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==== {{e|2ACV01}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV01}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express kitchen.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express kitchen.
:'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': <strike>This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>''
:'''''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': <strike>This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}.
'''Censored by''': {{w|Pick TV}}.
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==== {{e|2ACV03}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV03}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
:'''''Bender''': <strike>That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>''
:'''''Bender''': <strike>That dirty, double-crossing bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|2ACV05}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV05}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': On Decapod 10.
<poem>:'''Speech''': On Decapod 10.
:'''''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': <strike>You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!</strike>''
:'''''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': <strike>You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}.
'''Censored by''': {{w|Sky1}}.
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==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the holographic film.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the holographic film.
:'''''Motorist #1''': <strike>Move it, crap for brains!</strike>''
:'''''Motorist #1''': <strike>Move it, crap for brains!</strike>''
:'''''Motorist #2''': <strike>Bug off!</strike>''
:'''''Motorist #2''': <strike>Bug off!</strike>''
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==== {{e|2ACV10}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV10}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
:'''''Bender''': <strike>You bastard!</strike>''
:'''''Bender''': <strike>You bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not, <strike>you little bed-wetter</strike>.''
:'''''Bender''': No, we're not, <strike>you little bed-wetter</strike>.''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't, <strike>you bastard</strike>!''
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': We can't, <strike>you bastard</strike>!''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|2ACV12}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV12}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': At sea.
<poem>:'''Speech''': At sea.
:'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''
:'''''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Sweet Zombie <strike>Jesus</strike>!''
'''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]].
'''Censored by''': [[Adult Swim]].
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': At sea.
<poem>:'''Speech''': At sea.
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>''
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Sweet Zombie Jesus!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}} and BBC Two.
'''Censored by''': {{w|TBS (TV channel)|TBS}} and BBC Two.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In Atlanta.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In Atlanta.
:'''''[[Umbriel]]''': <strike>I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.</strike>''
:'''''[[Umbriel]]''': <strike>I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Sky1.
'''Censored by''': Sky1.
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==== {{e|2ACV13}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV13}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
<poem>:'''Speech''': At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Holy Zombie Jesus!</strike>''
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': <strike>Holy Zombie Jesus!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim and BBC Two.
'''Censored by''': Adult Swim and BBC Two.
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==== {{e|2ACV14}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV14}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': Outside the MomCorp headquarters.
<poem>:'''Speech''': Outside the MomCorp headquarters.
:'''''[[Mom]]''''': <strike>Conquer Earth, you bastards!</strike>
:'''''[[Mom]]''''': <strike>Conquer Earth, you bastards!</strike>
:'''''[[Robots]]''''': <strike>[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike>
:'''''[[Robots]]''''': <strike>[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!</strike>
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==== {{e|2ACV18}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV18}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the abandoned automotive lab.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the abandoned automotive lab.
:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.''
:'''''Bender''': Hey, that's my last beer, <strike>you bastard</strike>.''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|3ACV06}} ====
==== {{e|3ACV06}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
<poem>:'''Speech''': At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
:'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>''
:'''''[[Flexo]]''': <strike>You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! ''[Flexo laughs.]'' Nah, you're alright.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express hangar.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express hangar.
:'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': <strike>Haile H. Selassie!</strike>''
:'''''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': <strike>Haile H. Selassie!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|4ACV10}} ====
==== {{e|4ACV10}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Nibblonian spaceship.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Nibblonian spaceship.
:'''''Fry''': <strike>Those bastards!</strike>''
:'''''Fry''': <strike>Those bastards!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV (when shown before 8 PM).
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
}}
}}
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==== {{e|4ACV14}} ====
==== {{e|4ACV14}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': On the island.
<poem>:'''Speech''': On the island.
:'''''Bender''': <strike>Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</strike>''
:'''''Bender''': <strike>Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|5ACV16}} ====
==== {{e|5ACV16}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In Maxi-Padlock.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In Maxi-Padlock.
:'''''Leela''': <strike>You are one devious bastard.</strike>
:'''''Leela''': <strike>You are one devious bastard.</strike>
:'''''Bender''': <strike>That's what it says on my vanity plate.</strike>
:'''''Bender''': <strike>That's what it says on my vanity plate.</strike>
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==== {{e|6ACV01}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV01}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
:'''''Fry''': <strike>It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>''
:'''''Fry''': It's like when I passed out in college, <strike>except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.</strike>''
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
'''Censored by''': Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you, <strike>you slut-clops</strike>!''
:'''''[[Robot Leela]]''': I'll kill you, <strike>you slut-clops</strike>!''
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
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==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
==== {{e|2ACV06}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': On the TV show ''Cop Department''.
<poem>:'''Speech''': On the TV show ''Cop Department''.
:'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!''</poem>
:'''''Centipede woman''': You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!''</poem>
}}
}}
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==== {{e|4ACV11}} ====
==== {{e|4ACV11}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express ship.
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.''</poem>
:'''''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Go [beep sound] yourself.''</poem>
}}
}}
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==== {{f|3}} ====
==== {{f|3}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express conference room.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express conference room.
:'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express conference room.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express conference room.
:'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Son of a [shock]!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
:'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express employee lounge.
:'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock]-damn, mother-[shock] anger issues.''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.''</poem>
}}
}}


