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• Transcript:Parasites Lost
  <poem>'''Bender''': What's that black cracker?</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Eh, what's the worst thing that could happen? ''[He takes a bite out of the sandwich.]'' Ugh! It's like a p
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• Transcript:I Dated a Robot
  ...heaven! ''[He plays again and wins again.]'' A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be ... in hell!</poem> ...ting ball that lit up with every colour in the rainbow, plus some new ones that were ''so'' beautiful I fell to my knees and cried.</poem>
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• Transcript:Bender's Big Score Part 3
  '''Amy''': Awww, don't blame yourself, Bender. '''Bender''': I don't blame myself, I blame all of you.
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• Transcript:How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodriguez|Bender]]''': I don't know. I only gamble with chumps.</poem> <poem>'''Leela''': Ah, that must be my old boss.</poem>
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• Transcript:Amazon Women in the Mood
  <poem>'''Hermes''': Now we all love Nibbler, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean it up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg ...Zoidberg]]''': Why with all the crying? ''[He looks across the room.]'' So that's where I left my shell.</poem>
  33 KB (5,845 words) - 03:22, 2 September 2011
• Transcript:The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
  <poem>'''Bender''': Lessons? Oh, that's rich! Isn't it time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in an ...I know I should but I just can't. Remember when I had those stomach worms that made me smart? I could play the holophonor and it made Leela like me. ''[He
  32 KB (5,575 words) - 22:36, 17 May 2011
• Bender Breaks Out
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• A Taste of Freedom
  ...given, but on his [[Decapod 10|home world]], people have to suffer for it. That's why he loves Earth. They all go to [[Washington DC ]] to watch the great ...aterfalls#Old Man Waterfall|Old Man Waterfall]]. The Supreme Court decides that flag eating is not protected by the constitution and orders Zoidberg to apo
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• Transcript:Anthology of Interest II
  |next ep=Roswell that Ends Well <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': That's so plausible I can't believe it!</poem>
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• Transcript:Jurassic Bark
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Amazing! That's why they call you "Bender the Magnificent"!</poem> <poem>'''[[Tour Guide]]''': I don't know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 4
  29 KB (5,071 words) - 22:13, 18 February 2012
• Transcript:Less than Hero
  ...nga Morris and Munda|Morris]]''': [on screen] We're excited, honey, but we don't wanna embarrass you. I mean, your mother and I are basically monsters.</p <poem>'''Leela''': I don't believe that story for a second.</poem>
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• Transcript:Love and Rocket
  ...ela sit at their stations. Bender stands at the back of the room by a port that looks like the HAL 9000 ports from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''. The ship spea <poem>'''Bender''': Ah, that Ship is so white bread!</poem>
  28 KB (4,874 words) - 22:26, 19 April 2012
• Transcript:The Problem with Popplers
  <poem>'''Fry''': [pointing] Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk or a Fishy Joe's or a Chi <poem>'''Bender''': Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.</poem>
  35 KB (6,020 words) - 23:51, 9 April 2008
• Put Your Head on My Shoulders
  ...(which gets Bender a $500 fine and time served). Fry is meanwhile fearing that his relationship with Amy might become too close, and asks Leela if she wil ...congregate to [[Elzar's Fine Cuisine]]. Amy is meeting with a good-looking guy named [[Gary]], while Bender has arranged [[Petunia]] to be Fry's valentine
  14 KB (2,289 words) - 21:47, 4 April 2023
• That's Lobstertainment!
  |name=That's Lobstertainment! |title reference=''{{w|That's Entertainment!}}''
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• Transcript:Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?
  :''[Opening Credits. Caption: From the network that brought you "The Simpsons".]'' ...Now this is what I call a thousand years of progress: A Bavarian cream dog that's also self-microwaving!</poem>
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• Transcript:Bender's Game Part 3
  <poem>'''Fry''': Jeez, doesn't that shock collar hurt?</poem> <poem>'''Fry''': Well, you're cuter that way.</poem>
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• Transcript:Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1
  :''[The opening credits start, with a theme song that is almost exclusively tubular bells.]'' In an age of things that hover,
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• Transcript:Commentary:The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
  *'''''Note:''' One question mark in bold ('''?''') means that the speaker was not identified by the transcriber.'' *'''''Note:''' Three question marks (???) means that the word in proximity to the question marks is a suggested word, but not ne
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• Transcript:A Bicyclops Built for Two
  <poem>'''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Hey, that's me!</poem> <poem>'''Amy''': Ew, that is so gross!</poem>
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