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• You There
  |name =You There ...equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each. Upon hearing this, You There burst into tears. In [[List of deleted scenes#Season 2|a deleted scen
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• Art & You
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• Do You Want Fry with That?
  |name=Do You Want Fry with That? '''Do You Want Fry with That?''' is the fifty-sixth [[comic]] issue, released 27 July
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• The Bender You Say
  |name=The Bender You Say "'''The Bender You Say'''" is the thirteenth [[comic]] issue, which was released 28 May, 2003
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• The bender you say
  #REDIRECT [[The Bender You Say]]
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• Be Careful What You Wish For
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• I Know What You Did Next Xmas
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• You Don't Wanna Know Jak!
  |name=You Don't Wanna Know Jak! |title caption=Science FACT! (As Far As You Know!)
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• You don't wanna know jak!
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• You don't wanna know jak
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You down]]
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• Related to Items You've Viewed
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• Who's Dying To Be A Gazillionaire? (game show)
  ...in the comic [[#05]] [[Fry]] enters and wins against all and if you loose you are killed
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• Art & You
  |name = ''Art & You'' |image = [[File:Art & You.jpg|200px]]
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• You There
  |name =You There ...equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each. Upon hearing this, You There burst into tears. In [[List of deleted scenes#Season 2|a deleted scen
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• Bender Lets Loose!
  ...then you'll want to purchase my spoken word album, just 18.95! Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.
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• Nibblonian naval uniform
  ...a fellow crew member, fine, but no more purse rides, and no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit. '''Nibbler''': I keep telling you, that's my real naval uniform.</poem>
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• Trash can
  ...worthless as you? Try catching garbage in your head and raising six kids, you dumb townie.</poem>
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• The bender you say
  #REDIRECT [[The Bender You Say]]
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• You don't wanna know jak!
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• You don't wanna know jak
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• High pr dofollow High PR web 2.0
  ..., Social Monkee is a pretty wise solution! it's like asking somebody would you want to consume this insanely tasty cake for nothing? .Some individuals cou
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• Unattractive giant monster's mother
  ...]]''': All I wanted was to apologise to you people! But now I have to kill you... '''Bender''': How? By making me look at you? Hahahaha!
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• Mort
  ...echanical brethren. He obviously lost his leg because if you look closely, you can see that he has a wooden leg. He also seemed to want revenge on non-bel '''Mort''': You're...you're a robot? God has been listening to my prayers!
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• Hyperion
  <poem>'''Leela''': [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] says you're just a dream. ...''[The space around them changes to a purple forest.]'' Could a dream take you dancing in a [[Venus]]ian garden?
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You down]]
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• Yancy Fry Jr.'s wife
  ...is pocket.]'' It's a lucky clover that can help you be successful whatever you do -- even breakdancing -- and it once belonged to someone very special. '''Yancy Fry Jr.'s wife''': I know what name you wanna give him Yancy. It's OK.</poem>
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• Richie
  ...he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend.
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• Universe 31
  <poem>'''Leela A''': Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here? '''Fry 31''': [mechanical voice] Negative. Will you go out with me?
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• Robot fox
  ...er's foot.]'' Oh, I get it! You freed me! ''[Looks at leg without foot.]'' You lousy son of a-!</poem>
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• 1980
  <poem>'''Fry''': Wait! You're the only friend I have! '''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You really want a robot for a friend?
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• Leela-Bender relationship
  ...at that five o'clock rust. you've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? ...er, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself but for the people who love you.</poem>
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• Bob Barker's head
  ...So you lost [[Jumbonium|the atom]], huh? You're garbage, Human garbage! Do you [[Planet Express crew|brain-dead space jockeys]] have any idea how much tha ...u. I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.</poem>
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• Magic arachnid
  '''Greyfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Largest gold nugget in the world
  <poem>'''Lucy Liu's head''': Are you the last copy of me? '''Lucy Liu's head''': Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have. That, and the larg
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• Sexlexia
  <poem>'''Leela''': You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
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• Ignus
  ...yfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a [[magic arachnid]]. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Santa's Workshop
  ...eing mistreated, while Santa once quoted "You signed away your rights when you were hired." The workers live in fear, with explosives coming out of the fa
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• Satan
  ...]]''': I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where [[Worms of Colón|you]]'re gonna be living! <poem>'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]''': Help! Satan! You owe me!
