Good News

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This article is about the herbal supplement. For the catchphrase, see Good news, everyone.
Good News
Good News.png
A hologram of a bottle of Good News-brand herbal supplement, in the Planet Express employee lounge, in 3013. [7ACV16]
TypeHerbal supplement
Owner(s)The professor
OriginOmicron Persei 8 (origin of the active ingredient)
First appearance"T.: The Terrestrial" (7ACV16)

Good News is a brand of herbal supplement that the professor had need for in 3013. [7ACV16] After running out of supplement, the professor sent the crew to Omicron Persei 8 — the only place where the supplement's active ingredient grows. The ingredient later cleared up his arthritis and his glaucoma.

Additional information


    The professor: Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.
    Hermes: How is that good news?
    The professor: It's not. I've run out of Good News-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me more Good News, everyone, my arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass.

    Hermes: I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
    The professor: Ha! The sacred weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
    Hermes: Sacred weed, you say? [He picks up the professor's Good News bottle and smells the supplement.]
    Sweet toke of Ocracoke! This stuff's the Omichronic! To the ship!


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