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- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest II#Act I: "I, Meatbag"]]58 bytes (9 words) - 18:13, 9 October 2010
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- |name=I. C. Wiener '''I. C. Wiener''' is a fictional employee of [[Applied Cryogenics]]. While he w3 KB (560 words) - 13:57, 25 December 2017
- #REDIRECT [[Commentary:I, Roommate]]36 bytes (4 words) - 22:38, 9 April 2008
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- |name=Worlds War I '''Worlds War I''' started because [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]'s time machine sent a1 KB (217 words) - 23:04, 3 January 2016
- 38 bytes (4 words) - 23:14, 24 March 2009
- |name=I See BM |image=[[File:I See BM.jpg|225px]]1 KB (186 words) - 00:26, 20 September 2016
- <poem>'''Lrrr''': I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. <poem>'''[[Jrrr]]''': I am Jrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.3 KB (401 words) - 08:00, 24 September 2014
- |name=Anthology of Interest I === Act I: "Terror at 500 Feet" ===22 KB (3,597 words) - 02:22, 22 May 2018
- |name=I Dated a Robot |image=[[File:I Dated a Robot.jpg|225px]]11 KB (1,705 words) - 21:14, 28 February 2016
- #REDIRECT [[I Dated a Robot]]29 bytes (5 words) - 14:55, 27 November 2008
- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest I]]37 bytes (5 words) - 04:05, 28 November 2008
- #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#I Want My Hands Back]]60 bytes (10 words) - 17:37, 21 July 2009
- #REDIRECT [[Educational films#I Dated a Robot!]]48 bytes (7 words) - 00:22, 6 February 2014
- |name=I Know What You Did Next Xmas |image=[[File:I Know What You Did Next Xmas Card.png|225px]]4 KB (624 words) - 00:11, 15 September 2023
- "'''... I am already in my pajamas'''" was originally supposed to be [[Professor Hube ...|quote 2=We thought so too. |speaker 3={{n|Avanzino|Peter}} |quote 3=Yeah. I miss it.}}</ref>959 bytes (140 words) - 22:05, 13 August 2023
- #REDIRECT [[Commentary:I Dated a Robot]]40 bytes (6 words) - 22:48, 9 April 2008
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- |name=Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love? |image=[[File:Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love.jpg|225px]]11 KB (1,766 words) - 00:54, 13 February 2018
- #redirect [[Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?]]49 bytes (9 words) - 22:22, 5 December 2006
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- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest II#Act I: "I, Meatbag"]]58 bytes (9 words) - 18:13, 9 October 2010
- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest I#Act I: "Terror at 500 Feet"]]65 bytes (10 words) - 14:23, 22 March 2010
- |first appear={{e|I Dated a Robot}} ...ilyn Monroe]]. She appears in the film [[Educational films#I Dated A Robot|I Dated a Robot!]].302 bytes (47 words) - 22:47, 6 October 2012
- |image=[[File:I Dated a Robot 2.jpg|225px]] |image text=Billy and a blank {{robot}}. {{er|I Dated a Robot}}969 bytes (154 words) - 11:17, 24 November 2016
- ...e plays again and wins again.] A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be ... in hell!657 bytes (101 words) - 22:31, 30 July 2018
- <poem>'''Johnson''': It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates". ...'': Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!</poem>1 KB (159 words) - 21:30, 14 August 2014
- <poem>'''Johnson''': It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: "I'm against those things that everybody hates". ...'': Now I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man but, quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said!</poem>1 KB (159 words) - 06:43, 15 November 2015
- |first appear={{e|I Dated a Robot}} *{{e|I Dated a Robot}}278 bytes (39 words) - 03:30, 7 October 2012
- <poem>'''Sal''': Yuck! I don't wants no three-dollar hooker. I'm goin' backs to the adults bookstore. '''Fry''': Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.613 bytes (86 words) - 23:05, 15 February 2016
- <poem>'''Hair Robot''': I got your page Mr. Fry, your new hair is ready.</poem> <poem>'''Hair Robot''': I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl.</poem>856 bytes (131 words) - 07:33, 2 May 2015
- ...|money]], Father O'Malley's weed-whacker. But I've finally found something I'm willing to die for!</poem>598 bytes (82 words) - 23:05, 30 December 2014
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- |first appear={{e|I Dated a Robot}} ...d out all of the things that he wanted to do in the [[20th century]]. {{er|I Dated a Robot}} One of those dreams was to blow up a '''planet''', which th579 bytes (91 words) - 13:16, 24 October 2014
