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• Hedonismbot
  ...rapes in a very sloppy manner.]'' But we need to be shut off, especially ''you'', Hedonismbot! '''Hedonismbot''': Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you! Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant. ''[Bende
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• Vladimir
  .... He died in [[3001]] and left his son [[Tandy]] his fortune, his butler [[You There]] a pittance, and his nephew {{Bender}} his castle. Right after he wa
  1 KB (183 words) - 23:14, 15 February 2016
• Crud gang
  ...at Leela.]'' [aggressively] Stop asking questions, old man, and we'll slip you an extra five grand that [[Planet Express crew|your crew]] doesn't need to
  4 KB (560 words) - 13:56, 9 November 2013
• Alarm clock
  ...as late for her thesis presentation at Mars University.]'' I thought I set you for 7:15.
  1 KB (193 words) - 15:11, 24 October 2013
• Brain Balls
  <poem>'''Brain Ball #2''': The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air.
  1 KB (216 words) - 02:08, 12 July 2013
• Merchandise
  '''Merchandise''' is any physical ''[[Futurama]]'' object you can buy. A wide variety of types of merchandise has been released over the
  2 KB (223 words) - 19:42, 22 July 2016
• Niagara Falls Hydroelectric Plant
  '''Fry''': [angry] Aw! You're no help at all! [sad] I'm gonna go kill myself. '''Fry''': Bender?! Are you in here?
  4 KB (539 words) - 21:57, 16 February 2016
• Monkey Sea, Monkey Doom!
  <poem>'''Leela''': Well, I'll keep an eye on you just in case! Remember when you tried to sell your kidneys for salsa last week? ...d box labeled "Action Comics #1- 100 Count". It's yours for only $10.95 if you're interest-
  7 KB (1,065 words) - 08:45, 29 March 2023
• Funeral singer
  {{q|<poem>'''Funeral singer''': [singing] Pharaoh my God-king, you are cold and deceased, I used to have him sing...</poem>
  1 KB (209 words) - 22:01, 12 April 2017
• Wong Ranch
  ...ll of the Wong land for {{Amy|Amy Wong}}. The sign on the entrance reads, "You've Come to the Wong Place".
  2 KB (240 words) - 01:54, 22 May 2023
• Shadow Society of Intellectuals
  <poem>'''Animatronio''': You know not the function of the Macchina Magnifica? Then thou are not members
  1 KB (203 words) - 07:39, 21 July 2010
• Ron Whitey
  ...eminded this by a baliff, who says "that facility has been full ever since you ruled that being poor is a mental illness". <poem>'''Ron Whitey''': Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? {{er|3ACV11}}
  3 KB (537 words) - 00:31, 14 April 2016
• Curly Joe
  ...erhaps we could explode [[Tempus Nebula|the whole damned nebula]]. What do you think, Curly Joe?
  1 KB (207 words) - 23:00, 30 October 2014
• Device that makes anyone sound like Farnsworth
  '''Farnsworth''': I am? That's not good news at all, you little-- ''[The Professor shakes his fist and Cubert screams in his voice.]
  2 KB (235 words) - 00:22, 12 January 2012
• I Dated a Robot
  === Act II: "On to the internet you go!" === <poem>'''Fry''': Oh, Lucy! You're just like I always thought you'd be from your movies.
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• Sweden
  '''Fry''': Those Swedes sure know how to put in almost everything you need. ...He is then pursued by a three-fighter-aircraft.]'' Not so neutral now, are you, Sweden?</poem>
  4 KB (570 words) - 17:05, 2 September 2014
• Cryogenicist
  ...]]. {{er|BBS}} He believes proudly in Applied Cryogenics' former motto of "you can solve all your problems by freezing them". This is demonstrated by the
  1 KB (208 words) - 23:09, 15 February 2016
• Flying Spaghetti Monster (character)
  ...ying Spaghetti Monster''': Hey, Professor! I'm a Flying Spaghetti Monster. You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of flightless manicotti?
  2 KB (231 words) - 23:04, 4 February 2016
• Helper
  '''Helper''': No, I just thought you'd enjoy that for a moment.</poem>
  1 KB (203 words) - 08:40, 7 September 2014
• The Scary Door
  <poem>'''Announcer''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of pl <poem>'''Announcer''': You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some ki
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