List of products

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Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

π-in-1 Oil

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.14159 oils combined into 1!
Type: Commercial.

10 Blank Robots

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First Appearance: "I Dated a Robot"
Description: Generic Robot bodies into which a celebrity personality, such as Lucy Liu, can be downloaded. Mac formatted.
Type: Commercial.

Admiral Crunch

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: Based on the 20th and 21st century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.
Type: Commercial.

Aunt Snu-Snu's Maple Syrup

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: Maple syrup sold and produced by the Amazonians. Sold at the Local Group Farmers Market.
Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray

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First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis, Christmas lights, and early 20th century army fatigues.
Type: Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies

See Angry Norwegian.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.
Type: Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.

Arachno Spores

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First Appearance: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!"
Type: Commercial.

Archduke Chocula

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula. Like the militarily promoted Admiral Crunch, the Count has apparently received a much higher rank of nobility in the last 1,000 years.
Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow

See Bachelor Chow.
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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!
Slogan: Bachelor Chow, now with flavor.
Type: Commercial.

Bamboo Boogie Boots

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: An entertainment product consisting of boots that produces long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label, and are highly flammable.
Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans

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First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"
Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela when she becomes the world's first woman Blurnsball player.
Type: Commercial.

Bendërbrāu

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.
Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.
Type: Homebrewed.

Bender's Favorite

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products. The name refers to Cigarillos.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Bender Smokes

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First Appearance: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.
Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Big Pink

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham". The name alludes to the chewing gum brand Big Red
Type: Commercial.

Buggalo Tots

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's, presumably made of buggalo. Available in two options: Junior Meal (35/50 pc.) and Family Meal (101 pc.).
Type: Commercial.

Curious Pussycat

See Curious Pussycat.
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First Appearance: "Crimes of the Hot"
Description: A trademark.
Type: Commercial.

Def-Con Owl Traps

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First Appearance"Space Pilot 3000"
Description: Traps for the wild spotted owls which have replaced rats as the #1 infestation in New New York. Hermes is sick and tired tired of always cleaning them.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Kills Owls Dead."

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream

See Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream.
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First Appearance: "Less than Hero"
Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.
Type: Medicinal.

Dutch Butts

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.
Type: Commercial.

Extreme Walrus Juice

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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A beverage sold at Fishy Joe's.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: Ride the Walrus!

"Froot" Cup

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A cup containing sliced fruits sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing. May contain bones.
Type: Commercial.

Gardener Lover's Salad

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A food item sold at Fishy Joe's. Served with a choice of cheese filing.
Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds

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First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: Fried Human skins, presumably.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

Gobble Wieners

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A 31st Century turkey dog.
Type: Commercial.

Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts

See Gunderson's Unshelled Nuts.
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First Appearance: "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
Description: A brand of unshelled nuts, which sponsored The Futurama Holiday Spectacular.
Type: Commercial.

Hairibo

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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: Hairibo are fungal gummi confectioneries, referring to the German company Haribo, the largest producer of gummi and jelly sweets.
Type: Commercial.

Hologram in Sauce

See Hologram in Sauce.
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First Appearance: "Reincarnation"
Description: Hologram in Sauce is a can of sauce that is capable of projecting a hologram.
Type: Unknown.

Hubble Bubble

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba bubblegum and the Hubble Space Telescope.
Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop

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First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"
Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave due to questionable results. Company name parodies Jiffy Pop.
Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts

See Kibbles 'N' Snouts.
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First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"
Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.
Slogan: If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!
Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.
Type: Commercial.

Koop

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First Appearance: "Fry Am the Egg Man"
Description: A pocket dispenser that dispenses tablets that remedy heart attacks. Its name is a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century; Koop dispensers have a likeness of Koop's head at its upper tip. The Koop dispenser is an overall reference to the candy dispenser Pez.
Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar

See Le Grand Cigar.
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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms, "...well, you know the rest." The price is significant, as $10,000 is the minimum value for a stolen item to be considered 'grand theft'; Bender makes off with it and is later charged with Grand Theft Tobacco for stealing it.
Type: Specialty.

Lightspeed Briefs

See Lightspeed Briefs.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They are advertised for in dreams.
Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized, and is obviously a play on words of the chemical 'liquid nitrogen'.
Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millennium. The company name parodies Löwenbräu beer which is very popular in the United States; it is also a play on words of the phrase "low brow", which describes a person who has uncultivated or nonintellectual tastes.
Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears

See Lovey Bears.
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First Appearance: "Love and Rocket"
Description: These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff". They are a blatant parody of Care Bears.
Type: Commercial.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil

See Whale Oil.
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First Appearance: "Bendin' in the Wind"
Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to Moby Dick and ExxonMobil.
Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron

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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A large drum of boron at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!"

Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360

See Mom's Homestyle X-Cube 360.
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First Appearance: "Overclockwise"
Description: A gaming console produced by MomCorp. The name is a reference to the gaming console Xbox 360.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil

See Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.
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First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"
Descripton: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular Oil brand.
Slogan: Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.
Type: Commercial.

Mom's Pecan Clusters

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First Appearance: "Bender's Game"
Description: Produced by MomCorp.
Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton

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First Appearance: "Spanish Fry"
Description: A brand of boxed wine. It is French for "Mister Cardboard".
Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and corks it for it to be immediately uncorked.
Type: Household appliance.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia

See Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.
Type: Literature.

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Descripton: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.
Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy

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First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"
Descripton: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.
Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Descripton: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer
Type: Commercial.

Popplers

See Popplers.
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First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers"
Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.
Type: Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.

Red Minotaur

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First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs
Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Red Bull Energy Drink.
Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh

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First Appearance: "I, Roommate"
Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits.
Slogan: Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot.
Type: Commercial.

Royal Kooparillo

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First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"
Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables. The face and name are a reference to C. Everett Koop, a Surgeon General from the 20th century who opposed smoking.
Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "Samuel Adams".
Type: Commercial.

Shiz

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First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"
Description: A soda drink.
Type: Commercial.
Trivia it has the same name as the school in wicked, but it is purely coincidental.

Slurm

See Slurm.
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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.
Slogan: It's highly addictive! or Enjoy Slurm.
Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.
Type: Commercial.

Slurmee

See Slurmee.
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First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee
Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products

See Soylent Products.
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First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)
Description: A variety of food products made from people.
Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum

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First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"
Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.
Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl

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First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"
Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.
Type: Commercial.

Stop-and-Drop Suicide Booth

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First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"
Description: a booth where anyone can self-execute for the price of 25¢ per use.
Trivia: Offers choice of three modes of death: "quick and painless," "slow and horrible", and "clumsy bludgeoning." Prints receipts when finished.
Type: Public facility.

Tanning Butter

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First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"
Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.
Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth

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First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe"
Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.
Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth."
Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender Dolls

See Tickle Me Bender.
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First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder
Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder

See Torgo's Executive Powder.
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First Appearance: Bender's Big Score
Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses. Likely a reference to the use of homogenized tissue in scientific research, i.e. mouse embryo powder.
Type: Commercial.

Zuban cigars

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First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"
Description: The finest cigars in the universe, probably originating from Zuban 5. Parody of Cuban cigars.
Type: Commercial.
Slogan: "Just Add Fire!"