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Image:Unused (36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day | Image:Unused (36).jpg |A jazzy alternative to the present day | ||
Image:Unused (37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence | Image:Unused (37).jpg |What you'll miss a thousand years hence | ||
Image:Unused (38).jpg | | Image:Unused (38).jpg |Americans: Put down your guns for half an hour | ||
Image:Unused (39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised | Image:Unused (39).jpg |Last 12 minutes will be improvised | ||
Image:Unused (40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship! | Image:Unused (40).jpg |Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship! | ||
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Image:Unused (43).jpg |Now with 10% more future | Image:Unused (43).jpg |Now with 10% more future | ||
Image:Unused (44).jpg |It makes a nice sandwich | Image:Unused (44).jpg |It makes a nice sandwich | ||
Image:Unused (45).jpg |You will be | Image:Unused (45).jpg |You will be travelling in time. Check your shoes at the door. | ||
Image:Unused (46).jpg |Do not watch while driving | Image:Unused (46).jpg |Do not watch while driving | ||
Image:Unused (47).jpg |May contain sarcasm | Image:Unused (47).jpg |May contain sarcasm | ||
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Image:Unused (64).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show | Image:Unused (64).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show | ||
Image:Unused (65).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | Image:Unused (65).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | ||
Image:Unused (66).jpg |Licensed by a | Image:Unused (66).jpg |Licensed by a practising space guy | ||
Image:Unused (67).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother | Image:Unused (67).jpg |Hey, don't hit your brother | ||
Image:Unused (68).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position | Image:Unused (68).jpg |Put your mind in the upright position | ||
Image:Unused (69).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint | Image:Unused (69).jpg |Not a Spike Lee joint | ||
Image:Unused (70).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle | Image:Unused (70).jpg |Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle | ||
Image:Unused (71).jpg |From | Image:Unused (71).jpg |From plutonium concentrate | ||
Image:Unused (72).jpg |Spray directly in face | Image:Unused (72).jpg |Spray directly in face | ||
Image:Unused (73).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented | Image:Unused (73).jpg |Winner of two of the five awards that we invented | ||
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Included as an egg on volume four, disc four. | Included as an egg on volume four, disc four. | ||
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Image:Unused2 (1).jpg | Image:Unused2 (1).jpg |00010100100111010010<br/>1110 01010100100010101110<br/>1010 | ||
Image:Unused2 (2).jpg | Image:Unused2 (2).jpg |Contains falsified data | ||
Image:Unused2 (3).jpg | Image:Unused2 (3).jpg |Close captioned for the ESP impaired | ||
Image:Unused2 (4).jpg | Image:Unused2 (4).jpg |Not a significant source of uranium | ||
Image:Unused2 (5).jpg | Image:Unused2 (5).jpg |Translated from the original sign language | ||
Image:Unused2 (6).jpg | Image:Unused2 (6).jpg |May contain less than 2% of all chemicals | ||
Image:Unused2 (7).jpg | Image:Unused2 (7).jpg |Criminal sentence pending | ||
Image:Unused2 (8).jpg | Image:Unused2 (8).jpg |Also available in circus form | ||
Image:Unused2 (9).jpg | Image:Unused2 (9).jpg |As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list | ||
Image:Unused2 (10).jpg | Image:Unused2 (10).jpg |The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel | ||
Image:Unused2 (11).jpg | Image:Unused2 (11).jpg |Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards | ||
