Calculon Is HAL 9000
|Calculon Is HAL 9000|
|Held where||Shubot Theater|
|First appearance||"Calculon 2.0" (7ACV20)|
Calculon Is HAL 9000 was a one-man show in which Calculon portrayed the Space Odyssey character HAL 9000. [7ACV20] It was performed in 3013, because of Calculon's decision to resurrect his career, at the Shubot Theater, and was seen by Fry, Leela, Bender, Professor Farnsworth, Hermes, Zoidberg, and Amy, among others. HAL tells his life story to his old friend Dave.
- Worst play in history
- Calculon dies for second time 
- Theatre to be demolished to remove stink of new show
- 12 hospitalised for boredom at play
- The article said that 9 of them were going to be okay.
Calculon: I'll have to start at the bottom...
Fry: But Fox already said no!
Calculon: I mean live theatre! I wrote this one-man show years ago, but I... I never cared enough to perform it.
HAL 9000: Petty times for a young unit, but I reckon if I had to do it all again I'd... murder those astronauts just the same. Wouldn't you, folks? Wouldn't... you?