- ...ead|Clinton]]''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. '''Ford''': I apologise for his rudeness, ma'am. He gets this way around meaty-looking wo1 KB (225 words) - 21:53, 16 March 2012
- #REDIRECT [[Commentary:I, Roommate]]36 bytes (4 words) - 22:38, 9 April 2008
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- ...d it's my job to make sure you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much!</poem> ...must decline. These office romances never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife."2 KB (299 words) - 21:14, 13 August 2023
- <poem>'''Clinton''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. '''[[Gerald R. Ford's head|Ford]]''': I apologise for his rudeness, ma'am. He gets this way around meaty-looking wo1 KB (159 words) - 15:33, 29 July 2011
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- ...g Purpleberry Puffs. In the second commercial she says "I don't know which I like more: original or type two", referring to the high risk of diabetes as '''Cereal Girl's Mom''': As an active Mother I care about these things. I'll check the box while you start eating?1 KB (211 words) - 06:09, 7 October 2016
- <poem>'''Lrrr''': I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8. <poem>'''[[Jrrr]]''': I am Jrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.3 KB (401 words) - 08:00, 24 September 2014
- ...ugged-out Communist. I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog, Checkers. ''[Checkers barks.]'' Shut up683 bytes (107 words) - 20:09, 4 October 2013
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- #REDIRECT [[The Futurama Holiday Spectacular#Act I: Xmas]]58 bytes (8 words) - 14:41, 24 November 2010
- ...your ideas from those poor, innocent creatures and hogged all the credit?! I underestimated you. '''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Wait! I can explain.1 KB (185 words) - 06:17, 20 August 2013
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- '''Zoidberg''': I guess. What does it do? ...idberg''': Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.</poem>766 bytes (119 words) - 05:29, 21 August 2013
- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest I#Act II: "Dial L for Leela"]]64 bytes (11 words) - 18:11, 9 October 2010
- ...ector. But, with [[Planet Express|my business]] [[scammer Aliens|stolen]], I... have to make ends meet. You <u>will</u> be careful? '''Hedonismbot''': I shan't touch them till I've had Djambi lock the absinthe and ether away.2 KB (256 words) - 22:51, 27 April 2014
- |first appear={{e|I Dated a Robot}} ...[[Liubot]] once went there on a date. During his week-long binge in the ''"I, Meatbag"'' segment in "[[Anthology of Interest 2]]", Bender visited the st742 bytes (116 words) - 18:34, 7 April 2013
- <poem>'''Fry''': Wait! You're the only friend I have! '''Fry''': Yeah, ever since I was six.</poem>442 bytes (61 words) - 23:51, 4 May 2011
- ...vice more? The scammers, or me, Bender?". After several minutes of sawing, I knew the answer: Me, Bender!</poem> <poem>'''Bender''': Aw, I'm gonna call him [[Ben]], after the first half of me, Bender!</poem>3 KB (415 words) - 15:04, 25 August 2016
- ...ns before us are guilty of the crime of being humans. Come to think of it, I rest my case! '''[[Computer Judge|Judge]]''': Thank you Prosecuter, I will now consider the evidence2 KB (258 words) - 14:00, 11 May 2011
- === Act I === ...saw; I conquered". ''Veni, sedi, vidi'' instead would mean "I came; I sat; I watched".2 KB (249 words) - 03:26, 1 October 2023
- '''Fry''': That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, rig '''Fry''': Alright, I'll take the 500 lizards. No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!</poe1 KB (245 words) - 16:08, 14 April 2023
- ...ainst his will.]'' Fry cracked corn and I don't care / Leela cracked corn, I still don't care / Bender cracked corn and he is great / Take that you stup '''Bender''': I'm not blamin' myself. I'm blamin' ''you!''3 KB (411 words) - 00:15, 4 June 2015
- <poem>'''Ranger Park''': Hey, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger. '''[[Fry]]''': I get it!</poem>2 KB (350 words) - 00:39, 19 March 2014
- ...d by = David Herman <!-- This is my best guess for who voices him. I may be totally wrong --> ...on my computer weren't letting me access our transcript of the episode, so I used a different one. It was transcribed by the same person, but there may2 KB (259 words) - 17:36, 31 July 2014
- *I'm [[Walking on Sunshine|walking on sunshine]] *I'm back, baby!2 KB (337 words) - 09:52, 5 October 2017
- #REDIRECT [[Anthology of Interest I#Act III: "The Un-Freeze of a Lifetime"]]76 bytes (12 words) - 18:12, 9 October 2010
- *"[[Anthology of Interest I]]" - The first "Anthology" episode in [[Season 2]]. **[[Commentary:Anthology of Interest I]] - Commentary for this episode.1 KB (178 words) - 21:34, 19 August 2013