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• Nerdlinger
  ...CE YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG, WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW: THE WRITERS, PRODUCERS, DIREC
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• J. J. Abrams
  '''Ndnd''': I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face? '''Lrrr''': I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on.
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• Lynn's mother
  ...'[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Last time you went to the [[suicide booth]], you ended up dating it for six months. <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Ambassador Mervin
  '''Zapp''': Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it, Shrimp-y? '''Mervin''': You wanna see, Mr. Big-Shot? ''[He speaks into a radio.]'' Attack Earth. ''[The
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• Gypsy
  <poem>'''Gypsy''': You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horro '''Gypsy''': For, you see, you are a [[Were-Car]].</poem>
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• Claudia Schiffer's head
  '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': I recognize you. Didn't you use to have a body of some sort? '''Schiffer''': Yeah, but it was holding me back. You know, I just did the cover of the [[Sports Illustrated Swimcap Issue]].
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• Golf caddy
  <poem>'''Golf caddy''': Perhaps if you tightened your grip, sir... '''Zoidberg''': Ah! Thank you, golf slave.</poem>
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• Bill Clinton's head
  <poem>'''Clinton''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on L
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• Net suit
  ...ro-Droid Machine|micro-droids]]. They smell like burning rhesus monkey but you stop noticing after a while.
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• Popplers
  :''When you come to Fishy Joe's,'' :''You can pick 'em,''
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• Scary Door narrator
  <poem>'''''Scary Door'' narrator''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of pl ...will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mumbles] but you're not quite sure what he said. [mouth full] He seems to be eating somethin
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• Granny Hester
  '''[[Robot Devil]]''': Oh, I hear you loud and clear. ...Bending Rodríguez|Bender's ghost]]''': You're not Granny Hester! What have you done with Granny Hester?!
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• Thundercougarfalconbird salesman
  ...cougarfalconbird salesman''': Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty. ...you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?
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• Texas
  ...of the {{w|A.C.L.U.}}''': [singing] You can eat my [[:Category:Dogs|dog]]. You can eat my truck. {{er|4ACV05}} But you eat [[Old Freebie|my flag]] and you're outta luck!
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• Robert Wagner's head
  <poem>'''Robert Wagner's head''': Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. This is <u>truly</u> another honour.</poem>
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• Doomproof platinum vest
  <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Nudar! How'd you survive that blast!? ...t! [regretful] In retrospect, I wish I'd been wearing doomproof pants, but you know us nudists.</poem>
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• Robot builder
  ...ons to a crane which is building a Tetris wall] Little to the right, there you go. '''Leela''': Have you seen this Robot?
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• Sun God Impostor
  <poem>'''Leela''': Huh, you wouldn't think a god could be mortally wounded. '''Sun God Impostor''': You found me out. I'm not really a god. I'm just an ordinary eternal omniscient
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• Fry, Bender and Leela's replacements
  ...The real crew walks in.]'' Oh ''God'', you're alive. I mean, ''thank'' God you're alive. ''[To the replacements.]'' Sorry, check back in three days, a wee
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• Makeup for dogs
  '''Fry''': Scientists like you! '''Amy''': You perfected dog mascara?
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• Ink defense
  ...And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies. '''[[Farnsworth]]''': That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile!
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• Pope
  '''{{Amy}}''': Yeah, and if you <u>were</u> the Pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat", and, "Put o '''Bender''': Weren't you already pope of somethin'?
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• Reverend Pickens
  ...hose poor, innocent creatures and hogged all the credit?! I underestimated you. '''Leela''': You know I hate lying. But those [[orphans]] were so proud of me, I couldn't be
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• Judge 802
  ...'Judge 802''': You are charged with two counts of burglarcenarsony. How do you plead?
