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• Mr. and Mrs. Kroker
  ...The final stage of my species' life cycle is a colony of flying hookworms. You just squashed part of my father. '''Inez Wong''': Sorry. I guess you got plenty of bugs to spare, though.
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• Umbriel
  <poem>'''Umbriel''': Here you go, darlin'. '''Umbriel''': Oh, you speak fish?
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• Darth Trocious
  <poem>'''Darth Trocious''': You're dead, Earth man!</poem>
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• Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits
  ...'''The [[Grumpy Snail (character)|Grumpy Snail]]''': ''[On TV.]'' Yes. Now you can hear Holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of these classic themes in ...]'' Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!
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• Mildred Fry
  <poem>'''Fry''': You know what really cheers you up, baking a tray of sugar cookies.
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• Ms. Johnson
  <poem>'''{{Leela}}''': You've changed, Fry. <poem>'''Fry''': Ms. Johnson. You've never lied to me. Am I still a good person?
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• Bender-Amy relationship
  : Bender: Whoa! You look a lot better than you used to for some reason. : Amy: (sexfully) You're not so bad yourself, big boy.
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• Phaser
  '''Mort''': You're...you're a robot? God has been listening to my prayers! '''Bender''': Are you Philip. J. Fry?
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• Hattie McDoogal
  <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot.</poem> <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': You ate my change!</poem>
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• Blatherbot
  ...ms a Human had been rather injured by a knife, and as his... As his blood, you know, I think that's what they call it... ...oubt he intended to say doctor, but he was unable to complete his thought, you see, being as he had died. So, taking him at his word, we dragged his corps
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• Max Weinberg's head
  <poem>'''[[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]]''': Thank you, thank you. Let's get started. Max, play me over. ''[Max Weinberg's head is just a sku
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• Sgt. Feces Processor
  <poem>'''[[Billionaire Bot]]''': You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sgt. Feces Processor.</poem>
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• Singing Wind
  ...it was placed on Earth to warn Earthicans against visiting Mars ("Why did you think we were so eager to leave this dump in the first place?") <poem>'''Singing Wing''': You mean family that took all Martian land and gave us one lousy bead?
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• Little Orphan Android
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Petunia's Self-Serve Bee Farm
  '''[[Petunia]]''': Are you sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight
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• Old Man Waterfall
  <poem>'''Bender''': And you wanna defend Zoidberg? Are you familiar with the old robot saying "does not compute"? <poem>'''Old Man Waterfall''': You can crush me, but you can't crush my spirit! [''The [[Mobile Oppression Palace]] crushes him''] O
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• Sergio Aragonés' head
  '''Sergio Aragonés' head''': You want it? Take it. It's brought me nothing but misery. ...ps the mustache off Aragonés' face and puts it on. Aragonés screams.]'' If you could just quiet down, I wanted to get your opinion of my comic book.
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• Ludwig van Beethoven
  ...distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever. {{er|3ACV22}} '''Bender''': Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</poem>
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• Crummy robot
  <poem>'''Leela''': Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
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• Neutral People
  ...ral, [[Zapp Brannigan]], of [[Earth]]. Brannigan argues that with enemies you have knowledge of their position, but neutral people's position is complete ...m>'''Zapp''': What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?</poem>
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• Fnog
  ...Fnog''': Perhaps. But there is more to winning than beating your opponent. You lack the Will of the Warrior.</poem> <poem>'''Fnog''': See you in Girl Hell! I'll be in Boy Hell. Much nicer.</poem>
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• Chris Travers' mother
  '''Leela''': Not you! The camerawoman needs room!</poem>
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• Jerusalem
  '''{{Bender}}''': Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeter
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• Energy being
  ...Leela|you]] will evolve beyond your physical body and, on that day, I hope you will pick up the phone.</poem>
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• Smitty's father
  ...he old dine-and-dash, huh? My daddy owned a restaurant and it's punks like you who kept it from going regional. That's why I became a cop.</poem>
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• A Terrifying Message from Al Gore
  [[File:Aninconvinienttruth.jpg|right|thumb|"You're in a movie?"]] <poem>'''Bender''': What do you play? A burned out cop, a street wise pimp?</poem>
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• Pazuzu
  ...Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle, I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!</poem> ...little one, is how papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all.</poem>
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• The Ballad of Me, Ramblin' Rodriguez
  Fry laughed and he said "you deserted me once. Now it's your turn to feel the chill". He cried "rambler. You slept with my Jezebel"&mdash;
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• Me, Bender
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': We need you to find the source of the beam and disable it. <poem>'''Fry''': Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?
