Difference between revisions of "Early history"

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Bender steals Ramses' sarcophagus

The "frog" and "snake"

Seventeen years before the Big Bang
- The Nibblonian race comes into existence.
The Big Bang
- The Universe is created, as well as the cowboy universe (Only this one parallel universe is known or thought to exist until the events of "The Farnsworth Parabox").
Milliseconds after the Big Bang
- The evil Brain Spawn come into being and begin their war against the Nibblonians that rages until the 31st century.
Eons ago
- A frog-like creature and a snake-like creature cooperated to get food and survive, but later evolved to eat the other as food.
65.5 million years ago
- The Brain Spawn cause the extinction of Earth's dinosaurs.
29,997,000 years ago
- Nimbala is emperor of Zuban 5.
1351 BC
- Bender steals Ramses' sarcophagus
277 BC
- Nibbler born.

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 *'''29,997,000 years ago'''
 **Nimbala is emperor of [[Zuban 5]].
+*'''1351 BC'''
+**[[Bender]] steals Ramses' sarcophagus
 *'''277 BC'''
 **[[Nibbler]] born.
-*'''1351 BC'''
-**[[Bender]] steals Ramses' sarcophagus
-*'''c. 1503–1506'''
-**[[Bender]] steals the Mona Lisa without da Vinci finishing it.
-*'''1770s'''
-**[["Minuteman" Yancy Fry]] fights "Commies" (according to [[Yancy Fry, Sr.|Fry's father]]) in the American Revolution.
 === Alternate realities ===
 *'''1351 BC'''
 **Ramses' sarcophagus is buried.
-*'''c. 1503–1506'''
-**Da Vinci successfully finishes the {{w|Mona Lisa}}.
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