Difference between revisions of "Youthasizing"
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'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': Dear God, no! | '''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': Dear God, no! | ||
'''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Oh, relax, Professor. "Youthasizing" is a trendy, new spa treatment. It's this season's shark-cartilage enema.</poem> | '''[[Dr. Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Oh, relax, Professor. "Youthasizing" is a trendy, new spa treatment. It's this season's shark-cartilage enema.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''[[Heather]]''': Since this is such a serious case of old, we'll have to try our strongest treatment: a soothing full-body bath in searing-hot tar. ''[She indicates the pits.]'' Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked. | |||
<poem>'''[[Heather]]''': Since this is such a serious case of old, we'll have to try our strongest treatment: a soothing full-body bath in searing-hot tar. ''[She indicates the pits.]'' Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked. | '''Farnsworth''': You sound just like my tennis instructor. ''[He climbs into the tar.]'' | ||
'''Farnsworth''': You sound just like my tennis instructor. ''[He climbs into the tar.]'' | |||
'''Heather''': The tar blisters the age right out of the body in what top scientists suspect is a miracle.</poem> | '''Heather''': The tar blisters the age right out of the body in what top scientists suspect is a miracle.</poem> | ||
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Revision as of 22:00, 17 September 2011
Youthasizing is the process of reducing someone's biological age, through spa treatment including botulism injections, massage, and immersion in a searing-hot tar pit containing time-altering chronotons.
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Quotes
Hermes: We've decided to do the merciful thing and have you youthasized.
Farnsworth: Dear God, no!
Amy: Oh, relax, Professor. "Youthasizing" is a trendy, new spa treatment. It's this season's shark-cartilage enema.
Heather: Since this is such a serious case of old, we'll have to try our strongest treatment: a soothing full-body bath in searing-hot tar. [She indicates the pits.] Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked.
Farnsworth: You sound just like my tennis instructor. [He climbs into the tar.]
Heather: The tar blisters the age right out of the body in what top scientists suspect is a miracle.