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• A Touch of Medieval
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Dean Vernon
  <poem>'''Dean Vernon''': You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, '''Dean Vernon''': That's enough out of you. From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple-secret probation!</poem
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• Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream
  ...ll Dr. FlimFlam products? Contact a representative at a covered wagon near you."
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• Joey Mousepad
  '''Clamps''': Clamps? That's ''my'' name, you numbskull!</poem> <poem>'''Joey Mousepad''': Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.</poem>
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• The Bot Who Cried Wolf
  ...you. And that's not counting natural disasters. Add in robot attacks, and you're all lucky to last the week!</poem> '''Park Owner''': Are you kidding me? It has all the excitement of slowly moving in a circle!</poem>
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Space Bee Weekend
  ...00%" | There you are, Fry. Have you fetched those hexagons I haven't asked you for yet? | Good news, everyone! You're off to the Space Beehive to steal their honeycomb!
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• My manwich!
  *{{f|4}} <small>''([[LaBarbara]] says, "From now on, you make your ''own'' manwiches!)''</small>
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• Elzar
  <poem>'''Elzar''': If you promise to stop interrupting, alright. Against my will, I'm gonna knock it <poem>'''Elzar''': Hey, look at this crowd. You guys gotta try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin. Bam!</poem>
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• Masked Unit
  <poem>'''Masked Unit''': That's it! Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs! '''Masked Unit''': I'm gonna open a file of whup-ass on you!</poem>
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• Checkers' head
  <poem>'''Nixon''': Now, look here, you drugged-out Communist. I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it tha
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• Darth Stroyer
  <poem>'''Darth Stroyer''': I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [touches [[Scruffy]] with a [[lightsaber]]] It is done.</poem>
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• Yetiism
  ...toms of hypermalaria exactly. Except for the part where, instead of dying, you turn into a Yeti!" [[Farnsworth]] had Yetiism from [[2927]] until [[3011]]
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Party on Omicron
  !colspan="2"|You arrive on Omicron Persei 8 where Ndnd is excited to receive a delivery! | style="width: 100%" | Do you puny humans have my mighty package?
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• Swamp Hag
  ...rodied at festivals, with her known [[catchphrase]], "get out of my swamp, you kids!"
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• The Transcredible Exploits of Zapp Brannigan
  ..., wake up. I can't face this mysterious planet without you or someone like you. ''[Starts performing CPR]'' ...g sex]'' That was a close call, but we saved [[Earth]]. Was it as good for you as it was for the human race?</poem>
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• Wanda
  '''Farnsworth''': I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety, grandpa discount card.
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• New New York sub-sewers
  *{{clink|US#036|You Don't Wanna Know Jak!}}
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• Pizza Wars
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Sofia Marinara''': Hello again, Fry. Have you missed me?
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• Garfield syndrome
  '''''Garfield'' syndrome''' is a disease that causes you to act like Garfield and skin color changing to orange along with black str
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• Beth
  <poem>'''Michelle''': My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. Now get out there and prove her wrong.
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• Mrs. Grant
  '''Mrs. Grant''': This is it, kids! Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!</poem>
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• Burning Mom
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Rusty
  ...''': Say, Wendy. Your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you?</poem>
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• Volume 8
  ...erve-wracking <br> nose transplants]]. You'll watch...you'll laugh... <br> you'll obey. The [[Hypnotoad]] commands it!
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• Sprunjer
  '''Zoidberg''': Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.</poem>
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• Oregon
  <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Do You Want Fry with That?
  |name=Do You Want Fry with That? '''Do You Want Fry with That?''' is the fifty-sixth [[comic]] issue, released 27 July
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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg's head
  ...trictly along gender lines and the female justices' votes only count half, you are hereby found guilty. <poem>'''Ruth Bader Ginsburg's head''': You Ruth Bader believe it!</poem>
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• Futuramarutuf
  ...xpress]]! Prepare for a {{w|Möbius strip|Mobius "comic" strip}} brought to you from the inventive and slightly addled mind of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsw If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places
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• Tour guide
  <poem>'''Tour guide''': I don't know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orie
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• Fender
  '''Bender''': Hey, Fender! Man, I haven't seen you since high school. You still workin' at Jack In The Box?
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• Ndulu
  <poem>'''Ndulu''': So, what's the explanation for you, moron fever?
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• Blorgulax
  <poem>'''Blorgulax''': You goin' to {{w|Andromeda Galaxy|Andromeda}} or thereabouts? '''Dan McMasters''': No, sir... but how would you like to be part... of an exciting business retreat?