- ...first appearance of all three together. NOTE once I can upload a picture, I'll extend this page. -->959 bytes (135 words) - 11:31, 28 April 2016
- ...igns the board.]'' You know normally I don't go for New World monkeys, but I am digging your upright posture. '''Edwards''': Oh, I'm getting to that. ''[He walks forward so his rear is in full view, then tu1 KB (179 words) - 20:00, 19 September 2014
- ...in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?587 bytes (86 words) - 06:00, 4 October 2011
- "'''... I am already in my pajamas'''" was originally supposed to be [[Professor Hube ...|quote 2=We thought so too. |speaker 3={{n|Avanzino|Peter}} |quote 3=Yeah. I miss it.}}</ref>959 bytes (140 words) - 22:05, 13 August 2023
- <poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you? '''Fry''': Uh, I'm looking for {{human}} horn.2 KB (312 words) - 23:06, 15 February 2016
- '''Fry''': What? I haven't changed. ''[He presses the intercom.]'' Suz. Have I changed?2 KB (302 words) - 12:47, 4 February 2016
- <poem>'''Yellow car''': I'll pay you back. I swear. I'll do *anything*911 bytes (130 words) - 04:22, 2 October 2017
- *'''{{'}}tude Guard:''' I dunno. I never heard of no mayor.592 bytes (97 words) - 03:35, 3 March 2010
- '''Bender''': I'm not looking! In {{e|I, Roommate}}, Leela was upset that Fry let the mob kick Bender out of the ap3 KB (561 words) - 02:01, 15 July 2015
- '''Jezebel''': I didn't bring any things. '''Bender''': That's what I like best about you, baby.</poem>687 bytes (92 words) - 23:10, 15 February 2016
- ...t, the Mayan calendar and all that was not even remotely public known. So I am removing unless someone wish to contest such a decision ...'Brien''': I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I have one thing you'll never have: a soul.</poem>1 KB (206 words) - 23:09, 16 January 2016
- ...fe is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!1 KB (163 words) - 17:37, 3 August 2014
- ...Well, I've got nothing to do for the next eight million years. Therefore, I will administer a series of tests to determine the superior gender.</poem> ...e test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid.2 KB (404 words) - 04:20, 19 July 2012
- <poem>'''[[Dr. Ben Beeler]]''': If I don't make it, tell my wife I love her! '''Mrs. Beeler''': I love you, too, but you move too slow.</poem>983 bytes (157 words) - 06:29, 5 September 2013
- <poem>'''Claudia Schiffer''': Hi, I'm Claudia Schiffer's head. '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': I recognize you. Didn't you use to have a body of some sort?1 KB (202 words) - 20:44, 28 July 2013
- <poem>'''Gus''': I once et there back when I what-was a senator!</poem> <poem>'''Gus''': Oh, I'm not drunk, I'm mentally ill. But I likes what what you said.</poem>2 KB (313 words) - 17:54, 26 October 2013
- <poem>'''Fry''': I'm as worthless as this trash can. '''Trash can''': You think I'm as worthless as you? Try catching garbage in your head and raising six ki690 bytes (100 words) - 23:58, 26 December 2013
- ...d money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I-- ''[Cut to courtroom. The judge bangs his gavel.]'' '''Bender''': Shut up, baby, I know it!</poem>1 KB (211 words) - 22:17, 1 February 2014
- <poem>'''Rivers''': Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body! It's t '''Zoid''': I'm a seat-filler, Joan's head. My only marketable skill is to occupy space.<1 KB (198 words) - 23:06, 4 September 2014
- |name=Worlds War I '''Worlds War I''' started because [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth]]'s time machine sent a1 KB (217 words) - 23:04, 3 January 2016
- ...oyed by [[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]] in [[Anthology of Interest I#Act I: "Terror at 500 Feet"|a What-If scenario]] as an act of revenge for being b ...'': Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open-mic night, huh? I'll show you! ''[He kicks the building apart.]''</poem>1 KB (152 words) - 20:14, 27 January 2011
- '''Pet store clerk''': Best? Well that's a matter of opinion. I personally like the electric snail. '''Fry''': That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one.</poem>1 KB (163 words) - 04:45, 15 October 2013
- <poem>'''Bubblegum Tate''': I've never seen such confident, powerful strokes of the ass. '''Bubblegum Tate''': [seductively] No I haven't.</poem>1 KB (162 words) - 22:50, 25 September 2013
- <poem>'''Melllvar''': I am Melllvar. Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!</poem> '''[[George Takei]]''': I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell 'Melllvar'.</poem>1 KB (189 words) - 08:52, 26 November 2016
- '''Nudar''': My doomproof platinum vest! [regretful] In retrospect, I wish I'd been wearing doomproof pants, but you know us nudists.</poem>806 bytes (104 words) - 19:39, 21 September 2011
