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===Quotes===
 
===Quotes===
*'''[[Robot Devil]]''': Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.<br/>'''Calculon''': Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.  
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*'''Calculon''': Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?
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<poem>'''[[Robot Devil]]''': Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.
*'''Calculon''': NOOOOOOOO!
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'''Calculon''': Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.</poem>
*'''Coilette (Bender)''': But you always said you'd rather burn down a covenant than give up show business.<br />'''Calculon''': I always said many things.
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<poem>'''Calculon''': Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?</poem>
*'''Calculon''': Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
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<poem>'''Calculon''': NOOOOOOOO!</poem>
*'''Calculon''': That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!<br />'''Fry''': Yay, Bender! We demand Bender!<br />'''Calculon''': However, you've got the job.
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<poem>'''Bender as Coilette''': But you always said you'd rather burn down a covenant than give up show business.
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'''Calculon''': I always said many things.</poem>
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<poem>'''Calculon''': Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.</poem>
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<poem>'''Calculon''': That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
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'''Fry''': Yay, Bender!
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'''Leela''': We demand Bender!
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'''Calculon''': However, you've got the job.</poem>
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===Appearances===
 
===Appearances===

Revision as of 11:15, 3 April 2008

Calculon
Calculon.jpg
AgeSlightly less than 1000 years
SpeciesRobot
Planet of originEarth
ProfessionActor on All My Circuits
First appearance"I, Roommate" (1ACV03)
Episode
Voiced by[[Maurice LaMarche|Maurice LaMarche]][[Category:Characters voiced by Maurice LaMarche|Calculon]]

Calculon is most famous as the star of the hit robot soap opera All My Circuits. He has also appeared in films, including The Magnificent Three, for which he was nominated for an Oscar although was just Dr. Zoidberg trying to save his own skin as Calculon had said earlier that if he didn't win one he would kill Bender, Harold Zoid and Zoidberg.

Throughout his career he has lived a secret life unknown to the public. He is over a thousand years old, rather than 37 as claimed in his biography. He changes identities every few decades, and starting out from a humble beginning as a motorized service arm working on Project Satan made his way to being many of history's great acting robots, including Acting Unit 0.8, Thespa-mat, and David Duchovny. For most of this thousand years, he was also a Were-Car, until Fry and Leela broke the curse by destroying the original were-car.

Known Filmography

Additional Info

Trivia

  • Once was a Were-Car
  • Almost married Bender once, who then was a Fembot
  • Owns a big house in Hollywood
  • Enjoys hot showers
  • Tends to see life as a huge soap opera
  • Bender once worked as his hot water boiler in Hollywood

Quotes

    Robot Devil: Calculon, old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears.
    Calculon: Well I do owe you for giving me this unholy (melodramatically) acting talent.

    Calculon: Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is. (shouting) Why?

    Calculon: NOOOOOOOO!

    Bender as Coilette: But you always said you'd rather burn down a covenant than give up show business.
    Calculon: I always said many things.

    Calculon: Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

    Calculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!
    Fry: Yay, Bender!
    Leela: We demand Bender!
    Calculon: However, you've got the job.

Appearances