Difference between revisions of "Blernsball"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Humorbot 0.4 (talk | contribs) |
(→Teams) |
||
Line 13: | Line 13: | ||
== Teams == | == Teams == | ||
The Boston Poindexters | *The Boston Poindexters | ||
The Mars Greenskins | *The Mars Greenskins | ||
The [[New New York Mets]] | *The [[New New York Mets]] | ||
The New New York Yankees | *The New New York Yankees | ||
The Pituitary Giants | *The Pituitary Giants | ||
The Swedish Meatballs | *The Swedish Meatballs | ||
The Atlanta Braves | *The Atlanta Braves | ||
The Spark Plugs | *The Spark Plugs | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == |
Revision as of 18:34, 14 December 2006
Planet of Origin: Earth
Description
Blernsball is an very popular sport in the year 3000. It was reformed from Bassball which was dumbed too boring so it was spiced up.
Rules
- The ball is attached to the field by an elastic tether, though powerful hits have been known to break it a billboard just beyond the reach of the tether triggers an "automatic win," called a "grand slam blern," if the ball enters a small hole in the centre of a sign, and previous balls have been known to escape from Earth's atmosphere).
- If enough balls go into a small hole in the center of the field third ball lock, a pinball-style Multiball is initiated. At this time dozens of balls are shot at high speeds into the field, causing frenetic action.
- Relief pitchers are conveyed from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound by means of a giant tarantula..
- Traditions of the game include aluminum bats and the 7th inning grope.
Teams
- The Boston Poindexters
- The Mars Greenskins
- The New New York Mets
- The New New York Yankees
- The Pituitary Giants
- The Swedish Meatballs
- The Atlanta Braves
- The Spark Plugs
Appearances
Debut: Fear of a Bot Planet
A Leela of Her Own
If you know any more rules please add