- <poem>'''Sun God Impostor''': Heathen! I will send thee to the icy depths of Hell!</poem> '''Sun God Impostor''': You found me out. I'm not really a god. I'm just an ordinary eternal omniscient super-intelligent being.</poem>1 KB (175 words) - 23:56, 13 September 2011
- <poem>'''2980 Olympics boy''': You're my hero, Hermes! I'm gonna be just like you! ''[He jumps out of the stand and runs towards the '''2980 Olympics boy''': I'm just like Hermes! I'm just like... ''[His back snaps, the crowd gasps and Hermes winces.]''1 KB (173 words) - 19:09, 18 July 2013
- ...jected your liver and now I've got ''Garfield'' syndrome. ''[Fry sighs.]'' I hate Mondays.</poem>874 bytes (122 words) - 06:34, 20 August 2013
- ...m>'''The Professor''': I suppose if I have an Achilles' heel, it's because I bought it at that same auction.</poem>1 KB (187 words) - 07:54, 19 August 2013
- *In the final cut of the episode W. Disney became [[I. C. Wiener]], and I. C. Wiener was revealed to be [[Nibbler]] in "[[The Why of Fry]]". ...he name.]'' "Walt Disney"? Man, I always thought by this point in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls.</poem>1 KB (228 words) - 23:20, 8 August 2015
- ...much, yet. But I ''am'' Senior Lecturer of Physics at Globetrotter U. And I'd like to help you investigate.</poem>870 bytes (112 words) - 21:14, 1 December 2010
- ...an idea. Maybe if I wear my hair in a Fry-Fro. Leela will come back to me. I'll need help fluffing my 'fro with a 50-million-volt electrical shock. | That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. How can I help?2 KB (321 words) - 03:56, 16 October 2017
- ...t's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets. '''Leela''': I don't believe that story for a second.2 KB (307 words) - 00:51, 28 September 2013
- '''Grand Midwife''': Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.</poem> <poem>'''Grand Midwife''': I am the Grand Priestess!2 KB (388 words) - 07:29, 31 July 2023
- '''Detective Klaus Mandela''': Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader. '''Detective Klaus Mandela''': I could solve this crime if only I had personally watched it happen!2 KB (317 words) - 23:03, 18 January 2016
- <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon. '''Lynn''': My mom tried to commit suicide in me. I don't wanna talk about it.</poem>769 bytes (108 words) - 20:00, 29 July 2011
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- <poem>'''Tour guide''': I don't know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orientation and [[Passion Exhum855 bytes (129 words) - 21:33, 21 August 2013
- *''Down in the dungeon just Peaches and me'', a lyric in the song ''{{w|Now I'm Here}}'' by {{w|Queen (band)|Queen}}, is probably the origin of his name. <poem>'''Peaches''': I'm in the tub!</poem>754 bytes (114 words) - 23:49, 4 January 2014
- <poem>'''[[Leela]]''': I'd like a pass to swim with Mushu, please. ...Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whales. Especially Mushu.3 KB (517 words) - 15:53, 5 August 2023
- ...icks an ice cream.]'' And I like lollipops. ''[He licks a lollipop.]'' And I like you, Princess Num Num. '''Princess Num Num''': Ew! I'm all licky-sticky!3 KB (466 words) - 09:56, 5 February 2024
- ...would gather, this name was purely decided by [[The Infosphere]] in our [[I:IW|Infinite Wisdom]] - however, it was subsequently canonised with the char ...had been rather injured by a knife, and as his... As his blood, you know, I think that's what they call it...2 KB (329 words) - 23:42, 7 October 2017
- ...They discovered that I'm 160 instead of 150, ten years older than the age I've been putting down on my tax returns. ...simple, Fry. The IRS says that since those ten years are unaccounted for, I have to pay back-taxes!3 KB (475 words) - 10:00, 21 June 2011
- <poem>"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance aroun <poem>"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."</poem>847 bytes (130 words) - 00:31, 4 September 2013
- **[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]] asks, "What if I invented the [[Fing-Longer]]?" ***[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]] asks, "What if I was 500-feet tall?"4 KB (632 words) - 23:06, 15 February 2016
- <poem>'''Foreigner''': ''[Taunting the crowd.]'' I am not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my crazy passport!</poem>893 bytes (130 words) - 12:00, 21 September 2014
- ...e giant monster]]''': All I wanted was to apologise to you people! But now I have to kill you... '''Unattractive giant monster''': I told you not to talk about my momma!</poem>1 KB (213 words) - 23:09, 14 November 2014
- ...you have a second eye. [[Leela]] underwent this surgery in {{et|3ACV09}}. I doesn't seem to be a very popular surgery over all.214 bytes (37 words) - 04:48, 2 September 2013
