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The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the [[ | The following are title captions that were released in [[DVD releases|DVD]] special features before appearing in the [[opening sequence]]. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode. | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent | Image:Unused_(6).jpg |This space for rent | ||
Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder | Image:Unused_(7).jpg |Watch harder | ||
Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land | Image:Unused_(8).jpg |Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send [[Fry]] to crazy rainbow land | ||
Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | Image:Unused_(9).jpg |Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen | ||
Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this | Image:Unused_(10).jpg |Please do not read this | ||
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Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]] | Image:Unused_(14).jpg |[[Bendin' in the Wind|Federal law prohibits changing the channel]] | ||
Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™ | Image:Unused_(15).jpg |Filmed in television™ | ||
Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander | Image:Unused_(16).jpg |Last known transmission of the [[Mars]] polar lander | ||
Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]] | Image:Unused_(17).jpg |[[Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3|Now available without prescription]] | ||
Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode | Image:Unused_(18).jpg |No [[humans]] were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode | ||
Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles | Image:Unused_(19).jpg |Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles | ||
Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens | Image:Unused_(20).jpg |Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens | ||
Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity | Image:Unused_(21).jpg |A proud sponsor of special relativity | ||
Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel | Image:Unused_(22).jpg |By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel | ||
Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh! | Image:Unused_(23).jpg |Help! [[Matt Groening]] is really an alien monster-- Arrggh! | ||
Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama | Image:Unused_(24).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama | ||
Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold | Image:Unused_(25).jpg |Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold | ||
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Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium | Image:Unused_(49).jpg |Now contains titanium | ||
Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required | Image:Unused_(50).jpg |Disassembly required | ||
Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents | Image:Unused_(51).jpg |Recommended by four out of five [[USA|U.S.]] Presidents | ||
Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia | Image:Unused_(52).jpg |Sitting close may reverse myopia | ||
Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework | Image:Unused_(53).jpg |Can be viewed without finishing your homework | ||
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Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window | Image:Unused_(63).jpg |Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window | ||
Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated | Image:Unused_(64).jpg |Intergalactic travel is simulated | ||
Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show | Image:Unused_(65).jpg |No [[Smizmar|smizmars]] were hurt in the making of this show | ||
Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | Image:Unused_(66).jpg |Caution: Will get your goat | ||
Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy | Image:Unused_(67).jpg |Licensed by a practicing space guy | ||
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Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock | Image:Unused_(82).jpg |Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock | ||
Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship! | Image:Unused_(83).png |Lookout! Ship! | ||
Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item | Image:Unused_(84).png |Second printing [[3001]]. Not a collector's item | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | Image:Unused2_(52).jpg |Like ''Antiques Roadshow'', but in space | ||
Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | Image:Unused2_(53).jpg |Brought to you by the word "ass" | ||
Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, that one-eyed chick is hot | Image:Unused2_(54).jpg |Man, [[Leela|that one-eyed chick]] is hot | ||
Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra | Image:Unused2_(55).jpg |Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra | ||
Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculator and enjoy the show | Image:Unused2_(56).jpg |Get out your calculator and enjoy the show | ||
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Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions | Image:Unused2_(70).jpg |Made with pride in the first four dimensions | ||
Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we | Image:Unused2_(71).jpg |Jordan's back, and so are we | ||
Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''Harry Potter'' characters | Image:Unused2_(72).jpg |Featuring all your favorite ''[[Harry Potter]]'' {{w|list of Harry Potter characters|characters}} | ||
Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful | Image:Unused2_(73).jpg |Comedy by the shovelful | ||
Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe | Image:Unused2_(74).jpg |Now also available as a shoe | ||
Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''" | Image:Unused2_(75).jpg |This episode created entirely while riding on "''Segway''" | ||
Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode | Image:Unused2_(76).jpg |No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode | ||
Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about robots and aliens | Image:Unused2_(77).jpg |Now with jokes about [[robots]] and aliens | ||
Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back | Image:Unused2_(78).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back | ||
Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us | Image:Unused2_(79).jpg |If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us | ||
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Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves | Image:Unused2_(88).jpg |Read from tea leaves | ||
Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true | Image:Unused2_(89).jpg |Almost certain to come true | ||
Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them | Image:Unused2_(90).jpg |Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them anymore | ||
Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator | Image:Unused2_(91).jpg |3D version now available -- call your local cable operator | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category:Lists|Title captions]] | [[Category:Lists|Title captions]] |
Latest revision as of 21:31, 24 September 2013
The following are title captions that were released in DVD special features before appearing in the opening sequence. A few have since been used, in these cases click the text version to see an associated episode.
Gallery
First Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.
Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item
Second Set
Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.
Man, that one-eyed chick is hot
Featuring all your favorite Harry Potter characters
Now with jokes about robots and aliens