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[[Category:Aliens|Grand Midwife]]
 
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|name=The Grand Midwife
|name=The Grand Midwife
|catname=Grand Midwife
|catname=Grand Midwife
|type=s
|type=s
|image=[[Image:Grandmidwife.jpg|225px]]
|image=[[File:Grandmidwife.jpg|225px]]
|species=[[Amphibiosans|Amphibiosan]]
|species=[[Amphibiosans|Amphibiosan]]
|origin=[[Amphibios 9]]
|origin=[[Amphibios 9]]
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille
|voiced by=Tress MacNeille
|first appear={{elink|4ACV01|Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch}}
|first appear={{e|4ACV01}}
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The '''Grand Midwife''' (also known as the '''Grand Priestess''', the '''Grand Lunch Lady''' the '''Grand Funeral Director''', and some fifth title) is an [[Amphibiosan|amphibiosan]] who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the [[Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds]]. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it. She presided at [[Kif Kroker|Kif's]] Fon-Fon-Rubok ceremony and his funeral.
The '''Grand Midwife''' (also known as the '''Grand Priestess''', the '''Grand Lunch Lady''' the '''Grand Funeral Director''', and some fifth title) is an [[amphibiosan]] who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the [[Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds]]. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it. She presided at [[Kif Kroker|Kif's]] Fon-Fon-Rubok ceremony and his funeral.


==Additional Info==
== Additional Info ==


===Jobs===
=== Jobs ===
She claims to have five grand jobs, the first from the original run ([[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch|4ACV01]]) as the Grand Midwife.  Later, she is revisited again, where she acts as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director.  She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and a fifth unnamed job, also grand. <!-- WHERE DO YOU GET THIS INFORMATION!?!?!?!?! and the Grand Chairwoman of the Amphibios 9 Federal Reserve.-->
She claims to have five grand jobs, the first from the original run ([[Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch|4ACV01]]) as the Grand Midwife.  Later, she is revisited again, where she acts as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director.  She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and a fifth unnamed job, also grand. <!-- WHERE DO YOU GET THIS INFORMATION!?!?!?!?! and the Grand Chairwoman of the Amphibios 9 Federal Reserve.-->


===Quotes===
=== Quotes ===
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<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' Where is your [[Smizmar]]?
<poem>'''Grand Midwife''': Where is your [[Smizmar]]?
'''Kif:''' She's not with me.
'''Kif''': She's not with me.
'''Grand Midwife:''' Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.</poem>
'''Grand Midwife''': Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.</poem>
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' I am the Grand Priestess!
<poem>'''Grand Midwife''': I am the Grand Priestess!
'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]:''' Aren't also the Grand Midwife?
'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Aren't also the Grand Midwife?
'''Grand Midwife:''' And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.</poem>
'''Grand Midwife''': And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.</poem>
<poem>'''Grand Midwife:''' I am the Grand Funeral Director!
<poem>'''Grand Midwife''': I am the Grand Funeral Director!
'''[[Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Do you validate parking?</poem>
'''[[Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Do you validate parking?</poem>
}}
}}


===Appearances===
=== Appearances ===
*{{elink|4ACV01|Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch}}
*{{e|4ACV01}}
*{{flink|The Beast with a Billion Backs}}
*{{f|2}}
*{{flink|Into the Wild Green Yonder}} (seen in [[Audience scene|audience]])
*{{f|4}} (seen in [[Audience scene|audience]])
 
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Secondary character
The Grand Midwife
Grandmidwife.jpg
SpeciesAmphibiosan
Planet of originAmphibios 9
First appearance"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" (4ACV01)
Episode
Voiced byTress MacNeille

The Grand Midwife (also known as the Grand Priestess, the Grand Lunch Lady the Grand Funeral Director, and some fifth title) is an amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it. She presided at Kif's Fon-Fon-Rubok ceremony and his funeral.

Additional Info

Jobs

She claims to have five grand jobs, the first from the original run (4ACV01) as the Grand Midwife. Later, she is revisited again, where she acts as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director. She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and a fifth unnamed job, also grand.

Quotes

    Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?
    Kif: She's not with me.
    Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Priestess!
    Fry: Aren't also the Grand Midwife?
    Grand Midwife: And the Grand Lunch Lady. I work five jobs; all grand.

    Grand Midwife: I am the Grand Funeral Director!
    Dr. Zoidberg: Do you validate parking?

Appearances