Transcript:That Darn Katz!
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That Darn Katz! | |
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Written by | Josh Weinstein |
Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever Kifcroaker |
- Announcer: [voice-over] Cash, cash, cash for your bones! To many bones? Not enough cash? Call Cash Bone! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. The leg bone's connected to the Cash Bone!
[Opening Credits: Or similar product.]
- [Scene: Planet Express, Lounge. Nibbler is burying Dark Matter in his litter box.]
- Leela: Aw! Nibbler made a bobo for Mamma. I'll pick it up with my super-dupey poopy scoopy. [Nibbler grumbles. A truck can be heard backing up and Leela enters the room, driving a fork-lift.]
- [Scene: Planet Express, Sub Basement.]
- Amy: Core magnetic field, 31 microteslas.
- Prof. Farnsworth: Nice.
- Amy: Temperature? Woah! The magma P.I. is 10,000 degrees Selleck! [Leela is emptying Nibbler's litter box in the magma. Amy swears in Cantonese.] Leela, I am collecting data. Can't you dump that somewhere else.
- Leela: Not really. It's highly volatile Dark Matter, and some corn.
- Amy: But I'm presenting my thesis tomorrow and I've barely had time to prepare.
- Farnsworth: Nonsense. You've been my grad student for twelve years. You were ready six years ago.
- Amy: What?
- Farnsworth: I probably should have told you. Anyway, the important thing is to be relaxed tomorrow.
- Amy: Are you sure?
- Farnsworth: Yes. Do what you young people do to unwind. Take a joyride in your jalopy. Wear a T-shirt and eat a fish stick. Go!
- [Scene: The Hip Joint.]