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• Somewhere Over the Brain-bow!
  ...comic]], but thanks to another unintentional suggestion by Fry, the brains don't enter the comic themselves. While they aren't stupid, the group suffers s ...nything. To save time and energy, he uses simple hypnotism to convince her that he is a baby, but she gives him a bottle of milk - and lactose causes [[Nib
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• Transcript:A Taste of Freedom
  ...ilip J. Fry|Fry]]''': There's no denying it, the future's crazy! Oh, well. Don't wanna stand out.</poem> <poem>'''Hermes''': Mmm! That'll feel nice on my shattered bones!</poem>
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• Transcript:Commentary:The Series Has Landed
  <poem>'''[[David X. Cohen]]''': When we wrote that line we had high hopes that we wouldn't be premièring right after the Super Bowl. However, we did not ...o glob start dissolving, you saw their skeletons and we were asked to pull that back. </poem>
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• Transcript:Simpsorama
  ...the box and the "Springfield Time Capsule" sign falls off revealing a sign that says "Civil War Coffin". Skinner puts the sign back on the box.]'' <poem>'''{{s|Mr. Burns|Burns}}''': Uh, that could be ''any''one's ooze.</poem>
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• Transcript:The Duh-Vinci Code
  <poem>'''[[Hermes]]''': Sweet dodo of {{w|Lesotho}}! Don't you ever stop to think before you speak?</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Hey, I'm begining to think you guys don't think I'm very smart.</poem>
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• Transcript:The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
  <poem>'''Leela''': And, Bender, that aerosol head spray makes your antenna smell nice--</poem> ...aptain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job.</poem>
  32 KB (5,581 words) - 13:56, 12 March 2009
• Transcript:I Second that Emotion
  |for=I Second that Emotion ...u by ... ''[The oval zooms back into a corner and is replaced by a monster that has eyes on stalks and large teeth.]'' ... Glagnar's Human Rinds. It's a bu
  33 KB (5,735 words) - 23:41, 9 April 2008
• Transcript:A Head in the Polls
  ...Then his tongue falls out and finally his head comes off.]'' Hey, look at that weird mirror!</poem> <poem>'''Bender''': Hey, that's what Fry said when we turned ''on'' the debate!</poem>
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• Transcript:A Clockwork Origin
  |prev ep=That Darn Katz! ...ows the Professor one. It shows a woman spanking a man wearing a dunce cap that says "{{w|Darwin}}". It reads "Teach truth, not evolution. Also bring back
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• Transcript:Commentary:Space Pilot 3000
  <poem>'''GV''': Oh yeah, I forgot about that.</poem> ...we tried to do, we tried to lay in a lot of little secrets in this episode that we would pay off later. ''[pause]'' Should we tell some of them or just le
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• Transcript:Hell Is Other Robots
  <poem>'''[[Beastie Boys|Beastie Boys]]''': [singing] Well now don't you tell to smile, <poem>'''Bender''': I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.</poem>
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• Transcript:The Luck of the Fryrish
  <poem>'''Doctor''': It's a boy. And look at that red hair!</poem> <poem>'''Mrs. Fry''': That's a fantastic idea. More morphine, please.</poem>
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• Transcript:The Silence of the Clamps
  ...''[The camera zooms in on Professor Farnsworth, revealing that the package that he is holding is labelled ''RUSH''.]'' Then good news, everyone! Our next d ...ldest daughter's wedding day. ''[Joey Mousepad looks at the Donbot.]'' You don't want the Space Pope to see a clampin' now, do ya?</poem>
  47 KB (8,042 words) - 04:12, 13 July 2013
• Miscellany of Bender's Big Score
  <poem>'''Al Gore''': Dang, that hundred dollars could have bought me...''one gallon of gas''!</poem> <poem>'''Nudar''': You, Booger-Bot, read the code or I'll shoot this guy!
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• Transcript:Bendin' in the Wind
  <poem>'''Bender''': What's that? One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?</poem> <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?</poem>
  30 KB (5,338 words) - 19:40, 7 December 2013
• Transcript:Three Hundred Big Boys
  ...onomists, I have decided to refund our silk surplus to you, the taxpayers. That's right! I've sent you each 300 buckaroos in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': I'm well aware of that.</poem>
  28 KB (5,049 words) - 07:55, 31 December 2011
• Transcript:The Why of Fry
  <poem>'''Leela''': Don't worry. Everything went fine.</poem> <poem>'''Leela''': I met him at that charity cock fight last week. He's the mayor's aide.</poem>
  28 KB (4,823 words) - 01:48, 12 August 2014
• Transcript:That's Lobstertainment!
  |for=That's Lobstertainment! <poem>'''Zoidberg''': My whole life I worked on that act. And they hated it.</poem>
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• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3
  <poem>'''Fry''': Yeah, I get that a lot.</poem> ...ound their breasts twice and throw their fists into the air while reciting that last bit.]''</poem>
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• Transcript:Futurama (video game)
  ::''Please be aware that as this transcript is of the game itself, not the special feature of {{eni| <poem>'''[[Bender]]''': Also, why are you wearing that funky hat?</poem>
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