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• Baggy
  <poem>'''Leo Wong''': It's a 14-footer with a clown hazard. What club you recommend, Baggy?
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• Wendy
  <poem>'''Wendy''': Did you hear that, Rusty? It sounded like a human.</poem>
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• Catchphrase
  *Quiet you! * I will destroy you! - [[Morbo]]
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• Professor Morris Katz
  ...Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate|Bubblegum]]''': I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius. ...or Morris Katz''': I am the esteemed Professor Morris Katz, and [[Amy Wong|you]] are wasting my time.</poem>
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• James Lloyd
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} *29 "If You Can't Wiggum, Join 'Em"
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• Related to Items You've Viewed
  |name=Related to Items You've Viewed |caption=We Warned You, But You Wouldn't Listen!
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• Stephen Hawking's head
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Hey! Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity? {{er|2ACV16}} ...Leela|Leela]]''': "Black-Hole-Hawking?" Wow! If I knew I was going to meet you I would have done something with my hair.
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• L-Unit
  '''Fry''': That doesn't look like an "L" at all. Unless you count lowercase. '''Bender''': You know we don't! ''[He slaps Fry, who groans.]''
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• New New New York
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''{{Hermes}}''': Fry! You know the office rules!
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• Fry-Bender relationship
  ...ks of Dschubba|a monastery]] to commandeer their space telescope, saying, "You guys have forever to look for [[God]]. All I'm asking is one measly lifetim <poem>'''Bender''': You really want a {{robot}} for a friend?
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• Good news, everyone
  *"You heard the good news, everyone." {{er|62}} *"This is how you treat me, after all the 'good news!' I've given you over the years?" {{er|129}}
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• Ken
  <poem>'''Fry''': Aww, aren't you a fuzzy little guy.
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• Robot Elders
  '''Blue Elder''': Silence! Come forward, Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners. '''Bender''': You are?
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• Roberto
  <poem>'''Roberto''': You call yourself a robot?! Ha-HAA! ...ause I'm thinking of escaping. You in, or do I gotta '''''kill''''' you so you don't squeal?!
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• Adolf Hitler
  ...cause the guy's got a beard you label him as evil? Well, I got a label for you, pal: An ugly little word called ''prejudice''. ...ef> But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh!! Suddenly you've gone too far.</poem>
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• Bill and Keith
  <poem>'''Master Fnog''': Bill. Keith. You will go to Junior Championships.
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• Satellite dish
  <poem>'''Bender''': Aw, yeah, baby. You're quite a dish.</poem>
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• Unbendable girders
  <poem>'''[[Angle-ine]]''': You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable!
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• Leo Wong
  '''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my ro '''Leo''': Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!</poem>
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• Hoverbot Death Troopers
  '''Death Trooper #2''': Great! But, you know, towards the end of it, I was itching to get back to work.</poem>
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• List of science goofs
  ...e [[Sol|Sun]] for instance, it would take 8 minutes. Imagine the delay if you were to send to a distant galaxy? Of course, there may exist an explanatio
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• R.J.
  <poem>'''R.J.''': Howdy, Amy. Glad to see you come back to the country. It's where the flavor is.</poem>
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• Suicide booth
  The machine uses various items to kill you in the most horrible fashion, afterwards people's bodies can be shipped to <poem>'''Voice''': You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.</poem>
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• Elzar's Fine Cuisine
  '''[[Steve Castle|That Guy]]''': What have you got that's really overpriced? <poem>'''Elzar''': Hey, there! How are you folks doing tonight?
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• Kibbles 'N' Snouts
  ...|Seymour]]. A commercial is shown for it on the game with the slogan: ''If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!''
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3
  ...adopt Fry and make him the son you never had? That'll replace the daughter you don't have anymore!"
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• Robo-Rooter
  <poem>'''Singer''': [voice-over; singing; on TV] Call Robo-Rooter when you flush your towel.
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• Doug (humanoid)
  <poem>'''Doug''': Just wait 'til you try these after dinner mints.</poem>
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• The Rusty Rail
  '''Big Caboose''': Then you've come to the right side of the tracks. Have a seat, stranger.</poem>
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• Alien invasions of Earth
  [[Earth]] has been the subject of several {{alien|Alien}} invasions. You may be looking for one of the following.
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• Video store clerk
  <poem>'''Fry''': [To [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]].]'' You know what movies average out to be ''really'' good? The first six ''[[Star
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• Johnny
  <poem>'''Johnny''': Thank you, assie!</poem>
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• New Justice Team
  :Superking, you rule! :Clobberella beats you up,
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• Robot Jesus
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': So what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?
