|First appearance||"Less than Hero" (4ACV04)|
|Voiced by||John DiMaggio|
The 'tude Guard is a guard with an attitude. He works for the Museum of Natural History in New New York, where he both told Turanga Morris and Munda off as well as throwing Philip J. Fry out of the museum for stealing the fossil of his dog.
- 'tude Guard: I dunno. I never heard of no mayor.