Censorship

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The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster

Season 2

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express kitchen.
    Bender: This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
Episode

    Speech: On Decapod 10.
    Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: In the holographic film.
    Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
    Motorist #2: Bug off!
    Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Bender: You bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: We can't, you bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Episode

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: TBS and BBC Two.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In Atlanta.
    Umbriel: I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Episode

    Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
    Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: Adult Swim and BBC Two.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 3

"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
    Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
    Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 6

"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Fry: It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
    Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
    Video: Suppressed.

Censored by the show

Season 2

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
    Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 5

Bender's Game
Film

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Son of a [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I don't have any god-[shock]-damn, mother-[shock] anger issues.

Into the Wild Green Yonder
Film

    Speech: In Mars Vegas.
    Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!

Season 6

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!

    Speech: On the Moon.
    Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!

    Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
    Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!