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• Fry's parrot
  ...'[He drops the cage and the parrot flies out.]'' Stupid bird! I know where you live.</poem>
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• Globetrotter University
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': Tate? What do you know about this? ...''am'' Senior Lecturer of Physics at Globetrotter U. And I'd like to help you investigate.</poem>
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• Floozies
  <poem>'''Bender''': Hey, Bender the Offender doesn't need [[Leela|you]]. Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody! '''Bender''': Well, baby, for starters you need to be honest all the time!
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• Andrew
  ...Express}}, Bender says "Hey a friend of mine said he mugged you today and you had superpowers!". ...k and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets.
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• Yo Gimme Gimme!
  *If you look closely at the image, you can see a toy that looks like [[Bender]].
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• Warden Vogel
  <poem>'''Warden Vogel''': Leela! You're worthless and no one will ever love you! '''Leela''': You used to say that all the time!
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• Nixon's campaign manager
  <poem>'''Nixon's campaign manager''': You scored big points tonight, sir. '''[[Richard Nixon's head|Nixon]]''': What are you talking about? They ate me alive out there.
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• Yetis
  '''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': What are you, a whining machine? lf you wanna worry about something, worry about the Yetis. '''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Amy, you speak Yeti. What are they saying?
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• Ronnie
  ...d box labeled "Action Comics #1- 100 Count". It's yours for only $10.95 if you're interest-
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• Space Honey
  ...r. Zoidberg]] said that if you eat three spoonfuls of it at the same time, you fall asleep and never wake up.{{et|4ACV12}} However, he said this during [[ ...ls help you sleep, but three spoonfuls, and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up. ''Never!''</poem>
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• Book of Pickup Lines
  <poem>"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"</poem>
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• Bender's father
  <poem>'''Bender''': Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!</poem>
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• Galactic Entity
  <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.</poem> <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pick-pocket.
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• Phaser eye surgery
  Phaser eye surgery is a procedure where a doctor makes it seem like you have a second eye. [[Leela]] underwent this surgery in {{et|3ACV09}}. I doe
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• 20th-century kid
  ...ine "You stink, loser!" was supposed to be much longer, having him saying "You stink, dude, even my grandmother could get past the first {{cat|gorilla}}, <poem>'''Fry''': And that's how you play the game.
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• Dave Borden
  ...isten, Fry. You're fifteen, and soon it'll be time for you to drop out. Do you have any realistic goals for the future?
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• Santa Claus' aides
  '''Aide #2''': I'll let you punch me for a buck. '''Fry''': Uh, look: we've got mail for Santa. Are you his elves?
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• Backwoods septic tank
  ...IGNORANT VILLAGERS AGAINST TRAVERS", and "STOP [[Earth|THE WORLD]], I WANT YOU TO GET OFF!". <poem>'''Chris Travers''': Why are you yokels doing this?
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• Human-horn dealer
  <poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you? '''Human-horn dealer''': [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
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• Borax Kid
  ...pace}} test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. <poem>'''Big rock alien''': Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks.
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• Ipji
  ...that's your job, whether you like it or not. And it's my job to make sure you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much!</poem> '''Leela''': But you never wore a ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
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• Big Apple Bank teller
  '''Big Apple Bank teller''': OK, you had a balance of 93 cents... <poem>'''Big Apple Bank teller''': You're opening a retirement account for $6? I'm sure a wealthy[sniffs Fry]mule
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• Transition Announcer
  <poem>'''Transition Announcer''': You've watched it! You can't unwatch it!</poem> '''Transition Announcer''': They won't know, but you will. Lucky you.</poem>
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• Hip Joint janitor
  ...: My, my, my. What's a beautiful lady like you&mdash; ah! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.</poem>
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• Wine bucket
  '''Amy''': Thank you. '''Leo Wong''': Stop seducing him, you hussy!
