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<poem>'''Whitey''': The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.</poem> | <poem>'''Whitey''': The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Fry''': I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. | <poem>'''Fry''': I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. | ||
'''Whitey''': Ah, the 67th Amendment. | '''Whitey''': Ah, the 67th Amendment.</poem> | ||
<poem>'''Whitey''': Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? | <poem>'''Whitey''': Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? | ||
'''Hyper-Chicken''': Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them. | '''Hyper-Chicken''': Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them. | ||
''[ | '''Whitey''': ''[He bangs his gavel.]'' Insanity plea is accepted.</poem> | ||
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=== Appearances === | === Appearances === | ||
Revision as of 00:36, 14 November 2010
| Secondary character | |
| Ron Whitey | |
|---|---|
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| Gender | Male |
| Species | Human |
| Planet of origin | Earth |
| Profession | Judge |
| First appearance | "A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)  |
| Voiced by | Billy West |
Ron Whitey is a judge. A parodic archetype of the worldview, values, and mannerisms of a "country-club WASP", Judge Whitey is very rich and seems to lack morals. Whitey is preoccupied with money and wealth, but does not know what a bank is until his caddy's chauffeur informs him that "a bank is a place where poor people put money that isn't properly invested." Judge Whitey is also the reason that the Institute for Criminally Insane Humans is full, and is reminded this by a baliff, who says "That facility has been full ever since you declared that being poor was a mental illness". He notes in that episode that "the only poor people I want to hear about are the people who tend to my pores at the spa". He also believes "You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog".
Additional info
Trivia
- He is one of the few characters who are drawn with eyebrows.
- Ironically, he is seen as a homeless man in Bender's Big Score .
- He was run over by Calculon before The Beast with a Billion Backs and sentenced him to community service.
Quotes
Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddy's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: [He bangs his gavel.] Insanity plea is accepted.
Appearances
- "A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)
- "Insane in the Mainframe" (3ACV11)
- "Time Keeps on Slippin'" (3ACV14)
- "Three Hundred Big Boys" (4ACV16)
- Bender's Big Score
- The Beast with a Billion Backs
- "The Mutants Are Revolting" (6ACV12) (at Bender's party)
- "The Fry and the Furious!" (US#044)
- "Claw and Order" (US#048)