The Route of All Evil

Cubert (with Farnsworth's voice): Good news everyone: I smell like a horse's butt!
Professor Farnsworth: I do? That's not good news at all!

Cubert: Plus, they're making bootleg beer inside company property!
Bender: Lies! Lies and slander!
Farnsworth: Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That's the last straw!

Zoidberg: What's going on? Is this angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling?
Hermes: I'm afraid it's both.
Farnsworth (shouting): What?

Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm... doesn't.

Cubert: Hey, Leela, help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal; they'll make the ship go faster.
Leela: ... and what's your scientific basis for thinking that?
Cubert: I'm twelve.