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{{event infobox
|name=1074th Academy Awards
|image=[[File:Academy Awards.png|225px]]
|type={{w|Academy Award|Award}} ceremony
|held when=[[3002]]
|held where=[[Los Angeles]]
|first appear={{e|3ACV08}}
}}

The '''1074th Academy Awards''' were held in [[Los Angeles]] in [[3002]], hosted by [[Billy Crystal's head]], and attended by, among the most notable, [[Florp]], [[Joan Rivers' head]], [[Jack Nicholson]], [[Harold Zoid]], [[Calculon]], and [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Dr. Zoidberg]]. {{er|3ACV08}}

== Categories ==
=== Best Cinematography in a Non-Visible Spectrum ===
Announced by Billy Crystal's head.

==== Nominees ====
*Unknown

==== Winner ====
*Unknown

=== Best Soft-Drink Product Placement ===

[[File:Academy Awards 8.png|thumb|right|The soda machine Robot announcing the nominees for ''Best Soft-Drink Product Placement''.]]

Announced by the [[soda machine Robot]].

==== Nominees ====
*''[[Star Trek]]: The {{w|Pepsi}} Generation''
*''They Call Me {{w|Mr Pibb}}''
*''{{w|Snow White (Disney)|Snow White}} and the {{w|7 Up}}s''

==== Winner ====
*Unknown

=== Best Actor ===

[[File:Academy Awards 9.png|thumb|right|Dr. Zoidberg announcing the nominees for ''Best Actor''.]]

Announced by Dr. Zoidberg.

==== Nominees ====
*Sir Lawrence **** in ''[[The Merchant of Venus]]''
*[[Hive Mind Gamma 7X]] in ''[[Bikini Party Summer]]''
*The soda machine Robot in ''Bikini Party Summer''
*{{w|Mark Jones (actor)|Mark Jones}} in ''[[How Beige Was My Jacket]]''
*[[Calculon]], instead of the fifth nominee, in ''[[The Magnificent Three]]''

==== Winner ====
*[[Harold Zoid]] in ''The Magnificent Three''

== Image gallery ==
<gallery>
Image:Osc Noms Announced.png|"[[Daily Variety|Also, Oscar Nominations Announced]]".
Image:Academy Awards 1.png|Florp.
Image:Academy Awards 2.png|Joan Rivers' head.
Image:Academy Awards 3.png|Jack Nicholson.
Image:Academy Awards 4.png|The room.
Image:Academy Awards 5.png|Billy Crystal's head on the {{w|Oscar statuette}}.
Image:Academy Awards 6.png|"Academy Awards".
Image:Academy Awards 7.png|Dr. Zoidberg and [[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]] in the backstage.
Image:Academy Awards 10.png|With Calculon instead of "the fifth guy".
Image:Academy Awards 11.png|Harold Zoid and Dr. Zoidberg.
</gallery>

== Additional Info ==
=== Trivia ===
*They took place 1000 years after the {{w|74th Academy Awards}}.

=== Quotes ===
{{q|
<poem>'''Joan Rivers' head''': Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many {{w|Rhytidectomy|face-lifts}}, they finally lifted it right off my body! It's true, it's true!</poem>
<poem>''[The curtain lifts. Billy Crystal's head is atop a giant Oscar statuette.]''
'''Billy Crystal's head''': Now I know how a {{w|Pez}} dispenser feels. ''[The audience laughs. Jack Nicholson bangs his chest.]'' Oh, you like that one, Jack?
''[Billy Crystal's head impersonates a gorilla.]''</poem>
<poem>'''Dr. Zoidberg''': And, instead of the fifth guy, Calculon, for his powerhouse performance in ''The Magnificent Three''.
'''Man #1''': Uh-oh. He read the wrong name.
'''Man #2''': [whispering] Shh, just play along, like they did for {{w|Marisa Tomei}}.</poem>
}}

=== Appearances ===
*{{e|3ACV08}}

[[Category:Award ceremonies]]