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The Purple Heart sergeant is a sergeant who, in 3013, was awarded the Purple Heart for finding the remote control of the Oval Office's T.V. for President Nixon. [7ACV19] Because the Purple Heart is awarded to people who have been wounded or killed and the sergeant had not been wounded, Nixon shot him with a laser gun, seemingly in the heart. (more...)