|First appearance||"Meanwhile" (7ACV26)|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
In 3013, Fry and Bender went to his store so that Fry could buy an engagement diamond to propose to Leela. [7ACV26] He charged them five bills, but, using the professor's time button, they managed to trick him and not pay any money.
- Squeezing coal using such extreme pressure that the carbon turned to diamonds is an old trick frequently used by Superman in the 1950s and 1960s comic books.
Ultra Guy: You've come to the right joint, ace.