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• Pazuzu's son
  ...tle one, is how papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit... to you all.</poem>
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• Pinuporks
  <poem>'''Mom''': And bang! You've got a cocktail treat complete with built-in toothpicks.</poem>
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• Striped biologist-taunters
  '''Striped biologist-taunter''': What are you gonna do, shoot us?</poem>
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 2
  |caption=If you can read this, thank us! ...is explaining the situation to Fry, after silencing Hutch he doesn't say "You shall learn more in time, Fry. But..." Nor does he say "and our enemies wou
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• Anonyco
  <poem>'''Announcer''': And now... ''All My Circuits''. Brought to you by... Anonyco &mdash; the unknown company doing unknown things.</poem>
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• Walter Cronkite's head
  ...lock your children in the closet. This is Walter Cronkite saying, "I told you so".</poem>
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Animal Instincts Weekend
  | Hello? If you're looking for cute, your search stops with me, Bender. ...id "pets". And even if I said "vaguely humanoid bipeds", I'd still outcute you.
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• Obliteron
  '''[[Thubanian leader]]''': Say, do you know Obliteron? He pretends to be a hamster, but&ndash;</poem>
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• Inez Wong
  '''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my ro '''Leo''': Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!</poem>
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• Sol
  ...s vacationing in the sun saying he "just loves the heat".^{[[The Bender You Say|[US#013]]]} *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} <small>(mentioned only)</small>
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• LeRoy
  <poem>'''Langdon Cobb''': Thank you, LeRoy. I'm going to relax by the fire with my bag off. So that will be all
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• Police Academy
  <poem>'''Chief O'Mannahan''': Police Academy is not for everybody. You're gonna get your boobs scuffed.</poem>
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• Oily
  '''Fatbot''': Oh pooh. You win again!</poem>
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• I Know What You Did Next Xmas
  |name=I Know What You Did Next Xmas |image=[[File:I Know What You Did Next Xmas Card.png|225px]]
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• Morgan Proctor
  ...''': A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you.</poem> <poem>'''[[Leela]]''': You and Morgan were having an affair?
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• Virginia
  ...emerald message, dictated but not read.]'' My dear Mrs. Astor, my love for you is as unsinkable as this land ship and as brilliant as this stone. Dictated
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• Darlene
  Darlene: Wait a dang minute! One eye, purple hair... you're [[Leela]]! The crazy one that [[Sean]] dumped!
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• Clarence Thomas' head
  <poem>'''Thomas''': Mr. Wong, the court cannot compel you to testify against {{Amy|your own daughter}}.
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• George Washington's head
  '''Bender''': Same reason you hocked your teeth. <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. ''[He takes a head in a jar out
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• Albert
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}}
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• Big Brain
  <poem>'''Infosphere''': Clarification request! Are you the [[Philip J. Fry]] from Earth or the Philip J. Fry from [[Hovering Squid '''Big Brain''': ''Earth'', you fat idiot, hurry up.</poem>
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• Waterfall family
  ...you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!" ''[is crushed]'' "Argh, my spirit"!<br>
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• Dr. Judy Lesterman
  <poem>'''Dr. Judy Lesterman''': ''[On answering machine.]'' You have reached the office of Dr. Judy Lesterman and Dr. Irah Rodkiss. The off
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• Clancy Wiggum
  Lou. Can't you just let me enjoy my day off?</poem>
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• Bender Gets Made
  === Act II: "You flatter me, kind goon" === === Act III: "You're a freakin' genius, you idiot!" ===
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• Twitter
  * The {{list of|title caption}} for "[[Cold Warriors]]" is "WE'RE FOLLOWING YOU, BUT NOT ON TWITTER". * In "[[Do You Want Fry with That?]]", the Twitter-logo bird, along with {{w|Linux}}'s mas
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• Janet
  <poem>'''Janet''': You can't deliver pizzas on New Year's Eve! It's gonna be the year [[2000]]. '''Janet''': <u>You're</u> a buncha zeroes. ''[She shoves a roll-out noisemaker into his mouth,
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• Butch
  <poem>'''Butch''': I'm Butch, leader of this place. I took your hole and you can't do nothing about it.
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• You Don't Wanna Know Jak!
  |name=You Don't Wanna Know Jak! |title caption=Science FACT! (As Far As You Know!)
