|First appearance||"Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
The human-horn dealer is a chameleon-like sleazy alien who owns the Beast With Two Bucks sex shop at the Galactic Bazaar. He sells many porn products, including human horn (though he doesn't allow cops inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. In 3004, he owned Fry's nose, which he sold to Lrrr.[4ACV17]
Human-horn dealer: I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
Fry, Bender, and Leela: Ewwww.
Human-horn dealer: Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Fry: Who was it?! Can you give us a name?
Human-horn dealer: Certainly not! I could never betray a customer's privacy. All I can give you is this naked picture of him taken from my toilet cam.