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• Leela-Bender relationship
  ...at that five o'clock rust. you've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? ...er, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself but for the people who love you.</poem>
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• Bob Barker's head
  ...So you lost [[Jumbonium|the atom]], huh? You're garbage, Human garbage! Do you [[Planet Express crew|brain-dead space jockeys]] have any idea how much tha ...u. I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.</poem>
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• Magic arachnid
  '''Greyfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Largest gold nugget in the world
  <poem>'''Lucy Liu's head''': Are you the last copy of me? '''Lucy Liu's head''': Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have. That, and the larg
  796 bytes (132 words) - 04:20, 21 December 2010
• Sexlexia
  <poem>'''Leela''': You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
  587 bytes (86 words) - 06:00, 4 October 2011
• Ignus
  ...yfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a [[magic arachnid]]. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Santa's Workshop
  ...eing mistreated, while Santa once quoted "You signed away your rights when you were hired." The workers live in fear, with explosives coming out of the fa
  664 bytes (92 words) - 07:23, 19 August 2013
• Satan
  ...]]''': I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where [[Worms of Colón|you]]'re gonna be living! <poem>'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]''': Help! Satan! You owe me!
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• Nerdlinger
  ...CE YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG, WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW: THE WRITERS, PRODUCERS, DIREC
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• J. J. Abrams
  '''Ndnd''': I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face? '''Lrrr''': I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on.
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• Lynn's mother
  ...'[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Last time you went to the [[suicide booth]], you ended up dating it for six months. <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Ambassador Mervin
  '''Zapp''': Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it, Shrimp-y? '''Mervin''': You wanna see, Mr. Big-Shot? ''[He speaks into a radio.]'' Attack Earth. ''[The
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• Gypsy
  <poem>'''Gypsy''': You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horro '''Gypsy''': For, you see, you are a [[Were-Car]].</poem>
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• Claudia Schiffer's head
  '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': I recognize you. Didn't you use to have a body of some sort? '''Schiffer''': Yeah, but it was holding me back. You know, I just did the cover of the [[Sports Illustrated Swimcap Issue]].
  1 KB (202 words) - 20:44, 28 July 2013
• Golf caddy
  <poem>'''Golf caddy''': Perhaps if you tightened your grip, sir... '''Zoidberg''': Ah! Thank you, golf slave.</poem>
  716 bytes (97 words) - 00:02, 22 March 2014
• Bill Clinton's head
  <poem>'''Clinton''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on L
  1 KB (159 words) - 15:33, 29 July 2011
• Net suit
  ...ro-Droid Machine|micro-droids]]. They smell like burning rhesus monkey but you stop noticing after a while.
  722 bytes (101 words) - 06:05, 17 August 2013
• Popplers
  :''When you come to Fishy Joe's,'' :''You can pick 'em,''
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• Scary Door narrator
  <poem>'''''Scary Door'' narrator''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of pl ...will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mumbles] but you're not quite sure what he said. [mouth full] He seems to be eating somethin
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• Granny Hester
  '''[[Robot Devil]]''': Oh, I hear you loud and clear. ...Bending Rodríguez|Bender's ghost]]''': You're not Granny Hester! What have you done with Granny Hester?!
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