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===Quotes===
===Quotes===
{{q|
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' Where is your [[Smizmar]]?
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' Where is your [[Smizmar]]?
'''Kif:''' She's not with me.
'''Kif:''' She's not with me.
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'''Grand Midwife:''' And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.</poem>
'''Grand Midwife:''' And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.</poem>
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' I am the Grand Funeral Director!
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' I am the Grand Funeral Director!
'''[[Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Do you validate parking?
'''[[Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Do you validate parking?</poem>
}}


===Appearances===
===Appearances===
*{{elink|4ACV01|Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch}}
*{{elink|4ACV01|Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch}}
*{{flink|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}
*{{flink|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}

Revision as of 00:23, 7 March 2009

Secondary character
The Grand Midwife
Grandmidwife.jpg
SpeciesAmphibiosan
Planet of originAmphibios 9
First appearance"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" (4ACV01)
Episode
Voiced by[[Tress MacNeille|Tress MacNeille]][[Category:Characters voiced by Tress MacNeille|Grand Midwife]]

The Grand Midwife is an amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it.

Additional Info

Jobs

She claims to have five grand jobs, the first from the original run (4ACV01) as the Grand Midwife. Later, she is revisited again, where she acts as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director. She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and a fifth unnamed job, also grand.

Quotes

    Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?
    Kif: She's not with me.
    Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Priestess!
    Fry: Aren't also the Grand Midwife?
    Grand Midwife: And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Funeral Director!
    Dr. Zoidberg: Do you validate parking?

Appearances