Transcript:Fry Am the Egg Man

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Fry am the Egg Man
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Transcribed by	Sanfazer

[Note: This transcript is based on the video from the Countdown to Futurama post Get the Ball of 19 June, 2011.]

[Scene: The Planet Express employee lounge. Bender is seated on the couch watching All My Circuits, where Monique and Boxy are making out.]

Bender: It takes more than that to surprise me, Bender. [Fry's Alien pet, Mr. Peppy, suddenly appears. Bender screams, scared.] What you doin', little buddy? Uh, yeah... Uncle Bender... He's your friend. [Mr. Peppy stands up, which scares Bender even more. Bender screams effeminately as Mr. Peppy faces him with an angry look. Mr. Peppy then vomits a tennis ball on the couch.] Huh? Oh, you wanna play fetch! [Bender grabs the ball and Mr. Peppy begins panting and wagging its tail.] Come on, boy! Get the ball. [Bender pretends to throw the ball, making a barking Mr. Peppy run, only to find nothing, and laughs.] Dumb jerk. Come on! Get the ball.

[Bender holds up the ball. Mr. Peppy jumps at it, ripping off Bender's arm. Bender screams.]

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