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:<strike>'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''':This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}. | '''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}. | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed. | '''Video''': Not suppressed. | ||
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:<strike>'''''Bender''': That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''Bender''': That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
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(He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm) | (He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm) | ||
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}. | '''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
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:<strike>'''''Motorist #3''': Get home, bastard man!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''Motorist #3''': Get home, bastard man!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
==== {{e|2ACV10}} ==== | ==== {{e|2ACV10}} ==== | ||
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:<strike>'''''Bender''': You bastard!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''Bender''': You bastard!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not<strike>, you little bed-wetter</strike>.'' | :'''''Bender''': No, we're not<strike>, you little bed-wetter</strike>.'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't <strike>, you bastard</strike>!'' | :'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't <strike>, you bastard</strike>!'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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:'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''<---[beep sound] | :'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''<---[beep sound] | ||
'''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]]. | '''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]]. | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed. | '''Video''': Not suppressed. | ||
:<strike>'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' (muted out) | :<strike>'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>'' (muted out) | ||
'''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}}. | '''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}}. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed | '''Video''': Suppressed | ||
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:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Holy Zombie <strike>Jesus!</strike><---[beep sound] | :'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Holy Zombie <strike>Jesus!</strike><---[beep sound] | ||
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim. | '''Censored by''': Adult Swim. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
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:'''''[[Robots]]''''':[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike> | :'''''[[Robots]]''''':[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
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:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.'' | :'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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:'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>'' | :'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
:<strike>'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Haile H. Selassie!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Haile H. Selassie!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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: <strike>'''''Fry''': Those bastards!</strike>'' | : <strike>'''''Fry''': Those bastards!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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:<strike>'''''Bender''': Take that, [[Beethoven]], you deaf bastard!</strike>'' | :<strike>'''''Bender''': Take that, [[Beethoven]], you deaf bastard!</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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:''[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads ''1DVSBSTD''.]''</strike> | :''[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads ''1DVSBSTD''.]''</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed. | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
}} | }} | ||
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:'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college <strike>, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>'' | :'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college <strike>, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). | '''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). | ||
'''Video''': Suppressed | '''Video''': Suppressed. | ||
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you <strike>, you slut-clops</strike>!'' | :'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you <strike>, you slut-clops</strike>!'' | ||
'''Censored by''': Pick TV. | '''Censored by''': Pick TV. | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed. | '''Video''': Not suppressed. | ||
==== {{e|6ACV13}} ==== | ==== {{e|6ACV13}} ==== | ||
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:<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike> | :<strike>'''''Albino Humping Worm''': (humps [[Planet Express ship]])</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America | '''Censored by''': Local Syndication and WGN America | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed. | '''Video''': Not suppressed. | ||
=== [[Season 7]] === | === [[Season 7]] === | ||
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:'''''Bender''': Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender ''[His son burps]'' <strike>That's my bastard!</strike> | :'''''Bender''': Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender ''[His son burps]'' <strike>That's my bastard!</strike> | ||
'''Censored by''': ? | '''Censored by''': ? | ||
'''Video''': Not suppressed. | '''Video''': Not suppressed. | ||
== Censored by the show == | == Censored by the show == | ||
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==== {{e|2ACV06}} ==== | ==== {{e|2ACV06}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!'' | :'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==== {{e|4ACV11}} ==== | ==== {{e|4ACV11}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.'' | :'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==== {{f|3}} ==== | ==== {{f|3}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!'' | :'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!'' | ||
:'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!'' | :'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!'' | ||
:'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!'' | :'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!'' | ||
:'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.'' | :'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
==== {{f|4}} ==== | ==== {{f|4}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!'' | :'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
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==== {{e|6ACV02}} ==== | ==== {{e|6ACV02}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''Leela''': Holy cra-[beep sound]'' | :'''''Leela''': Holy cra-[beep sound]'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
==== {{e|6ACV14}} ==== | ==== {{e|6ACV14}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!'' | :'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!'' | ||
:'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!'' | :'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!'' | ||
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!'' | |||
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!'' | :'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!'' | ||
:'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!'' | |||
}} | }} | ||
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==== {{e|7ACV02}} ==== | ==== {{e|7ACV02}} ==== | ||
{{q| | {{q| | ||
:'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!'' | :'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{futurama}} | {{futurama}} |
Revision as of 16:16, 9 December 2013
The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.
Censored by a broadcaster
Season 2
"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Bender:This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
-
(Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off)
- Fry:
You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!Motorist #2: Bug off!Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.
"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
-
.
Bender: You bastard!- Bender: No, we're not
, you little bed-wetter. - Leela: We can't
, you bastard!
"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
- Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie
Jesus!<---[beep sound] Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!(muted out)
"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
- Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie
Jesus!<---[beep sound]
"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
-
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"The Honking" (2ACV18)
- Bender: Hey, that's my last beer,
you bastard.
Season 3
"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
- Flexo:
You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became![Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright. Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
Season 4
"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Fry: Those bastards!
"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
Season 5
"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
- Leela:
You are one devious bastard. - Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
Season 6
"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
- Fry: It's like when I passed out in college
, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). Video: Suppressed.
- Robot Leela: I'll kill you
, you slut-clops!
Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Not suppressed.
"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
- Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
- Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
- Fry: Why do they call it that?
- Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)
Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America Video: Not suppressed.
Season 7
"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
- Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps]
That's my bastard!
Censored by: ? Video: Not suppressed.
Censored by the show
Season 2
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
- Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!
Season 4
"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
- Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.
Season 5
Bender's Game
- Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
- Leela: Son of a [shock]!
- Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
- Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.
Into the Wild Green Yonder
- Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!
Season 6
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
- Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]
"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Season 7
"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
- Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!