|First appearance||"Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
The human-horn dealer is a chamaleon-like sleazy alien who owns The Beast With Two Bucks sex shop at the Galactic Bazaar. He sells many porn products, including human horn (though he doesn't allow cops inside the shop). He video-tapes everyone who comes in, so that he can blackmail them later. He once owned Fry's nose which he sold to Lrrr.
Human-horn dealer: Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you?
Fry: Uh, I'm looking for human horn.
Human-horn dealer: [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
Human-horn dealer: I video-tape everyone who comes in here so I can blackmail them later.
Fry, Bender, and Leela: Ewwww.
Human-horn dealer: Hey, I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?