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'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Censored by''': Pick TV.
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
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==== {{e|2ACV16}} ====
{{q|
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me!
:'''''Leela''': Oh God! What have I done?
:'''''Professor Farnsworth''': I just told you! You've killed me!
:<strike>''[The anteaters finish him off. All that is left of him is his skeleton and lab coat. An anteater coughs up his glasses onto the skull.]''</strike>
'''Censored by''': Channel 4
'''Video''': Suppressed.</poem>
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express laboratory.
:<strike>'''''Hermes''': What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?
:''[Leela hacks something off of Hermes]''
:'''''Hermes''': It is! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!!!
:'''''Zoidberg''': Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things!</strike>
'''Censored by''': Channel 4
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the accusing parlor.
:'''''[[Cubert J. Farnsworth|Cubert]]''': This is preposterous! Obviously, the murderer was...
:''[Leela turns the lights off <strike> and Cubert squeaks.</strike> The lights come back on. There is now a sword through Cubert. Scruffy gasps]''
'''Censored by''': Channel 4
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the accusing parlor.
:'''''[[Scruffy]]''': Scruffy knows who killed them people. In Scruffy's opinion, it were...
:''[Leela turns the lights off again <strike> and stabs Scruffy with the same sword.</strike> The lights come back on.]''
'''Censored by''': Channel 4
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the accusing parlor.
:''[Nibbler squeals and points at Leela. The lights go off <strike> and Leela stabs Nibbler.</strike> The lights come back on.]''
'''Censored by''': Channel 4
'''Video''': Not suppressed.</poem>
}}
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==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
==== {{e|6ACV02}} ====
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<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express briefing room.
<poem>:'''Speech''': In the Planet Express briefing room.
:'''''Amy''': Well, I guess it's time to indulge in some end-of-the-world debauchery. <strike>Who's up for an orgy?
:'''''Amy''': Well, I guess it's time to indulge in some end-of-the-world debauchery. <strike>Who's up for an orgy?

Revision as of 14:33, 13 September 2015

The censorship of Futurama is both the suppression of speech which may be considered inconvenient to the viewer as determined by a broadcaster and the bleeping of speech by the show as a joke. A list of episodes that have been censored follows.

Censored by a broadcaster

Season 2

"I Second that Emotion" (2ACV01)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express kitchen.
    Bender:This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Not suppressed.

"A Head in the Polls" (2ACV03)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Bender: That dirty, double-crossing bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" (2ACV05)
Episode

    Speech: On Decapod 10.
    (Zoidberg chops Fry's arm off)
    Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!
    (He starts to beat Zoidberg with his arm, held in his other arm)
    Censored by: Sky1.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

Speech: In the holographic film.
Motorist #1: Move it, crap for brains!
Motorist #2: Bug off!
Motorist #3: Get home, bastard man!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Suppressed.

"A Clone of My Own" (2ACV10)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Bender: You bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Bender: No, we're not, you little bed-wetter.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: We can't , you bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"The Deep South" (2ACV12)
Episode

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
    Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: At sea.
    Professor Farnsworth: Sweet Zombie Jesus! (muted out)
    Censored by: TBS.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Bender Gets Made" (2ACV13)
Episode

    Speech: At Elzar's Fine Cuisine.
    Professor Farnsworth: Holy Zombie Jesus!<---[beep sound]
     Censored by: Adult Swim.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Mother's Day" (2ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: Outside the MomCorp headquarters.
    'Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
     Robots:[chanting] Conquer Earth, us bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Anthology of Interest I" (2ACV16)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Professor Farnsworth: Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me!
     Leela: Oh God! What have I done?
     Professor Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
     [The anteaters finish him off. All that is left of him is his skeleton and lab coat. An anteater coughs up his glasses onto the skull.]
    Censored by: Channel 4
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
    Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?
     [Leela hacks something off of Hermes]
    Hermes: It is! MY PRECIOUS TORSO!!!
     Zoidberg: Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things!
     Censored by: Channel 4
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: In the accusing parlor.
    Cubert: This is preposterous! Obviously, the murderer was...
     [Leela turns the lights off and Cubert squeaks. The lights come back on. There is now a sword through Cubert. Scruffy gasps]
    Censored by: Channel 4
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: In the accusing parlor.
    Scruffy: Scruffy knows who killed them people. In Scruffy's opinion, it were...
     [Leela turns the lights off again and stabs Scruffy with the same sword. The lights come back on.]
    Censored by: Channel 4
    Video: Not suppressed.

    Speech: In the accusing parlor.
    [Nibbler squeals and points at Leela. The lights go off and Leela stabs Nibbler. The lights come back on.]
    Censored by: Channel 4
    Video: Not suppressed.

