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• Yetis
  '''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': What are you, a whining machine? lf you wanna worry about something, worry about the Yetis. '''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Amy, you speak Yeti. What are they saying?
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• Ronnie
  ...d box labeled "Action Comics #1- 100 Count". It's yours for only $10.95 if you're interest-
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• Space Honey
  ...r. Zoidberg]] said that if you eat three spoonfuls of it at the same time, you fall asleep and never wake up.{{et|4ACV12}} However, he said this during [[ ...ls help you sleep, but three spoonfuls, and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up. ''Never!''</poem>
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• Book of Pickup Lines
  <poem>"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"</poem>
  847 bytes (130 words) - 00:31, 4 September 2013
• Bender's father
  <poem>'''Bender''': Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!</poem>
  930 bytes (115 words) - 01:55, 1 January 2015
• Galactic Entity
  <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.</poem> <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pick-pocket.
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• Phaser eye surgery
  Phaser eye surgery is a procedure where a doctor makes it seem like you have a second eye. [[Leela]] underwent this surgery in {{et|3ACV09}}. I doe
  214 bytes (37 words) - 04:48, 2 September 2013
• 20th-century kid
  ...ine "You stink, loser!" was supposed to be much longer, having him saying "You stink, dude, even my grandmother could get past the first {{cat|gorilla}}, <poem>'''Fry''': And that's how you play the game.
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• Dave Borden
  ...isten, Fry. You're fifteen, and soon it'll be time for you to drop out. Do you have any realistic goals for the future?
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• Santa Claus' aides
  '''Aide #2''': I'll let you punch me for a buck. '''Fry''': Uh, look: we've got mail for Santa. Are you his elves?
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• Backwoods septic tank
  ...IGNORANT VILLAGERS AGAINST TRAVERS", and "STOP [[Earth|THE WORLD]], I WANT YOU TO GET OFF!". <poem>'''Chris Travers''': Why are you yokels doing this?
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• Human-horn dealer
  <poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you? '''Human-horn dealer''': [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
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• Borax Kid
  ...pace}} test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. <poem>'''Big rock alien''': Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks.
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• Ipji
  ...that's your job, whether you like it or not. And it's my job to make sure you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much!</poem> '''Leela''': But you never wore a ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
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• Big Apple Bank teller
  '''Big Apple Bank teller''': OK, you had a balance of 93 cents... <poem>'''Big Apple Bank teller''': You're opening a retirement account for $6? I'm sure a wealthy[sniffs Fry]mule
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• Transition Announcer
  <poem>'''Transition Announcer''': You've watched it! You can't unwatch it!</poem> '''Transition Announcer''': They won't know, but you will. Lucky you.</poem>
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• Hip Joint janitor
  ...: My, my, my. What's a beautiful lady like you&mdash; ah! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.</poem>
  897 bytes (140 words) - 13:34, 29 October 2013
• Wine bucket
  '''Amy''': Thank you. '''Leo Wong''': Stop seducing him, you hussy!
  919 bytes (138 words) - 19:45, 25 January 2016
• Sam (human)
  <poem>'''[[Elzar]]''': Which one of you cutie muffins gets the children's spicy squab? '''Bender''': Ah-ah-ah! What do we say when someone gives you something?
  989 bytes (138 words) - 12:28, 7 September 2013
• Helium miners
  <poem>'''Leela''': Attention, helium miners. Can you hear me? '''Bender''': In the meantime, you should sing a song, to keep your spirits up. How about... "{{w|Camptown Rac
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