Image:Unused2 (12).jpg | Image:Unused2 (12).jpg |Customized to your sense of humor | ||
Image:Unused2 (13).jpg | Image:Unused2 (13).jpg |Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade | ||
Image:Unused2 (14).jpg | Image:Unused2 (14).jpg |The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies | ||
Image:Unused2 (15).jpg | Image:Unused2 (15).jpg |Even more futuristic! | ||
Image:Unused2 (16).jpg | Image:Unused2 (16).jpg |Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater | ||
Image:Unused2 (17).jpg | Image:Unused2 (17).jpg |Closed captioned in stereo | ||
Image:Unused2 (18).jpg | Image:Unused2 (18).jpg |We use only milk-fed, free-range animators | ||
Image:Unused2 (19).jpg | Image:Unused2 (19).jpg |Comedy that's smart for your wallet | ||
Image:Unused2 (20).jpg | Image:Unused2 (20).jpg |Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization | ||
Image:Unused2 (21).jpg | Image:Unused2 (21).jpg |The episode they'll be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically | ||
Image:Unused2 (22).jpg | Image:Unused2 (22).jpg |Comedy that doesn't "eat it" | ||
Image:Unused2 (23).jpg | Image:Unused2 (23).jpg |Found tattooed on sasqatch | ||
Image:Unused2 (24).jpg | Image:Unused2 (24).jpg |TV L: Characters communicate using language | ||
Image:Unused2 (25).jpg | Image:Unused2 (25).jpg |Transcribed directly from the human genome | ||
Image:Unused2 (26).jpg | Image:Unused2 (26).jpg |Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically | ||
Image:Unused2 (27).jpg | Image:Unused2 (27).jpg |Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs | ||
Image:Unused2 (28).jpg | Image:Unused2 (28).jpg |Dne eht a palindromic script! | ||
Image:Unused2 (29).jpg | Image:Unused2 (29).jpg |For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat | ||
Image:Unused2 (30).jpg | Image:Unused2 (30).jpg |Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute | ||
Image:Unused2 (31).jpg | Image:Unused2 (31).jpg |Soon to be an Icelandic saga | ||
Image:Unused2 (32).jpg | Image:Unused2 (32).jpg |You may now punch your frequent watchers card | ||
Image:Unused2 (33).jpg | Image:Unused2 (33).jpg |100% Mike Wallace free! | ||
Image:Unused2 (34).jpg | Image:Unused2 (34).jpg |Smarter than the average space bear | ||
Image:Unused2 (35).jpg | Image:Unused2 (35).jpg |Won't stick to most dental work | ||
Image:Unused2 (36).jpg | Image:Unused2 (36).jpg |Fry is the walrus | ||
Image:Unused2 (37).jpg | Image:Unused2 (37).jpg |Thanks for watching, Larry | ||
Image:Unused2 (38).jpg | Image:Unused2 (38).jpg |Ask about out lay-awake plan | ||
Image:Unused2 (39).jpg | Image:Unused2 (39).jpg |You've seen the rest, now watch us | ||
Image:Unused2 (40).jpg | Image:Unused2 (40).jpg |Home of the fighting newts | ||
Image:Unused2 (41).jpg | Image:Unused2 (41).jpg |36% fat free! | ||
Image:Unused2 (42).jpg | Image:Unused2 (42).jpg |Can you draw Tippy? | ||
Image:Unused2 (43).jpg | Image:Unused2 (43).jpg |Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery | ||
Image:Unused2 (44).jpg | Image:Unused2 (44).jpg |Orwell was doubleplusright | ||
Image:Unused2 (45).jpg | Image:Unused2 (45).jpg |Like Seinfeld, but in space | ||
Image:Unused2 (46).jpg | Image:Unused2 (46).jpg |We laugh so you don't have to | ||
Image:Unused2 (47).jpg | Image:Unused2 (47).jpg |Now with deeper teal | ||
Image:Unused2 (48).jpg | Image:Unused2 (48).jpg |We love to see you smell | ||
Image:Unused2 (49).jpg | Image:Unused2 (49).jpg |The best show you're watching right now | ||
Image:Unused2 (50).jpg | Image:Unused2 (50).jpg |Recommended by viewers who chew gum | ||
Image:Unused2 (51).jpg | Image:Unused2 (51).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | ||
Image:Unused2 (52).jpg | Image:Unused2 (52).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | ||
Image:Unused2 (53).jpg | Image:Unused2 (53).jpg |Man, that one-eyed chick is hot | ||
