Osirian High Priest
|Osirian High Priest|
|Profession||High Priest on Osiris 4|
|First appearance||"A Pharaoh to Remember" (3ACV17)|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
Osirian High Priest: We commend the body of Hamenthotep to the abode of the damned. The damned good looking! [He grins, but no one laughs.] Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
Bender: [crying] I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!
Osirian High Priest: To equip Pharaoh for his journey, we bury him with his favourite possessions. Such as his heart and liver. [The slaves lower some canopic jars into the hole.] And the many goods he left in his royal garage. [A pickup truck backs up to the hole and tips Hamenthotep's belongings into it.] Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.
Osirian High Priest: Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
Osirian Priests: [chanting] Free us from thought and responsibility.
Osirian High Priest: We shall read things off you.
Osirian Priests: [chanting] Then do them.
Osirian High Priest: Your words guide us.
Osirian Priests: [chanting] We're dumb.
Osirian High Priest: [Fry and Leela, along with the rest of the slaves, watch from below.] The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best. It indicates that, we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... Tents.