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• Captain of the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente
  <poem>'''Captain''': Thank you for your glorious beacon. It saved our lives... and our Saturday night. ''[
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• Nintendu 64
  <poem>'''Fry''': What do you monsters want? '''[[Prof. Farnsworth]]''': Forget it, you pixilated pirates. We need those quarters to do our laundry.</poem>
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• Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell
  '''Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate''': I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius. '''Professor Morris Katz''': I am the esteemed [[Professor Morris Katz]], and you are wasting my time.</poem>
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• Burger King
  * In "[[Do You Want Fry with That?]]", Fry is sued by [[King Wendell Colonel Clown III|a m
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• Q. T. McWhiskers
  ...Mom. I've invented a new children's toy. I call it "Q.T. McWhiskers". When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes. '''Mom''': You should see the new 16-foot models.
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• Superking
  ...name for this section, since it's not really a biography. Help me out, if you can think of a better one.--> :Superking, you rule!"
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• Galaxians
  <poem>'''[[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]]''': Coming up next, Galaxians. What you need to know to protect your family.</poem>
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• Smitty
  '''Smitty''': Do you have any better hostages?</poem> <poem>'''Smitty''': You're under arrest for child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling
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• Volume 3
  ...TION 620 OF THE BLERNE COPYRIGHT TREATY, ENACTED 21 JUNE, [[2972]]. TRULY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, (UNDER SECTION 620A OF THE TREATY.)" ...ISION]]. THIS ONLY BROADCASTS TO TWO SENSES AND DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BACK TO YOU, EXCEPT IN [[Human Farm|UTAH]].''
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• Wall of Prophecy
  '''High Priest''': We shall read things off you.
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• Yellow car
  <poem>'''Yellow car''': I'll pay you back. I swear. I'll do *anything*
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• The Trouble With Trilogies
  <poem>'''Fry''': I've seen a lot of Westerns, and what you need is practice to help get up your nerve. Ideally, in a musical montage.< '''Mad Max''': Let us in, or I'll feed you to my dingo!
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• Gabriel
  '''[[Detective Klaus Mandela]]''': Come on, Gabriel. You must've seen somethin'!
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• Juice-A-Matic 4000
  '''Bont''': It's the Juice-A-Matic 4000. It'll strain my juices from you while filtering out the pulp. By which I mean, your shredded remains.
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• Kill all humans
  <poem>'''{{Fry}}''': You sure you don't wanna kill all humans?
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• Nanobots
  <poem>'''The Professor''': I must say I'm so proud to see what you blossomed into since I first created your ancestors. '''The Professor''': I thought you knew.</poem>
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• Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': You're ''that'' Bubblegum Tate? <poem>'''Bubblegum''': You better bird-dog fast, my brother!
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• Mom v. Farnsworth
  '''Hyper-Chicken''': Did you say "extra-crispy recipe"? '''Ron Whitey''': You know I didn't.</poem>
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• Randy (comic character)
  <poem>'''Randy''': Let me tell you about people&ndash;if there's one thing they love, it's everything.</poem>
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• Petunia
  '''[[Ranger Park]]''': What you saw was Bigfoot, the monster ''truck''.</poem> '''Petunia''': Are you sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight
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• Apartment 00100100
  ...ents]], in [[New New York]], [[Earth]]. Beginning with "[[Related to Items You've Viewed]]," [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] now lives in the apartment as well. ...100100). No matter what kind of manipulation of the bit order you perform, you cannot flip a 0 to a 1. -->
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• Abraham
  ...e of [[petroleum oil]]? ''[Abraham comes in, carrying an oil can.]'' Thank you, Abraham. ''[Bender takes the can.]''</poem>
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• 11-Worth Variable-Security Prison
  ...rd''': There's your wallet... [[Salmonella|your guitar]]... and your gun. You're free to go.
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• Full Metal Racket
  If you don't know the correct value, note it in the summary and move on --> |title caption=The Yoke's On You!
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• Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (universe 1)
  ''Farnsworth (U A)'': "Oh, you."</poem>
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• Troop Grit
  '''Amy''': Ugh! Why did you pick that motto for your bot scout troop, Bender? '''Amy''': Oh no! I arrange things from cute to smoking. You put a sexy skirt right next to an adorable top! AAAAGH! This will take hour
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• Jim
  ...m>'''Jim''': I have just been informed that my last words were... "back to you, [[Linda]]".</poem>
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• Civil-defense van
  '''Civil-defense van''': You've got a degree in baloney.
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• Bernilla's fiancé
  ...>'''Bernilla's fiancé''': [off camera] Bernilla, my love, [on camera] will you marry me?
