|The Clippie Awards|
|Held where||Theater in the Ground, New New York, Earth|
|Contents of event||Honours accomplished delivery boys|
|First appearance||"Near-Death Wish" (7ACV10)|
The Clippie Awards is (presumably) a yearly awards ceremony that honours the most accomplished delivery boys. The ceremony also pays tribute to delivery boys who have died in the line of duty. In 3012, the ceremony was hosted by the Spotty Teen Robot.
"Best Newcomer on a Bicycle"
- Winner: Johnny Jensen from Rent-a-Cat
- Nesbin Zelgabar from 10 Minute Underwear
- Dwight Conrad from Speedy Wig
"Best Delivery Boy - Newspaper, Phone Book or Miscellaneous"
[Later on, Fry, Leela and Bender try to enter the Near-Death Star.]
Barrier-bot #1: Halt! Visitors are forbidden!
Fry: Oh really? Does that rule apply to - [he pauses and shows his Clippie award] - Clippie winners?
Barrier-bot #1: I'm sorry, sir. Go right in. [he turns to Barrier-bot #2] That's Philip J. Fry!