Censorship
The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.
Censored by a broadcaster
Season 2
"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01) 
Bender:This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
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(Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off)
- Fry:
You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!Motorist #2: Bug off!Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Suppressed.
"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
-
.
Bender: You bastard!- Bender: No, we're not
, you little bed-wetter. - Leela: We can't
, you bastard!
"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
- Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie
Jesus!<---[beep sound] Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!(muted out)
"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
- Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie
Jesus!<---[beep sound]
"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
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Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.
"The Honking" (2ACV18)
- Bender: Hey, that's my last beer,
you bastard.
Season 3
"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
- Flexo:
You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became![Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright. Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
Season 4
"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Fry: Those bastards!
"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
Season 5
"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
- Leela:
You are one devious bastard. - Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
[Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
Season 6
"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
- Fry: It's like when I passed out in college
, except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM). Video: Suppressed.
- Robot Leela: I'll kill you
, you slut-clops!
Censored by: Pick TV. Video: Not suppressed.
"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
- Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
- Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
- Fry: Why do they call it that?
- Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)
Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America Video: Not suppressed.
Season 7
"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
- Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps]
That's my bastard!
Censored by: ? Video: Not suppressed.
Censored by the show
Season 2
"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
- Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!
Season 4
"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
- Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.
Season 5
Bender's Game 
- Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!
- Leela: Son of a [shock]!
- Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!
- Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.
Into the Wild Green Yonder
- Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!
Season 6
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
- Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]
"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Season 7
"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
- Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!