New Justice Team
Appeared in: Less than Hero (4ACV04)
General Information
The New Justice Team was a short-lived team of crime-fighting super-heros. The source of the human members super-powers was Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream. They worked the New New York area, and were on call for Mayor Poopenmeyer when the city was in need. The team had three members, Clobberella, Captain Yesterday, and Superking. The group thwarted many crimes, and even found a nemesis in the Zookeeper. Their careers ended after the Zookeeper kidnapped Clobberella's parents and forced the team to steal the Quantum Gemerald in exchange for their release. The fact that they ran out of cream was probably a factor as well.
The Team
Clobberella
Secret Identity: Leela
Super Powers: Super-strength, lickity-speed, and invulnerability
Description: Quick-tempered and with a very head-first approach to crime-fighting, Clobberella defeats many foes with a roundhouse kick to the head.
Name referrence: The name is a spoof of the 1960ies science fiction heroine Barbarella, played by Jane Fonda.
Captain Yesterday
Secret Identity:Fry
Super Powers: Super-strength, lickity-speed, and invulnerability
Description: More calm and cool than Clobberella, Captain Yesterday relies heavily on his super-speed to make up for his slow mind.
Superking
Secret Identity:Bender
Super Powers: Super-strength and extendable arms and legs
Description: Superking is a bit of a rogue, and while he fights crime with the team, he has been known to abuse his powers for his own gain.
Theme Song
- Go, Go, Go New Justice Team
- Go, team,
- Go, team,
- Team, team, team
- Who's the newest Justice Team?
- The New Justice Team!
- Captain Yesterday is fast,
- Also he is from the past,
- Not just fast but from the past
- Captain Yesterday!
- Superking has all the powers of a king
- Plus all the powers of superman
- Aint he cool?
- Superking, you rule!
- Clobberella beats you up,
- Clobberella beats you up,
- Who does she beat up?
- You!
- Clobberella!
- Citizens, never fear
- Crazy do-good freaks are here,
- Until they run out of steam
- Miracle cream,
- Miracle cream,
- Gives the power to the team,
- It's effects wear off for sure,
- So they just slop on some more,
- The New Justice Team!
- Go, go, go, New Justice Team
- Fighting justice is their quest
- Superking, Clobberella, and all the rest
- Here's to you New Justice Team
- Do the things that make your team,
- Help each other do some things,
- Winners don't use drugs!
- The New Justice Team!