|First appearance||"Three Hundred Big Boys" (4ACV16)|
|Voiced by||Billy West|
The "coffee salesman" works at Brooklyn Aquarium Starfishbucks Coffees. He sold Philip J. Fry his second cup of coffee, out of Fry's desired 100 when President Richard Nixon gave taxpayers a $300 refund and Fry decided to spend it on 100 cups of coffee.
Fry: Uh, I'll have a coffee.
Coffee salesman: Guppy, trout, mermaid or--
Fry: Whale, please.