Sithal War

Sithal War
Date	2865
Location	Universe A
Result	Victory to the Sith
Appearance	"Lethal Inspection" (6ACV06)
Side A	Side B
Combatants
Sith	Earthicans
Commanders
Sith Overlords	Unknown
Strength
Unknown	Unknown
Casualties
At least 49 million	Over 98 million

The Sithal War took place between (presumably) 2861 and 2865 in Universe A. ^[6ACV06] It involved the Sith and the Earthicans. What each side stood for is unknown. It resulted in a victory to the Sith, and became known as the Sith Invasion. This battle caused over 98 million combatants, both Sith and Earthicans, to die.

Re-enactment

This war was re-enacted by the Earthican people in 3010. The Planet Express crew and several nerds participated. Only 4 combatants got "killed".

Notable fighters in the re-enactment

For the Sith

• Sith Overlords:
  • Darth Stroyer
  • Darth Trocious
  • Darth Sploder
  • Darth Urderer
  • Darth Ithead

For the Earthicans

• Fry
• Leela
• Bender
• Hermes
• The Professor
• Amy
• Zoidberg
• Scruffy
• Earthicans

Additional info

Bender reading a book about the Sithal War ^[6ACV25]

Trivia

• The Sithal War is a parody of the American Civil War.
• It ended 1000 years after the American Civil War.
• The spelling of "Sithal" was not canonically known until "Overclockwise" when Bender reads a book about the Sithal War.

Quotes

Hermes: And the winner of the war is... Let me just cross-check my tabulation here... Factoring the corsages for the widows...
Bender: Hurry up, you number crunching crumb nuncher. Everybody but me is dying of old age.
Hermes: Okay... Ah! The winners, at a net cost of only 12 dollars per life cut tragically short... our Sith Overlords!

Appearances

• "Lethal Inspection" (6ACV06)
  
  (mentioned in speech only)
• "Overclockwise" (6ACV25)
  
  (mentioned in text only, unknown moment)