Ranger Park

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Tertiary character
Ranger Park
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ProfessionPark ranger
First appearance"Spanish Fry" (4ACV17)
Voiced byDavid Herman

Ranger Park is the park ranger at Duraflame National Forest and a very fanatic Bigfoot fan. Through his entire life, until the Planet Express crew with Lrrr and Ndnd came along, he had been searching for Bigfoot.

Though when faced with the real Bigfoot, he had planned to capture it and cut off its feet and let him back out in the wild as proof he existed. But Lrrr wouldn't allow that, but in the end Ranger Park got off with a lock of Bigfoot's hair.

Additional Info


    Ranger Park: Hey, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger.
    Fry: I get it!

    Ranger Park: It should say "Top Quality Exercycle For Sale" and could you put "top quality" in bold? You can't? OK, whatever.

    Sal: Yeah. Have yous ever seens Bigfeet?
    Ranger Park: Technically, no. But I do see him each night in my dreams and each day in the smiling faces of hairy children.
    Prof. Farnsworth stands up and shakes his fist.
    Prof. Farnsworth: [shouting] Bunk! Bunk I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!
    Ranger Park: [Holding up a bag.] I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.
    Prof. Farnsworth: Shut up!

    Ranger Park: Holy macaroni! [He takes some photos of Bigfoot.] I can't believe I'm seeing Bigfoot! He's in focus! Oh, I've waited my entire life for this moment. [He pulls out a gun and points it at Bigfoot.]
    Ndnd: What?
    Bender: What are you doing with that?
    Lrrr: [He steps forward.] You're going to kill this innocent giganto?
    Ranger Park: Of course not. I'm just gonna tranquilize him so I can chop off his feet as proof he exists. Then dump him back in the wild. He'll do fine.