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- <poem>'''Bender''': And, otherwise, I can never die? '''Bender''': No! I wanna live! There are still too many things I don't own!</poem>2 KB (401 words) - 19:01, 13 November 2014
- ...icted a society run by your mechanical brethren! Now first things first... I need a phaser gun and a snazzy outfit. Something that screams 'universal ov1 KB (201 words) - 05:10, 31 August 2013
- '''Fry''': But I don't want her. ...you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of1 KB (202 words) - 19:01, 20 August 2017
- '''Lrrr''': I shall annihilate... ''[Fry hugs him.]'' [sobbing] I just wanted to make my daddy proud. '''Lrrr's father''': Well, you didn't. I want you and your junk moved out by Monday.</poem>1 KB (200 words) - 23:04, 1 October 2015
- ...die''': Hi, I'm Malfunctioning Eddie, and I'm malfunctioning ''so'' badly, I'm practically ''giving'' these cars away!!!</poem> '''Malfunctioning Eddie''': Well the way I see it-- [explodes]</poem>2 KB (266 words) - 18:26, 10 June 2016
- <poem>'''Zapp Brannigan''': I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.</poem> ...looked up at the [[star]]s? ''[A few seconds pass.]'' [[Kif Kroker|Kif]], I'm asking you a question!</poem>2 KB (299 words) - 14:05, 24 February 2017
- ...she was late for her thesis presentation at Mars University.]'' I thought I set you for 7:15. '''Alarm clock''': Sorry. I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.</poem1 KB (193 words) - 15:11, 24 October 2013
- '''Bender''': Then why do I have to be careful? ...snips at the tether with his claw but it doesn't break.]'' Well, at least I'll die with my friends. Hello?</poem>2 KB (221 words) - 07:56, 24 August 2015
- <poem>'''Angle-ine''': Well, maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be! '''Bender''': Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that!</poem>2 KB (298 words) - 14:42, 25 April 2017
- '''Leela''': Oh, Fry! You must be alive; I've never been treated so romantically by my own imagination before. .... I forgot how many hundreds of degrees below zero it must be. I just wish I could convince the others you're alive.2 KB (301 words) - 02:00, 21 August 2012
- ...lis''': This time, I'm calling for the death penalty, and not just because I'm running for re-election as Supreme Mutant!877 bytes (133 words) - 10:00, 9 August 2011
- <poem>'''Emotitron Jr.''': [acting] Now that I know the truth, Father, I must ride south and join the robo-bandidos at Veracruz.</poem>872 bytes (128 words) - 18:35, 29 October 2011
- <poem>'''Chain Smoker''': I love smoking, and after I win the fight I'm heading straight to your favourite restaurant. {{er|2ACV08}}</poem>1 KB (208 words) - 03:23, 3 April 2014
- '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': $30? I can't afford that. Unless... ''[He pulls out his wallet.]'' Do you take Vis ...''': There's [[Turanga Leela|this girl who I really like]], but she thinks I'm a jerk. Can you help me?2 KB (335 words) - 17:39, 9 September 2013
- '''Dr. Cahill''': I told you, my name is Dr. ''Cahill''! '''Hermes''': Figures I'd get mangled while the blonde bimbo's on duty.3 KB (468 words) - 22:09, 17 September 2014
- ...[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]] till Philip J. Fry ate it in I, Roommate '''Bender''': Zubans? Those are the finest cigars in the universe. I can stink up a whole maternity ward with one of those things.</poem>}}907 bytes (135 words) - 21:30, 3 November 2016
- *Bolt can be seen in ""[[Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?]]"" running on a treadmill in the front of the gym '''Bender''': I think she means ten wins on the gay-circuit.1 KB (211 words) - 23:01, 20 November 2015
- '''Chaz''': I'm afraid we don't have a reservation but, as you can see, I'm the Mayor's aide. Table for two, please. <poem>'''Chaz''': Don't worry, [[Fry]]! I'll pull some strings; see if I can't get you tried as a juvenile!</poem>2 KB (261 words) - 05:52, 20 August 2013
- <poem>'''Bender''': I'm about to get down and funky with this ladybot, and I'd appreciate it if as many people as possible could know about it. Now can1,008 bytes (147 words) - 03:04, 13 December 2014
- ...obvious parody of ''[[Star Wars]]''. Most likely ''{{sw|Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace}}''. '''Leela''': Nah. I'm not in the mood for a historical documentary. I've heard good things about ''Quizblorg, Quizblorg''.</poem>1 KB (193 words) - 22:20, 16 February 2014
- ...tion]], turning one into a raccoon in a [[Anthology of Interest II#Act I: "I, Meatbag"|what-if scenario]] and modelling a [[Reanimator|resurrection devi <poem>'''Farnsworth''': Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.</poem>2 KB (230 words) - 17:56, 1 June 2012