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• Dungeons & Dragons
  ...Gygax]]''': Greetings! It's a... ''[He rolls his dice.]'' Pleasure to meet you!</poem> '''[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]''': I don't know, but I can darn well tell you where we're not. The universe.
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• Bernilla
  ...>'''Bernilla's fiancé''': [off camera] Bernilla, my love, [on camera] will you marry me?
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• Yancy Fry Sr.
  **Yancy was fired from {{w|McDonald's}} {{et|1ACV12}} and always said that "you could tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins" {{et|6ACV22}}. '''Yancy Fry Sr.''': You sayin' my boy's a commie?</poem>
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• Tea with Titans
  ...ng down to a delightful tea in this fake living room set. [shouting] Thank you for joining us, Mom!</poem>
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• Calculon Is HAL 9000
  ...those astronauts just the same. Wouldn't <u>you</u>, folks? Wouldn't . . . you?</poem>
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• Rumbledy-hump
  ...ice cream.]'' And I like lollipops. ''[He licks a lollipop.]'' And I like you, Princess Num Num. '''Lady Buggle''': [singing] So, if you're not sure if it's alive or dead,
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• Jimmy Carter's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Alejandro
  <poem>'''[[Captain of the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente|Captain]]''': Ah. You muddled the mint well, Alejandro.
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• Apollo Theater
  ...e famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open-mic night, huh? I'll show you! ''[He kicks the building apart.]''</poem>
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• Electric Snail
  '''Fry''': That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one.</poem>
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• Dr. Ogden Wernstrom
  <poem>'''Poopenmeyer''': Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city? '''Wernstrom''': Of course. But it'll cost you. First I'll need tenure.
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• Martha Stewart's head
  '''Martha Stewart''': You've never seen mine
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• Pawnbroker
  <poem>'''Pawnbroker''': I'll give you fifty bucks for the kid.
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• Pick-N-Eat
  <poem>'''Guenter''': It's all-you-can-eat, so just pick off whatever looks good.</poem>
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• Robot Hell
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}}
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• Kif of Death!
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Brain slugs
  <poem>'''Hermes''': [monotonous] I got you an official Bender hat. ''[He takes a brain slug out of his jacket and hand '''Bender''': Sorry, buddy. Here you go! ''[Bender replaces the brain slug.]''
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• Municipal Arboretum
  <poem>'''Adlai''': ''[Arriving at the Arboretum.]'' I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary, a place no one could object to.
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• The Sun Also Raises!
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places '''Bender''': You mean brain damage!
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• Flying Spaghetti Monster (species)
  ...ng Spaghetti Monster]]''': Hey, Professor! I'm a Flying Spaghetti Monster. You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of flightless manicotti?
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• Robo-puppy
  ...s actions while doing them or before doing them. After it has been walked, you have to refill the canister for when it goes. Its functions include yipping
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• Human friend
  ...n ''All My Circuits'', {{Bender}} replies "he laughs, he learns, he loves. You know, typical human stuff."
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• Giant medium-sized ant
  '''Farnsworth''': Quiet, you.
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• Nine
  <poem>'''[[Hutch Waterfall|Hutch]]''': The Grand Curator will tell you more. ...m, I don't mean to be rude, but it's kinda hard to take you seriously when you say junk like ''grok'' and ''junk''.
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Episode 1: Lrrr Strikes Back
  | "Kumbaya" IS my favorite song! How did you know? | As President of this great planet, I have just two words for you: "Arrooo!" and "Why?"
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• Michael Collins Mix
  ...s, which is filled with ice cubes and a cherry, and a starred sky, wherein you can see a moon, and a few lemon slices. The drink was served by [[Bender Be
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• Time tunneller
  ...rank was turned (for example, turning the crank for two minutes would send you two minutes back in time). The other option is to turn on the generator, wh
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• Small rock alien
  '''Small rock alien''': Howdy there. You fellows need some directions?
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• 1074th Academy Awards
  <poem>'''Joan Rivers' head''': Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many {{w|Rhytidectomy|face-lifts}}, they finally lifted it rig ...nser feels. ''[The audience laughs. Jack Nicholson bangs his chest.]'' Oh, you like that one, Jack?
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• What the What if?
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Fry''': So you see Professor, we just need to get all the parts together.