==== {{f|4}} ====
==== {{f|4}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In Mars Vegas.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In Mars Vegas.
:'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!''</poem>
}}
}}
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==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the V-GINY.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the V-GINY.
:'''''Leela''': Holy cra-[[V-GINY|[beep sound]]]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Holy cra[[V-GINY|beep sound]]!''</poem>
}}
}}


==== {{e|6ACV14}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV14}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express locker room.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express locker room.
:'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!''</poem>
:'''''[[Francis X. Clampazzo|Clamps]]''': They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': In the Planet Express locker room.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express locker room.
:'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!''</poem>
:'''''Clamps''': Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': On the Moon.
<poem>:'''Speech''': On the Moon.
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!''</poem>
:'''''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!''</poem>
<poem>'''Speech''': At Family Bros. Pizza.
<poem>:'''Speech''': At Family Bros. Pizza.
:'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!''</poem>
:'''''Zoidberg''': You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!''</poem>
}}
}}
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==== {{e|7ACV02}} ====
==== {{e|7ACV02}} ====
{{q|
{{q|
<poem>'''Speech''': Underground.
<poem>:'''Speech''': Underground.
:'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!''</poem>
:'''''Leela''': Son of a-[beep sound]!''</poem>
}}
}}


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Revision as of 19:52, 7 July 2012

The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster

Season 2

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express kitchen.
    Bender: This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
Episode

    Speech: On Decapod 10.
    Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: In the holographic film.
    Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
    Motorist #2: Bug off!
    Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Bender: You bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: We can't, you bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Episode

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: TBS and BBC Two.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In Atlanta.
    Umbriel: I want you to make a mer-woman outta mer-me.
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Episode

    Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
    Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!
    Censored by: Adult Swim and BBC Two.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: Outside the MomCorp headquarters.
    Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
    Robots: [chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Episode

    Speech: In the abandoned automotive lab.
    Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 3

"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
    Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
    Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 4

"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Episode

    Speech: In the Nibblonian spaceship.
    Fry: Those bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: On the island.
    Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 5

"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
Episode

    Speech: In Maxi-Padlock.
    Leela: You are one devious bastard.
     Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
     [Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 6

"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Fry: It's like when I passed out in college, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
    Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Robot Leela: I'll kill you, you slut-clops!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Not suppressed.

Censored by the show

Season 2

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
    Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 4

"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.

Season 5

Bender's Game
Film

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Son of a [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.

Into the Wild Green Yonder
Film

    Speech: In Mars Vegas.
    Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!

Season 6

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

    Speech: In the V-GINY.
    Leela: Holy crabeep sound!

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!

    Speech: On the Moon.
    Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!

    Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
    Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!

Season 7

"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
Episode

    Speech: Underground.
    Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!

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