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(Deleted the confusing 'speech' parts.)
(Deleted the remaining </poem> tags)
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:<strike>'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>''
:<strike>'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}.
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}.
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.
}}
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:<strike>'''''Bender''': That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>''
:<strike>'''''Bender''': That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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(He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm)
(He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm)
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}.
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:<strike>'''''Motorist #3''': Get home, bastard man!</strike>''
:<strike>'''''Motorist #3''': Get home, bastard man!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.


==== {{e|2ACV10}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV10}} ====
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:<strike>'''''Bender''': You bastard!</strike>''
:<strike>'''''Bender''': You bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not<strike>, you little bed-wetter</strike>.''
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not<strike>, you little bed-wetter</strike>.''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't <strike>, you bastard</strike>!''
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't <strike>, you bastard</strike>!''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''<---[beep sound]
:'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''<---[beep sound]
'''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]].
'''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]].
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.
:<strike>'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' (muted out)
:<strike>'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' (muted out)
'''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}}.
'''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}}.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed
}}
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:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Holy Zombie <strike>Jesus!</strike><---[beep sound]
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Holy Zombie <strike>Jesus!</strike><---[beep sound]
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim.
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:'''''[[Robots]]''''':[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike>
:'''''[[Robots]]''''':[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike>
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.''
:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>''
:'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
:<strike>'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Haile H. Selassie!</strike>''
:<strike>'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Haile H. Selassie!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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: <strike>'''''Fry''': Those bastards!</strike>''
: <strike>'''''Fry''': Those bastards!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
}}


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:<strike>'''''Bender''': Take that, [[Beethoven]], you deaf bastard!</strike>''
:<strike>'''''Bender''': Take that, [[Beethoven]], you deaf bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:''[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads ''1DVSBSTD''.]''</strike>
:''[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads ''1DVSBSTD''.]''</strike>
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.
}}
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:'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college <strike>, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>''
:'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college <strike>, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>.
'''Video''': Suppressed.
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you <strike>, you slut-clops</strike>!''
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you <strike>, you slut-clops</strike>!''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.


==== {{e|6ACV13}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV13}} ====
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:<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike>
:<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike>
'''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America
'''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.


=== [[Season 7]] ===
=== [[Season 7]] ===
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:'''''Bender''': Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender ''[His son burps]'' <strike>That's my bastard!</strike>
:'''''Bender''': Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender ''[His son burps]'' <strike>That's my bastard!</strike>
'''Censored by''': ?
'''Censored by''': ?
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.


== Censored by the show ==
== Censored by the show ==
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==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!''</poem>
:'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!''
}}
}}


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==== {{e|4ACV11}} ====
==== {{e|4ACV11}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.''</poem>
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.''
}}
}}


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==== {{f|3}} ====
==== {{f|3}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!''
:'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!''
:'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!''
:'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.''
}}
}}


==== {{f|4}} ====
==== {{f|4}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!''
}}
}}


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==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''Leela''': Holy cra-[beep sound]''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Holy cra-[beep sound]''
}}
}}


==== {{e|6ACV14}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV14}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!''</poem>
:'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!''
:'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!''</poem>
:'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!''
<poem>:'''Speech''': On the Moon.
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!''
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!''</poem>
:'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!''
:'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!''</poem>
}}
}}


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==== {{e|7ACV02}} ====
==== {{e|7ACV02}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
:'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!''
}}
}}


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Revision as of 15:16, 9 December 2013

The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster

Season 2

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Episode

    Bender:This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Episode

    Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
Episode

    (Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off)
    Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
    (He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm) Censored by: Sky1. Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!

Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Episode

    .
    Bender: You bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.
    Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.
    Leela: We can't , you bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Episode

    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
    Censored by: Adult Swim. Video: Not suppressed.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! (muted out)
    Censored by: TBS. Video: Suppressed

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Episode

    Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
    Censored by: Adult Swim. Video: Suppressed.

"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
Episode

    'Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
    Robots:[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Episode

    Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

Season 3

"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Episode

    Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.
    Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

Season 4

"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Episode

    Fry: Those bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Episode

    Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

Season 5

"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
Episode

    Leela: You are one devious bastard.
    Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
    [Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
    Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.

Season 6

"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Episode

Fry: It's like when I passed out in college , except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.

Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). Video: Suppressed.

Robot Leela: I'll kill you , you slut-clops!

Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Not suppressed.

"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
Episode

Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
Fry: Why do they call it that?
Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)

Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America Video: Not suppressed.

Season 7

"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
Episode

Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps] That's my bastard!

Censored by: ? Video: Not suppressed.

Censored by the show

Season 2

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 4

"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
Episode

    Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.

Season 5

Bender's Game
Film

    Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
    Leela: Son of a [shock]!
    Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
    Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.

Into the Wild Green Yonder
Film

    Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!

Season 6

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

    Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Episode

    Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!
    Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!
    Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!
    Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!

Season 7

"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
Episode

    Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!