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• Mr. and Mrs. Kroker
  ...The final stage of my species' life cycle is a colony of flying hookworms. You just squashed part of my father. '''Inez Wong''': Sorry. I guess you got plenty of bugs to spare, though.
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• Umbriel
  <poem>'''Umbriel''': Here you go, darlin'. '''Umbriel''': Oh, you speak fish?
  2 KB (321 words) - 23:15, 15 February 2016
• Darth Trocious
  <poem>'''Darth Trocious''': You're dead, Earth man!</poem>
  725 bytes (101 words) - 00:40, 20 January 2014
• Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits
  ...'''The [[Grumpy Snail (character)|Grumpy Snail]]''': ''[On TV.]'' Yes. Now you can hear Holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of these classic themes in ...]'' Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!
  2 KB (281 words) - 23:06, 9 December 2011
• Mildred Fry
  <poem>'''Fry''': You know what really cheers you up, baking a tray of sugar cookies.
  2 KB (292 words) - 00:09, 23 July 2022
• Ms. Johnson
  <poem>'''{{Leela}}''': You've changed, Fry. <poem>'''Fry''': Ms. Johnson. You've never lied to me. Am I still a good person?
  2 KB (302 words) - 12:47, 4 February 2016
• Bender-Amy relationship
  : Bender: Whoa! You look a lot better than you used to for some reason. : Amy: (sexfully) You're not so bad yourself, big boy.
  6 KB (1,073 words) - 20:21, 7 January 2014
• Phaser
  '''Mort''': You're...you're a robot? God has been listening to my prayers! '''Bender''': Are you Philip. J. Fry?
  3 KB (535 words) - 00:18, 17 July 2017
• Hattie McDoogal
  <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot.</poem> <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': You ate my change!</poem>
  3 KB (507 words) - 01:40, 18 September 2017
• Blatherbot
  ...ms a Human had been rather injured by a knife, and as his... As his blood, you know, I think that's what they call it... ...oubt he intended to say doctor, but he was unable to complete his thought, you see, being as he had died. So, taking him at his word, we dragged his corps
  2 KB (329 words) - 23:42, 7 October 2017
• Max Weinberg's head
  <poem>'''[[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]]''': Thank you, thank you. Let's get started. Max, play me over. ''[Max Weinberg's head is just a sku
  2 KB (276 words) - 02:52, 7 January 2017
• Sgt. Feces Processor
  <poem>'''[[Billionaire Bot]]''': You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sgt. Feces Processor.</poem>
  647 bytes (88 words) - 23:08, 6 September 2015
• Singing Wind
  ...it was placed on Earth to warn Earthicans against visiting Mars ("Why did you think we were so eager to leave this dump in the first place?") <poem>'''Singing Wing''': You mean family that took all Martian land and gave us one lousy bead?
  3 KB (457 words) - 16:20, 12 March 2015
• Little Orphan Android
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
  3 KB (409 words) - 10:43, 28 March 2023
• Petunia's Self-Serve Bee Farm
  '''[[Petunia]]''': Are you sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight
  2 KB (310 words) - 23:36, 9 February 2018
• Old Man Waterfall
  <poem>'''Bender''': And you wanna defend Zoidberg? Are you familiar with the old robot saying "does not compute"? <poem>'''Old Man Waterfall''': You can crush me, but you can't crush my spirit! [''The [[Mobile Oppression Palace]] crushes him''] O
  3 KB (547 words) - 01:02, 11 March 2017
• Sergio Aragonés' head
  '''Sergio Aragonés' head''': You want it? Take it. It's brought me nothing but misery. ...ps the mustache off Aragonés' face and puts it on. Aragonés screams.]'' If you could just quiet down, I wanted to get your opinion of my comic book.
  2 KB (320 words) - 04:26, 19 August 2013
• Ludwig van Beethoven
  ...distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever. {{er|3ACV22}} '''Bender''': Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</poem>
  2 KB (295 words) - 17:57, 28 September 2013
• Crummy robot
  <poem>'''Leela''': Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
  721 bytes (104 words) - 06:50, 20 August 2013
• Neutral People
  ...ral, [[Zapp Brannigan]], of [[Earth]]. Brannigan argues that with enemies you have knowledge of their position, but neutral people's position is complete ...m>'''Zapp''': What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?</poem>
  2 KB (315 words) - 07:28, 9 February 2018

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