User:Third

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Third and Third and Third
Age16
Date of birthAugust 11th, 1993
GenderMale
SpeciesHuman
Planet of originEarth (specifically Canada)
ProfessionStudent
First appearanceEons ago (I can't remember when, exactly)

Greetings, and welcome to my user page. I'm Seth McDermott, a.k.a. Third&Third&Third. Futurama is my absolute favourite TV show, and has been for years.

Autobiography[edit]

EP This user has memorised every episode.
Amy Leela Combat.jpg This user sometimes wishes they were animated.
Space Pilot 3000.jpg This user "proved them".
Videoicon.png This user's favourite episode is 4ACV15.
Sewer Mutants.jpg This user is mutated.
Mars University.jpg This user is a student.
.ca This user is Canadian.
Turanga Leela.jpg This user's favourite regular cast member is Turanga Leela.
Flexo.jpg This user suffers anti-beard prejudice.
The Farnsworth Parabox.jpg This user enjoys boxes.
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I have lived in Canada for my entire life. It is my favourite place to live (aside from NNY, of course). I'm a student, and I intend to make civil engineering my career. I have haunted the pages of the Infosphere for many months, but I waited until August, 2009 to create an account because I couldn't decide on a username. Sad, isn't it?

Interests and skills[edit]

  • Science
    • Science Fiction
  • Geography
  • Languages and Linguistics
  • Politics
  • History
  • Literature
  • Mathematics
  • Arts
    • Music: can play oboe, bassoon, bass clarinet, tenor saxophone, and various other instruments

Languages known[edit]

  • English (native speaker)
  • French (fluent)
  • Japanese (semi-fluent; learning to become fluent)
  • Languages I aspire to learn: Spanish, German

Opinion of the show[edit]

Nearly the first decade of my life is but a blur. As I reflect on it now, I marvel, "Wow! I lived before Futurama?" It seems like it has always been there. I started watching it when I was eight years old; precocious little scamp, ain't I? Since that time, it has earned my utmost respect for its broad-reaching topics, witty, nerdy intelligence, and lovable cast.

Additional Info[edit]

Favourite Quotes[edit]

Fry

  • My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend: I'll never see any of them again. YAHOO!
  • My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
  • No, I'm isn't!
  • Oh, snap!
  • Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting.


Leela

  • Okay, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
  • It's ocean madness alright. Sailors call it aquadementia, the deep-down crazies, the wet willies, the screaming moist!
  • We are not ignorant villagers, we're sophisticated New New Yorkers. Whup his butt!
  • Sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant.


Professor Farnsworth

  • Wernstrom!
  • Listen to me, you pompous frauds! If I'm going down, I'm taking you all with me!
  • Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute, little pom-pom curtain pull-cords, cruel though they may be...
  • Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
  • Perhaps it's your outlook that needs a good bend. A 90-degree bend to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment.
  • I'm sad now.
  • Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!
  • Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
  • Help! I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!
  • Oh, Lordy Lou! Help!... Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something!... Help! Satan! You owe me!
  • Listen well: No matter what happens, no matter how great your curiosity, you are forbidden to look in this box. Forbidden! [He shakes his fist in the air then rubs the lid.] Pretty tantalizing though!
  • Doomsday device? Ah! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! [He presses a button and a machine rises out of the floor.] I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.
  • Yes, all that is and ever shall be is in that box. And the box itself is probably worth something too.
  • You wanged my ship, you walnut-paneled idiot!


Bender

  • Kids have names?
  • That's what she said! Wooooo!
  • I need to make a cell-phone telephone call. May I borrow your cell-phone telephone?


Other Characters

  • Zoidberg: Is this what human mating looks like? Because I like it!
  • Zoidberg: J'accuse!
  • Mom: Move your freaking hoof, you goat!
  • Mom: Everyone, help Mom find her bra.
  • Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!
  • Turanga Morris: No beer till you finish your tequila!
  • Old Man: I deserve free money!
  • Kif: Whoa, Nellie!
  • Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Good night!
  • Morbo: Stop it, stop it; it's fine! I will destroy you!


Dialogues

Fry: I've found what I need, and it's not friends; It's things. Bender: I'm a thing.

Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there? Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

Leela: At least you didn't smell as bad as them. Zoidberg: [crying] You're right, my stink gland is weak. Smell! [He forces her face into his armpit and she struggles and gags.]

Bender: How 'bout a few words, Professor? Professor Farnsworth: Eh, wh...whi..whi...wha? Bender: I said words.

PE Crew: No, don't jump! Bender: Do a flip!

Professor Farnsworth: 16 feet? Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat! Mom: Filthy, toothless nerd bastard! Professor Farnsworth: Damned she-fossil! Mom: Stink pig!

Leela: Fry, stay back! He's too powerful! Fry: Negative, bossy meat creature!

Amy: Yes it's ... great. A great miracle. Leela: And not one of those bogus everyday miracles like a sunrise.

Professor Farnsworth: Good! Fry's ejection indicates that he is not the man-mom. [Zapp comes through the tube, gets stuck halfway and finally flies out and lands on Fry.] Nor is Captain Brannigan. [Kif wipes his forehead.] Kif: Oh, thank you, merciful God!

Mrs. Wong: Oh, my Amy's sweet little girl again! This is like a mother's dream. Bad dream, that is! At this rate, I'm never going to get a grandchild! Mr. Wong.: Maybe she not grown up but she sure grown out! She fat! Amy: Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room. Mr. Wong: Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!

Professor Farnsworth A: Nonsense! I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having been going to do that! Professor Farnsworth 1: Wha?

Leela A: Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here? Fry 31: [mechanical voice] Negative. Will you go out with me? Leela A: Uh, access denied. [Fry 31's head explodes.]