- <poem>'''Larry the Murder Burglar''': Hey, {{Amy|hot stuff}}. I'm Larry, the murder burglar. '''Amy''': Hi, Larry. I like your tattoo.</poem>878 bytes (132 words) - 19:45, 25 January 2016
- <poem>'''Calculon''': I'll have to start at the bottom... ...''': I mean live theatre! I wrote this one-man show years ago, but I . . . I never cared enough to perform it.</poem>3 KB (434 words) - 16:27, 8 October 2016
- '''[[Leo Wong]]''': No. No, I want to. Also, I got something to say about [[Inez Wong|my wife]].</poem>910 bytes (129 words) - 17:26, 29 November 2013
- You created me Mom so I guess you're to blame<br> For the love that I feel just from hearing your name<br>2 KB (293 words) - 20:57, 11 June 2012
- ...tions had lines that were not spoken. Something to the effect of "Where am I? Is this TBS?" suggesting that Conan originally had a cameo in the episode. '''O'Brien''': Just bear with me, sir. Anyway, I'm walking to work this morning--2 KB (335 words) - 22:46, 15 January 2016
- # The Planet Express Ship says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Leela.". This may be a reference to The Master Control Progr ...arewell to Arms]]", [[Leela]] says "If only I could get back all that time I spent watching {{w|Tron: Legacy}}."2 KB (300 words) - 20:00, 24 October 2014
- <poem>'''Fry''': Hi, I'm Fry! '''Sound Effects 5000''': I'm the Sound Effects 5000! ''[Produces various police-themed sound effects.]2 KB (220 words) - 19:19, 11 May 2014
- <poem>'''Butch''': I'm Butch, leader of this place. I took your hole and you can't do nothing about it.899 bytes (125 words) - 13:27, 16 August 2017
- <poem>'''King''': You calling me crazy!? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a BOOGALEE-WOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!</poem> ...the head with a club.]'' My sanity! It's back! At last I can live the life I always... ''[The orc hits him again. He falls to the ground.]'' AH! BOOGALE1 KB (233 words) - 19:08, 9 July 2013
- ...umans before us are guilty of the crime of being humans. Come to think of, I rest my case. '''Computer Judge''': Thank you prosecutor, I will now consider the evidence.</poem>1 KB (231 words) - 23:26, 16 August 2013
- ...under the red sun... We're like ''[Impersonates them.]'' . Am I right! Am I right!</poem>1 KB (147 words) - 00:49, 23 March 2014
- '''Fry''': That's a hell of a good parrot. Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, rig '''Fry''': Alright, I'll take the 500 lizards. No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!</poe1 KB (231 words) - 09:13, 11 July 2017
- ...'[[Al Gore's head|Gore]]''': My fellow [[Earthican people|Earthicans]], as I discuss in my book ''{{w|Earth in the Balance}}'' and the much more popular '''Gore''': That's why I'm offering a bag of moon sapphires to the first scientist who can solve thi1 KB (225 words) - 10:54, 6 January 2017
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- '''Wash bucket''': No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you. ''[Kisses Scruffy passionately. ...it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.2 KB (322 words) - 12:22, 29 August 2013
- <poem>'''Leela''': I suppose we ''could'' go for a walk on the beach. '''Professional beach bully''': No thanks, ma'am, I'm actually gay.</poem>988 bytes (140 words) - 11:31, 28 April 2016
- ...|My folks]] were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope? <poem>'''Fry''': I've been kind of preoccupied.3 KB (553 words) - 22:10, 11 February 2014
- '''Treedledum''': Okey-doke. Anything else I can do? '''[[Leegola]]''': You know who I'm gonna miss? That tree guy.</poem>1,009 bytes (149 words) - 06:23, 12 October 2013
- '''Bender''': Aw, man! I can't beat that with a {{w|Craigslist}} pig! Sorry, Grundy. ''[He puts Grundy inside his chest cabinet.]'' I'll have to kill you later, for some other reason.</poem>2 KB (304 words) - 17:44, 1 August 2014
- <poem>'''Dr. Widnar''': I'm Dr. Widnar, a naturalist. '''Bender''': And I'm Bender, baby.</poem>2 KB (290 words) - 03:18, 3 April 2014
- <poem>'''Leela''': Step aside, [[Farnsworth|turkey-neck]]. I think I know the code.919 bytes (125 words) - 05:45, 21 August 2013
- ...eela]]'s poster of a chimp expressing her distaste for Mondays, which has "I Hate Mondays", a [[catchphrase]] of Garfield's, written on it {{et|2ACV19}} ...r]] put eyes on a bedspring and mounted the bedspring on a plaque reading "I HATE MONDAYS" to prove to [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsw1 KB (211 words) - 20:25, 4 January 2015
- <poem>'''Stephen Hawking''': Welcome, I am the pickled head of Stephen Hawking on a way cool rocket. {{er|TBwaBB}} ...a|Leela]]''': "Black-Hole-Hawking?" Wow! If I knew I was going to meet you I would have done something with my hair.4 KB (673 words) - 23:05, 8 January 2016