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• Invader X
  <poem>'''Invader X''': Stop it, you hero!</poem>
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• Pain Monster
  '''Pain Monster''': See you April 15 folks!</poem>
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• Ian Boothby
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} *"Coach Me If You Can" #95
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• George H. W. Bush's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1
  *Bender does not tell the construction workers "Yo, you need any girders bent, I know a guy." *Leo does not say "You mean, cursory environmental survey?"
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• Dwayne
  *{{clink|US#036|You Don't Wanna Know Jak!}}
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• Flabby
  <poem>'''Bender''': Just ask ''Flabby'' over here to describe it to you later.
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• Dick Cheney's head
  <poem>'''Dick Cheney''': As your Vice President, I order you to steal that tree.</poem>
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• As the Wormhole Turns
  <poem>'''Leela''': Bender! You should be ashamed of yourself. Legal immigration is one of the cornerstones '''Bender''': Aren't you really a mutant pretending to be an alien in order to live on the surface w
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• Curious Pussycat
  ...|4ACV08}} The [[Japan]]ese text reads something along the lines of "I love you more than your mother does!"
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• Huge-assed woman
  '''Bender''': Madam, I believe you're mistaken.
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• Colonel (merman)
  <poem>'''Colonel''': Nice out of town folks, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel. Umbriel, these are some Yankees.</poem>
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• Napoleon's head
  ...'''Bender''': [[HAL Institute|This place]] is great! Electroshock whenever you want it... [[Linctron|Two]] [[Abraham Lincoln's head|Lincolns]] for every N '''{{Amy}}''': Bender! You should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
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• The Bender You Say
  |name=The Bender You Say "'''The Bender You Say'''" is the thirteenth [[comic]] issue, which was released 28 May, 2003
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• Theodore Roosevelt's head
  ...But a kangaroo boxing [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|a Robot]]? Now I'm afraid you've lost me. ''[A crab drops into his jar and pinches him. He shouts.]'' [[L
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• Nutley
  '''Petunia''': Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley"?
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• Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection
  ...t sexy [[Leela|cyclopses]]. Someday all comedies will be this funny... but you'll be dead!
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• Gearshift
  <poem>'''Gearshift''': Are you here to fumigate the moose head?
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• Hank Aaron XXIV
  <poem>'''Hank Aaron''': Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time!</poem>
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• Bill Morrison Robot
  '''Bender''': Ooh! Ooh! Yeah. When you gonna make a second ''Simpsons Movie''?
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• Sith Overlords
  '''Bender''': Hurry up, you number crunching crumb nuncher. Everybody but me is dying of old age.
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• Dr. Cahill
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Can you save [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], Dr. Goodensexy? {{er|BBS}} '''Dr. Cahill''': I told you, my name is Dr. ''Cahill''!
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• Deep Blue
  ...l Gore''': Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Some day, you'll understand that.</poem>
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• Leela's finger
  '''Leela's finger''': You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand!</poem>
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• Robot Clowns
  ...'Fishy Joe''': Look, I paid for 15 Robot Clowns per cubic meter a car, and you're barely giving me 12. Now crumple up and get in... and fasten your seat b
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• Tijuana
  <poem>'''Bender''': I'm gonna squeeze you out of there like Tijuana toothpaste.</poem>
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• A Fit Worse than Death
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Hermes''': You leave me no choice but to dock your pay and eat your shirt!
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• Prism railroad
  '''[[Dandy Jim]]''': We're going nearly the speed of light so, uh, roll when you land.</poem>
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• 21st-century girl
  <poem>'''21st-century girl''': You're from the [[20th century]]? That's incredible! I'm from the [[21st centu
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• Coolio
  ...er 28, 2022. The last episode he recorded before his death, "[[I Know What You Did Next Xmas]]," is dedicated to him.<ref>Joey Nolfi - "[https://ew.com/tv
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• Thomas Jefferson's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Parts 'n' Crafts
  ...rnsworth]]''': Fry. Take the old gal to market and get the best darn price you can.</poem>
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• Supernova Scotia
  ...Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.</poem>
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• Leelis Lane
  <poem>'''Leelis Lane''': Oh, Delivery-Boy Man! You saved me by random chance.</poem>
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• Steampunk'd
  |prev=Do You Want Fry with That? <poem>'''Fry''': So you know a lot of famous people?
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• Applied Cryogenics
  |image text=You can solve all your problems by freezing them! '''Lou''': Why do you always have to say it that way?
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• Worlds of Tomorrow George Takei Weekend
  | Normally I don't let strangers unlock me, but you're an exception. | I don't think I'm smarter than you, I KNOW I'm smarter than you.
