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The '''''Titanic''''' was the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. In design, she resembled the | The '''''Titanic''''' was the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. In design, she resembled the classic steam ship "R.M.S. Titanic" from 1912 with its four funnels and sharp bow. It sported a casino with a bar, a buffet (including Bisque), an outdoor swimming pool on the deck, a large restaurant and many other things. Propulsion was seemingly provided by one or more [[Dark Matter]] reactors situated in the bowels of the ship, which was fueled by many stokers showelling Dark Matter into the fires. Unlike it's even more unlucky namesake, the ship sported a great number of escape pods at the stern, sufficient to allow every person on board to escape in an emergency. | ||
Levels of the ship included (in order from above): | Levels of the ship included (in order from above): | ||
Revision as of 21:39, 24 July 2006
Planet of construction: Earth
Fate: Sucked into a Black Hole
First appeared in: A Flight to Remember
General Information
The Titanic was the largest, most luxurious space cruise ship ever built. In design, she resembled the classic steam ship "R.M.S. Titanic" from 1912 with its four funnels and sharp bow. It sported a casino with a bar, a buffet (including Bisque), an outdoor swimming pool on the deck, a large restaurant and many other things. Propulsion was seemingly provided by one or more Dark Matter reactors situated in the bowels of the ship, which was fueled by many stokers showelling Dark Matter into the fires. Unlike it's even more unlucky namesake, the ship sported a great number of escape pods at the stern, sufficient to allow every person on board to escape in an emergency.
Levels of the ship included (in order from above):
- First Class (cabins of the First Class and many other representative rooms)
- Second Class (Second Class cabins)
- Steerage (for less wealthy passengers)
- Laundry (Laundry)
- Bowels of the ship (Dark Matter reactors)
- Fiesta Deck (cheapest passenger quarters and reactor exhaust)
Details of service
The Titanic began her maiden voyage, of which the episode A Flight to Remember tells us, at the South Street Spaceport in New New York under the command of the honorary captain Zapp Brannigan and his First Officer Kif Kroker. The ship was christened with no other than Leonardo diCaprio's head. During the passage, Captain Brannigan felt the captain's itch for adventure and decided to change course right into a swarm of comets. When the course turned out to be more suicidal than initially hoped, another course change was made into a region empty of comets that was, however, filled with a Black Hole. The ship got caught in the pull of this interstellar gravity well and began to break up, Captain Brannigan gave up command to Lieutenant Kif Kroker to be able to leave the ship as the first person, and all passengers abandoned the ship before it was eventually sucked into the Black Hole. Apart from one aristocratic fembot, there were no casualties.
Crew and Passenger List
Some noticable people were on board the Titanic on her first and only voyage. They include:
Crew
- Zapp Brannigan, Captain
- Kif Kroker, First Officer and later Captain
- iZac, bartender
Passengers