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• Sam (human)
  <poem>'''[[Elzar]]''': Which one of you cutie muffins gets the children's spicy squab? '''Bender''': Ah-ah-ah! What do we say when someone gives you something?
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• Helium miners
  <poem>'''Leela''': Attention, helium miners. Can you hear me? '''Bender''': In the meantime, you should sing a song, to keep your spirits up. How about... "{{w|Camptown Rac
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• Great Wizard Greyfarn
  <poem>'''Greyfarn''': Curse you, [[Momon]], queen of all that is evil and not very good in bed! And I not s '''Greyfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid. Can't you count the legs?
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• Big rock alien
  ...-space test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. ...is conflict. ''[The big rock alien neuters the Earthicans.]'' I have freed you from the tyranny of gender. Now go in peace. Or actually stay here. I'll go
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• Gerald Ford's head
  <poem>'''[[Bill Clinton's head|Clinton]]''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. ...ip J. Fry|Fry]]''': [to Clinton] Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on L
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• Dr. Perceptron
  ...tron''': Greetings. I am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax. ...the following: {{Fry|You}} were admitted to this robot asylum. Therefore, you must be a robot. Diagnosis complete.
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• Jellyfish nurse
  <poem>'''Jellyfish nurse''': Are you ready to operate, doctor? '''Zoidberg''': [angrily] That's my joke! I'll kill you!</poem>
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• Wash bucket
  ...': No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you. ''[Kisses Scruffy passionately.]'' ...eet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
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• Lynn
  ...'[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Last time you went to the [[suicide booth]], you ended up dating it for six months. <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Treedledum
  <poem>'''[[Great Wizard Greyfarn]]''': Thank you, kindly, Treedledum. '''[[Leegola]]''': You know who I'm gonna miss? That tree guy.</poem>
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• Peace officer
  <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': You guys were totally out of control. '''[[URL]]''': Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do.</poem>
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• Hank Aaron
  ...fun with that? '''Aaron''': Son, you've lost me. I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. }}</ref>
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• Partridge Family Lunchbox
  ...s a taste of what it was like to be a swingin' dude back in the dat. Catch you on the flip side, man. P.S. {{w|Lyndon LaRouche|Larouche}} for President in
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• Gold violin
  ...5]] requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.
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• Smart-ass teen
  ...en''': ''[He holds up the salad and a nozzle.]'' What kinda cheese fillin' you want on that? ...holds up the Fruit Cup and the nozzle again.]'' What kinda cheese fillin' you want on that?</poem>
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• Djambi
  ...ress|my business]] [[scammer Aliens|stolen]], I... have to make ends meet. You <u>will</u> be careful? ...t''': No need to explain. I too have known... unconventional love. Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... could get together and compare notes sometime, eh?
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• Albert Einstein
  <poem>'''Farnsworth''': You can barely remember your own name, Einstein. {{er|6ACV05}} ...ocked was a start, but, once I activate this processor, I'll be all like, "You're a big dummy, Einstein! Get a haircut!" {{er|6ACV25}}</poem>
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• Whale biologist
  '''Whale biologist''': Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whal '''Leela''': Then why'd you become a whale biologist?
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• Mrs. Beeler
  '''Mrs. Beeler''': I love you, too, but you move too slow.</poem>
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• Oil-ade
  <poem>'''Bender''': That's some fine oil-ade, son. We could use a man like you in the Robot Mafia, which I'm sorta in. '''Tinny Tim''': You flatter me, kind goon. But I'm only programmed to sell oil-ade and write in
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• Phillip Fry
  ...e Frys must be Fry. Look out Philip Fry, 'cause I got a little present for you. '''Bender''': Hang on a second Fry. I don't remember you being that ugly.
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• Japanese toilet
  '''Japanese toilet''': Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time. '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Sorry, you know too much.</poem>
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• Slurm Queen
  ...a [[Space Bee|bee]]'s behind, milk comes from a [[cow]]'s behind, and have you ever had toothpaste? '''Slurm Queen''': You don't want to know!</poem>
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