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• Linda van Schoonhoven
  <poem>'''Linda''': Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo? ...ff her face.]'' Oh, hey....you....Good evening...Who you callin' drunk?! ''You're'' not drunk, ''I'm'' drunk!! ''[Collapses off her seat.]''</poem>
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• Paco
  ...No. It ain't drugs, but it's a lot ''like'' drugs. It's called spark. You want a hit?</poem>
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• Frank Welker's head
  ...as {{w|Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)|Fred Jones}} in ''{{w|Scooby Doo, Where Are You!}}''. In the [[31st century]], his head is [[head jars|in a jar]] in the [[
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• Waiter on the Green
  <poem>'''Waiter on the Green''': While you await your "friend", allow me to read from a prepared history of our cavern
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• Doctor What
  |title caption=IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU READ! ...om place in space and time, and when you flush the second time, it returns you to the {{Planet Express|building}}. Whilst Farnsworth is being interviewed
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• Robot Chef
  <poem>'''Robot Chef''': Yo, what are you talking about?</poem>
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• Thubanian flying saucer
  '''The Professor''': Of course it wanted a saucer, you idiot! A saucer of "cweam".</poem>
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• Lyndon B. Johnson's head
  <poem>'''Zoidberg''': Hey, hey, L.B.J.. You wanna get drunk?
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• Orbiting Meadows
  |image text=Orbiting Meadows in [[3001]]. {{er|3ACV04}} The sign reads "YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY CLOSER TO [[heaven|HEAVEN]]". Inside the smaller dome is t
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• Vulture preview clip
  '''Bender''': Wait wait wait wait. You can't give everybody <u>guns</u>. What if one of us is the creature? '''Professor Farnsworth''': You be quiet!
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• Hyper-Chicken
  ...t'ain't no need to fear me... ''[He crows loudly.]'' I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.</poem> <poem>'''[[Judge Whitey]]''': Counselor, what evidence do you offer for this new plea of insanity?
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• Cold opening
  === 1ACV06: Give it a rest, you two! === === 1ACV08: Because tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive. ===
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• Gary
  ...regulations are a product of five different regulation traditions, six if you want to get technical. Gary went on to explain the entire tale for Leela,
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• Falafel cart man
  <poem>'''Falafel cart man''': I kill you my friend!</poem>
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• Erwin Schrödinger
  '''Erwin Schrödinger''': It's a superposition of both states until you open it and collapse the wave function. '''Fry''': Says you.
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• Ra-Ra
  <poem>'''Ra-Ra''': Greeting, you aliens from other planet.</poem>
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• Connor O'Bocop
  <poem>'''Connor O'Bocop''': Police academy teaches you many things. But when the streets are flowing with spit and blood, only one
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• Cygnoids
  <poem>'''Blek's wife''': Thank you magic biped!</poem>
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• Fawn
  <poem>'''Morbo''': ''[To Fawn.]'' Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you.</poem>
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• I Second that Emotion
  === Act I: "How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet!?" === === Act III: "Aren't you supposed to be eating our brains?" ===
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• Boomsday!
  ...left a [[black hole]] in my heart. ''And'' in the {{w|Virgo Cluster}} when you finally set the [[Doomsday devices|device]] off.</poem> <poem>'''Farnsworth''': You know, this is a good excuse to start building a new doomsday device. Maybe
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• War of 2012
  ...have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I have one thing you'll never have: a soul.</poem>
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• Tartar House Five
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Ron Weiner
  ...''{{w|NewsRadio}}'', ''{{w|Arrested Development}}'' and ''{{w|Help Me Help You}}''. He also received an [[Annie Award]] in [[2001]] for the episode "[[Luc
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• Decapodian Emperor
  <poem>'''Decapodian Emperor''': Listen, [[Leela|lady]], as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I emb
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• Bender's first-born son
  <poem>'''Bender's son''': Daddy, I knew you'd come back!</poem>
  1 KB (203 words) - 03:20, 8 February 2014
• The Hip Joint
  ...is normally crowded and is a great place to meet people or go on dates if you don't fancy a quiet night at [[Elzar's Fine Cuisine]]. The club has multipl
  1 KB (210 words) - 19:00, 13 December 2013
• Alien languages
  ...previous '''symbol's''' numerical value. If the result is less than zero, you add 26. Then that number is converted into a character as before. '''Note''': If you ever see two identical symbols in a row, the second is always an "A".
  5 KB (847 words) - 00:02, 9 November 2015
• Jake the Dog
  '''Bender''': Time for you to shut up!</poem>
  1 KB (212 words) - 18:14, 21 December 2014

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