Image:Unused2 (54).jpg | Image:Unused2 (54).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra | ||
Image:Unused2 (55).jpg | Image:Unused2 (55).jpg |Get out your calculators and enjoy the show | ||
Image:Unused2 (56).jpg | Image:Unused2 (56).jpg |Like PBS, but with sassier robots | ||
Image:Unused2 (57).jpg | Image:Unused2 (57).jpg |Approved by the ''American Rudeness Council'' | ||
Image:Unused2 (58).jpg | Image:Unused2 (58).jpg |Can't we all just get along (in space)? | ||
Image:Unused2 (59).jpg | Image:Unused2 (59).jpg |Watch and learn | ||
Image:Unused2 (60).jpg | Image:Unused2 (60).jpg |In space, no one can hear you laugh | ||
Image:Unused2 (61).jpg | Image:Unused2 (61).jpg |Kick off your early evening with us | ||
Image:Unused2 (62).jpg | Image:Unused2 (62).jpg |Originally broadcast today on a future planet | ||
Image:Unused2 (63).jpg | Image:Unused2 (63).jpg |Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility | ||
Image:Unused2 (64).jpg | Image:Unused2 (64).jpg |Your Arbor Day headquarters | ||
Image:Unused2 (65).jpg | Image:Unused2 (65).jpg |Watch while listening to "''Tom Sawyer''" for eerie synergies | ||
Image:Unused2 (66).jpg | Image:Unused2 (66).jpg |Formerly "''Futurissimo''" | ||
Image:Unused2 (67).jpg | Image:Unused2 (67).jpg |Now with 20% more analogs to our time | ||
Image:Unused2 (68).jpg | Image:Unused2 (68).jpg |May cause drowsiness or irritability | ||
Image:Unused2 (69).jpg | Image:Unused2 (69).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions | ||
Image:Unused2 (70).jpg | Image:Unused2 (70).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we | ||
Image:Unused2 (71).jpg | Image:Unused2 (71).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''Harry Potter'' characters | ||
Image:Unused2 (72).jpg | Image:Unused2 (72).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful | ||
Image:Unused2 (73).jpg | Image:Unused2 (73).jpg |Now also available as a shoe | ||
Image:Unused2 (74).jpg | Image:Unused2 (74).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''" | ||
Image:Unused2 (75).jpg | Image:Unused2 (75).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode | ||
Image:Unused2 (76).jpg | Image:Unused2 (76).jpg |Now with jokes about robots and aliens | ||
Image:Unused2 (77).jpg | Image:Unused2 (77).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back | ||
Image:Unused2 (78).jpg | Image:Unused2 (78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us | ||
Image:Unused2 (79).jpg | Image:Unused2 (79).jpg |Only 35 more weeks until football season! | ||
Image:Unused2 (80).jpg | Image:Unused2 (80).jpg |Mined from pure humor nuggets | ||
Image:Unused2 (81).jpg | Image:Unused2 (81).jpg |Television for people who watch television | ||
Image:Unused2 (82).jpg | Image:Unused2 (82).jpg |Support our troops on Cygnus 5 | ||
Image:Unused2 (83).jpg | Image:Unused2 (83).jpg |Current eBay bid: $8.51 | ||
Image:Unused2 (84).jpg | Image:Unused2 (84).jpg |Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted | ||
Image:Unused2 (85).jpg | Image:Unused2 (85).jpg |Alert! color radiation at level 5 | ||
Image:Unused2 (86).jpg | Image:Unused2 (86).jpg |Please patronize our advertisers. During "''King of the Hill''." | ||
Image:Unused2 (87).jpg | Image:Unused2 (87).jpg |Read from tea leaves | ||
Image:Unused2 (88).jpg | Image:Unused2 (88).jpg |Almost certain to come true | ||
Image:Unused2 (89).jpg | Image:Unused2 (89).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch our you won't talk to them any more | ||
Image:Unused2 (90).jpg | Image:Unused2 (90).jpg |3D version now available -- call you local cable operator | ||
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Revision as of 06:59, 25 March 2008
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the Opening Sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an egg on volume three, disc one.
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Second Set
Included as an egg on volume four, disc four.