Channel √2 News
|Channel √2 News|
|First appearance||"A Big Piece of Garbage" (1ACV08)|
Channel √2 News (pronounced "Channel Root 2 News") is a news show broadcast from New New York on Channel √2. The anchors are Morbo and Linda who have very different personalities. They cover the top stories and interview people such as Richard Nixon's head.
 News covered
- The possible destruction of New New York by the garbage ball (1ACV08).
- The collapse of a mine on Saturn's moon, Titan (2ACV03).
- The presidental election (2ACV03).
- The homeless Robots (2ACV04).
- Liquid Nitrogen diving (2ACV04).
- Mom taking over Earth (2ACV14).
- Xmas warnings (3ACV03).
- The oil spill on Pluto (3ACV05).
- The rising heat (4ACV08).
- Yivo's gentacles coming out of the Anomaly (TBwaBB).
- The safe return of a talking horse to the meat department (BG).
- The rising Dark Matter prices (BG).
- The Feministas' rampages (ItWGY).
- A hovercopter crash (6ACV04).
- The legalization of Robosexual marriage by the Proposition ∞ (6ACV04).
- Upcoming doom (6ACV10).
- Emperor Nikolai's visit to New New York (6ACV10).
- The fourth Omicronian invasion of Earth (7ACV16).
- The trapping and rescue of the helium miners (7ACV18).
- Business consultant Dan McMasters' homicide (7ACV24).
- Weather Entity Hal - weather
- Sportsbot 5000 - sports commentator
- Jim - hovercopter reporter
Although Linda said once that they broadcast from Los Angeles (1ACV08), they were later seen in New New York on multiple occasions (2ACV14, 6ACV24) and even referred New New York as "our city" (6ACV04). Either it was a goof in "A Big Piece of Garbage" or they moved to New New York after the episode.
 Additional Info
- In "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences", a Channel √2 van is seen in an episode of The Scary Door. Beside it, a Channel 4√4 van is seen as well. It is not known whether this channel appears in reality or only in the Scary Door series.