- <poem>'''Fry''': Mr. Aragonés, I'm a big fan of your cartoons and your mustache. ...s' face and puts it on. Aragonés screams.]'' If you could just quiet down, I wanted to get your opinion of my comic book.2 KB (320 words) - 04:26, 19 August 2013
- ...e both bottle and ship in half, and framed [[Fry]] with a shirt that says "I Hate Bottles", and a confession note with "From the Desk of John Zoidberg M <poem>'''Dr. Zoidberg''': Ahh! I broke the bottled ship! Professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it, pe1 KB (162 words) - 05:59, 7 July 2011
- ...} test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. <poem>'''Big rock alien''': Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks.3 KB (432 words) - 20:08, 7 August 2023
- '''Ndnd''': I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face? '''Lrrr''': I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on.1 KB (233 words) - 23:02, 16 December 2015
- ...Daniel Zenus''': If only I'd programmed the robot to be more careful what I wished for. Robot, experience this tragic irony for me. <poem>'''Fry''': Man, I wish <u>we</u> had a robot to do stuff.2 KB (312 words) - 02:18, 4 November 2014
- '''Leela 1''': Well, to be honest, I tossed a coin. It came up tails so I didn't look. '''Leela A''': That's weird. Mine came up heads, so I did.2 KB (256 words) - 20:33, 13 September 2013
- ...00. It'll strain my juices from you while filtering out the pulp. By which I mean, your shredded remains. '''{{Zoidberg}}''': Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!</poem>1 KB (149 words) - 20:02, 19 September 2014
- *{{e|3ACV18}} {{small|("[[Anthology of Interest II#Act I: "I, Meatbag"|I, Meatbag]]")}}2 KB (280 words) - 23:11, 15 February 2016
- <poem>'''Ruth''': Not in the hair, please. I just had it did.</poem> '''Bender''': I told you it's an audition!</poem>2 KB (388 words) - 23:09, 6 October 2015
- <poem>'''Chris Travers''': I give up. No one cares about my message. I never should have used the same PR guy as One Hour Hot Dog!</poem>1 KB (160 words) - 01:24, 9 August 2014
- <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon. '''[[Lynn]]''': My mom tried to commit suicide in me. I don't wanna talk about it.</poem>1 KB (158 words) - 22:42, 4 August 2012
- <poem>'''Neutral President''': I have no strong feelings one way or the other. <poem>'''Neutral President''': All I know is my gut says ''maybe''.2 KB (254 words) - 18:46, 10 June 2016
- <poem>'''Fry''': Oh, hey, Mr. Panucci, I'm back from that delivery to the cryogenics lab. '''Mr. Panucci''': Great, I'll put you on the cover of ''Big Whoop Magazine''!2 KB (369 words) - 23:24, 15 February 2016
- ...'[[Peter Avanzino]]''': I came up with the license plate of 'FEC01', which I thought was pretty funny 'cause it sounds kind of like poop.</poem>1 KB (175 words) - 23:58, 27 September 2013
- <poem>'''Jim''': I have just been informed that my last words were... "back to you, [[Linda]]" <poem>'''Morbo''': I HATED JIM!</poem>1 KB (153 words) - 15:54, 19 June 2014
- ...e fine oil-ade, son. We could use a man like you in the Robot Mafia, which I'm sorta in. '''Tinny Tim''': You flatter me, kind goon. But I'm only programmed to sell oil-ade and write in cute backwards letters like885 bytes (141 words) - 23:10, 7 March 2012
- ...m>'''Bender''': One of these Frys must be Fry. Look out Philip Fry, 'cause I got a little present for you. '''Bender''': Hang on a second Fry. I don't remember you being that ugly.2 KB (347 words) - 21:45, 8 December 2017
- ...48163840 |site=[[Twitter]] |author={{n|Rogers|Eric}} |title=@theinfosphere I can answer the "Shaun" issue now! Preferred spelling is "Sean". |date=2012- ...t, Sean evidently wooed Leela by looking her in the eye and sadly saying, "I've never been so happy", a tactic Leela was unaware of until [[Fry]] later3 KB (532 words) - 11:25, 22 November 2022
- ...g}} godlike in power that is nonetheless not God as humans conceive of it, i.e. not the creator of the universe, nor in fact good. <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': Possible. I am user-friendly, my good chum.</poem>3 KB (539 words) - 06:36, 24 March 2017
- ...rty Minutes Over Tokyo}}", where it says to {{s|Homer Simpson}}, "Welcome. I am honored to accept your waste!" and sprinkles rainbows out of the bowl. '''Japanese toilet''': Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time.1 KB (176 words) - 23:58, 26 December 2013
- '''George Takei''': I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar". <poem>'''George Takei's head''': [after hearing Bender's debate speech] I haven't heard such an eloquent speech since [[William Shatner's head|Bill S2 KB (359 words) - 22:53, 1 March 2016
- ...Dungeons & Dragons]]'', who starred as himself in "[[Anthology of Interest I]]".285 bytes (44 words) - 00:37, 23 March 2014