"The Honking" (2ACV18)
Episode

    Speech: In the abandoned automotive lab.
    Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 3

"Bendless Love" (3ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: At Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant.
    Flexo: You bastard! They treated me like an animal and that's what I became! [Flexo laughs.] Nah, you're alright.
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

    Speech: In the Planet Express hangar.
    Hermes: Haile H. Selassie!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 4

"Leela's Homeworld" (4ACV02)
Episode

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"The Why of Fry" (4ACV10)
Episode

    Speech: In the Nibblonian spaceship.
    Fry: Those bastards!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

"Obsoletely Fabulous" (4ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: On the island.
    Bender: Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 5

"Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 4" (5ACV16)
Episode

    Speech: In Maxi-Padlock.
    Leela: You are one devious bastard.
     Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate.
     [Bender bends over and a license plate on his crotch plate reads 1DVSBSTD.]
    Censored by: Pick TV.
    Video: Suppressed.

Season 6

"Rebirth" (6ACV01)
Episode

Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Fry: It's like when I passed out in college , except no one drew magic marker penises on my forehead.
Censored by: Sky1 (when shown before 8 PM).
Video: Suppressed.

Speech: In the Planet Express laboratory.
Robot Leela: I'll kill you , you slut-clops!
Censored by: Pick TV.
Video: Not suppressed.

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

Speech: In the Planet Express briefing room.
Amy: Well, I guess it's time to indulge in some end-of-the-world debauchery. Who's up for an orgy?
 [Everyone obliges excitedly, but begins to have second thoughts.]
Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Suppressed.

Speech: In the Planet Express briefing room.
Bender: Like The Pimpsons? And Assarama?
 Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Not suppressed.

Speech: In the Planet Express briefing room.
Farnsworth: And finally that world that can't be mentioned in polite company.
 Fry: You mean...
 [Fry whispers something to Farnsworth and the crew get angry at him for doing so. Farnsworth slaps Fry.]
Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Suppressed.

Speech: In the Planet Express briefing room.
[We hear a whip crack. The camera cuts to reveal it was Amy in a dominatrix outfit]
Amy: So...the orgy's off?
 Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Suppressed.

Speech: At the New New York Library.
Sal: I'll thinks it overs while I engages this $5 hooker.
 Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Not suppressed.

Speech: At the New New York Library.
Sal: Yucks! I don't want's no $3 hooker! I'm going backs to the adults bookstore!
 Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Not suppressed.

Speech: At the New New York Library.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
 Bender: Nope! Pubic library!
 Censored by: Channel 4
Video: Suppressed.

"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" (6ACV13)
Episode

Speech:
Dr. Zoidberg: What's that loud, boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking?
 Professor Farnsworth: It's an albino humping worm!
 Fry: Why do they call it that?
 Professor Farnsworth: Because it doesn't have any pigment.
 Albino Humping Worm: (humps Planet Express ship)
 Censored by: Local Syndication and WGN America
Video: Not suppressed.

Season 7

"The Bots and the Bees" (7ACV01)
Episode

Speech: At Robot Arms Apartments.
Bender: Aw, i'm gonna call him after the first half of me, Bender [His son burps] That's my bastard!
 Censored by: ?
Video: Not suppressed.

Censored by the show

Season 2

"The Lesser of Two Evils" (2ACV06)
Episode

    Speech: On the TV show Cop Department.
    Centipede woman: You get that [beep sound, beep sound] camera out of my house!

Season 4

"Where No Fan Has Gone Before" (4ACV11)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express ship.
    Leela: Go [beep sound] yourself.

Season 5

Bender's Game
Film

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Zoidberg, I'm gonna put my boot so far up your cloaca, you'll be [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express conference room.
    Leela: Son of a [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I can't believe TiVo suggested that piece of [shock]!

    Speech: In the Planet Express employee lounge.
    Leela: I don't have any god-[shock], mother-[shock] anger issues.

Into the Wild Green Yonder
Film

    Speech: In Mars Vegas.
    Leela: You mother-[beep sound, beep sound, beep sound, beep sound]!

Season 6

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" (6ACV02)
Episode

    Speech: In the V-GINY.
    Leela: Holy cra-[beep sound]

"The Silence of the Clamps" (6ACV14)
Episode

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: They're clamps, you [beep sound]! And if I wanna [beep sound]-in' snip with these clamps, I will snip with these [beep sound]-ing clamps!

    Speech: In the Planet Express locker room.
    Clamps: Fan-[beep sound]-in'-tastic!

    Speech: On the Moon.
    Zoidberg: John [beep sound]-ing Zoidberg!

    Speech: At Family Bros. Pizza.
    Zoidberg: You do and I'll [beep sound]-ing gut you like a fish!

Season 7

"A Farewell to Arms" (7ACV02)
Episode

    Speech: Underground.
    Leela: Son of a-[beep sound]!

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