Calculon

Secondary character
Calculon
Age	Slightly less than 1000 years
Species	Robot
Planet of origin	Earth
Profession	Actor on All My Circuits
First appearance	"I, Roommate" (1ACV03)
Voiced by	[[Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche]][[Category:Characters voiced by Maurice LaMarche|Calculon]]

Calculon is most famous as the star of the hit robot soap opera All My Circuits. He has also appeared in films, including The Magnificent Three, for which he was nominated for an Oscar although this was just Dr. Zoidberg trying to save his own skin as Calculon had said earlier that if he didn't win one he would kill Bender, Harold Zoid and Zoidberg.

Throughout his career he has lived a secret life unknown to the public. He is over a thousand years old, rather than 37 as claimed in his biography. He changes identities every few decades, and starting out from a humble beginning as a motorized service arm working on Project Satan made his way to being many of history's great acting robots, including Acting Unit 0.8, Thespa-mat, and David Duchovny. For most of this thousand years, he was also a Were-Car, until Fry and Leela broke the curse by destroying the original were-car.

Known Filmography

• TV Shows
  • All My Circuits
• Films
  • All My Circuits: The Movie (3000)
  • The Magnificent Three (3001)
  • Coilette: A Calculon Story (3003)
  • Space Boy in Outer Space (Cancelled)

Additional Info

Trivia

• Once was a Were-Car
• Almost married Bender once, who then was a Fembot
• Owns a big house in Hollywood
• Enjoys hot showers
• Tends to see life as a huge soap opera
• Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood
• Ran over Judge Whitey some time prior to The Beast with a Billion Backs, and was forced to do community service

Quotes

Robot Devil: Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.
Calculon: Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.

Calculon: Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?

Calculon: NOOOOOOOO!

Bender as Coilette: But you always said you'd rather burn down a convent than give up show business.
Calculon: I always said many things.

Calculon: [on TV] Honey unit, I'm home. [He gasps.] Monique!
[Monique is in bed with Boxy. She pulls the sheets up around her.]
Monique: [on TV] Calculon!
Boxy: [beeps.]
Calculon: [on TV] Oh, how I wish I could believe that. You may be my evil half-brother, but there's no law against murdering the other half.

Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
Fry: Yay, Bender!
Leela: We demand Bender!
Calculon: However, you've got the job.

Calculon: Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Monique: Calculon! I thought you were.....
Calculon: Egyptian?!

Appearances

• "I, Roommate" (1ACV03)
  
• "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (1ACV13)
  
• "I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
  
• "The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
  
• "Raging Bender" (2ACV08)
  
• "Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
  
• "The Honking" (2ACV18)
  
• "The Cryonic Woman" (2ACV19)
  
• "That's Lobstertainment!" (3ACV08)
  
• "Future Stock" (3ACV21)
  
• "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" (4ACV06)
  
• "Bend Her" (4ACV13)
  
• "Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)
  
• "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" (4ACV18)
  
• The Beast with a Billion Backs
  
• "The Owner of Mars Attacks!" (US#003)
  
• "Fry Me to the Moon" (US#015)
  
• "A Fit Worse than Death" (US#022)
  
• "Rotten to the Core" (US#027)
  
• "Attack of the 50-ft Amy" (US#033)
  
• "Son of the Sun" (US#035)