1074th Academy Awards
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| 1074th Academy Awards | |
|---|---|
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| Type | Award ceremony |
| Held when | 3002 |
| Held where | Los Angeles |
| First appearance | "That's Lobstertainment!" (3ACV08)  |
The 1074th Academy Awards were held in Los Angeles in 3002, hosted by Billy Crystal's head, and attended by, among the most notable, Florp, Joan Rivers' head, Jack Nicholson, Harold Zoid, Calculon, and Dr. Zoidberg. [3ACV08]
Categories
Best Cinematography in a Non-Visible Spectrum
Announced by Billy Crystal's head.
Nominees
- Unknown
Winner
- Unknown
Best Soft-Drink Product Placement
Announced by the soda machine Robot.
Nominees
- Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation
- They Call Me Mr Pibb
- Snow White and the 7 Ups
Winner
- Unknown
Best Actor
Announced by Dr. Zoidberg.
Nominees
- Sir Lawrence **** in The Merchant of Venus
- Hive Mind Gamma 7X in Bikini Party Summer
- The soda machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer
- Mark Jones in How Beige Was My Jacket
- Calculon, instead of the fifth nominee, in The Magnificent Three
Winner
- Harold Zoid in The Magnificent Three
Image gallery
Florp.
Joan Rivers' head.
Jack Nicholson.
The room.
Billy Crystal's head on the Oscar statuette.
"Academy Awards".
Dr. Zoidberg and Bender in the backstage.
With Calculon instead of "the fifth guy".
Harold Zoid and Dr. Zoidberg.
Additional Info
Trivia
- They took place 1000 years after the 74th Academy Awards.
Quotes
Joan Rivers' head: Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body! It's true, it's true!
[The curtain lifts. Billy Crystal's head is atop a giant Oscar statuette.]
Billy Crystal's head: Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels. [The audience laughs. Jack Nicholson bangs his chest.] Oh, you like that one, Jack?
[Billy Crystal's head impersonates a gorilla.]
Dr. Zoidberg: And, instead of the fifth guy, Calculon, for his powerhouse performance in The Magnificent Three.
Man #1: Uh-oh. He read the wrong name.
Man #2: [whispering] Shh, just play along, like they did for Marisa Tomei.