- * In "[[Anthology of Interest I]]", a giant {{zoidberg}} destroys [[New New York]], referencing Godzilla. * In "Anthology of Interest I", the giant Zoidberg fights a giant Bender. In "The Devil's Hands Are Idle2 KB (331 words) - 00:28, 31 October 2014
- <poem>'''Joe''': My name's Joe and I'm a defrostee. '''Joe''': When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the [[Earth]], but now they don't. It takes1 KB (172 words) - 23:32, 21 December 2010
- ...yed Alien and I kinda said I'd marry her. But I'm ''really'' a Cyclops and I'm ''really'' going to marry you.2 KB (391 words) - 06:00, 20 August 2013
- ...Leela]]''': May it please the Court... ''[Justice Dogg slams his gavel.]'' I mean, may it plizzle the cozizzle. '''Leela''': ''[She clears her throat.]'' I rest my mouth.</poem>2 KB (254 words) - 22:50, 15 January 2016
- <poem>'''Joe''': My name's Joe and I'm a defrostee. '''Joe''': When I was frozen, [[giant carrots]] ruled the [[Earth]], but now they don't. It t1 KB (160 words) - 15:52, 21 December 2010
- ...': I was surprised to see another robot in first class, most of the robots I meet are labourers. '''Bender''': I assure you I barely know the meaning of the word labour.</poem>2 KB (357 words) - 23:06, 6 October 2015
- Image:I Dated a Robot.jpg|[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]'s Liubot. ...d her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have. That, and the largest gold nugget in the world, one mile in di3 KB (511 words) - 20:40, 28 July 2013
- ...y identity and upgrade my appearance every few decades to avoid suspicion. I was all of history's great acting Robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, Davi1,016 bytes (141 words) - 23:08, 14 November 2014
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- <poem>'''Adlai''': ''[Arriving at the Arboretum.]'' I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary, a place no one could object to.1 KB (161 words) - 19:46, 25 January 2016
- ...''': Hey, Professor! I'm a Flying Spaghetti Monster. You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of flightless manicotti?1 KB (170 words) - 04:37, 22 November 2011
- <poem>'''Farnsworth''': To better understand the [[anomaly]], I will now focus its radiation on a giant medium-sized ant to see what happen '''Giant medium-sized ant''': What's going on here? I was told there would be sugar syrup.1 KB (164 words) - 04:40, 15 October 2013
- ...d parodies) of many Apple {{list of|product}}s, which insert a lower-case "i" before a common word to make a product name. iZac is another example. '''iHawk''': I'd love to, but first I need to perform surgery.2 KB (357 words) - 23:02, 14 September 2016
- ...}"!", "IGNORANT VILLAGERS AGAINST TRAVERS", and "STOP [[Earth|THE WORLD]], I WANT YOU TO GET OFF!". '''{{PAGENAME}}''': I may be just a backwoods septic tank, but I've had it up to <u>here</u> with you foreigners.2 KB (275 words) - 02:27, 27 December 2013
- <poem>'''Turanga Leela''': Oh, God. I'm actually starting to miss him. <poem>'''Serpent of Eden''': I'm just saying, is all.</poem>1 KB (189 words) - 00:15, 4 October 2013
- ...m>'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Uh-oh. I think we're walking in circles. I recognise the pattern of striations on that Gibson formation.1 KB (180 words) - 23:33, 7 March 2013
- '''Sunset Squad chaser #4''': Get them... I mean, seize them!</poem> <poem>'''Sunset Squad chaser''': [while crashing] I'm so bad at this.</poem>1 KB (188 words) - 10:52, 12 June 2016
- '''Dr. Zoidberg''': Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people. '''Truman''': Hot crackers, I take exception to that!2 KB (317 words) - 19:47, 15 May 2012
- ...]]'' and ''[[The Simpsons]]'' in various forms, usually proclaiming "Well, I never!" in disgust. ...ballon''': ''[[wiktionary:ich#German|Ich]] [[wiktionary:bin#German|bin]]'' I never!</poem>1 KB (173 words) - 23:16, 17 September 2015
- According to [[Turanga Munda]], she is "nuts". However, as of "[[I Know What You Did Next Xmas]]," she appears to be on good enough terms with ...see the kindly smile of [[Mr. Astor]]. Thanks to your husband's humanity, I lived to raise my own daughter, and she, a daughter in turn.3 KB (425 words) - 20:23, 18 November 2023
- ...supervising director on the three seasons that was on the air. But I think I... or was it four? Uh...</poem> <poem>I always forget, was it three that got stretched out to four or four that got9 KB (1,645 words) - 00:19, 22 January 2014
- ...], the [[What-If Machine]]. When asked a what-if scenario (for example ''[[I, Meatbag|what if Bender were Human]]''), the What-if Machine simulates the1 KB (205 words) - 11:06, 3 September 2013
- <poem>'''Craterface''': Hi, I'm Craterface. Welcome to Luna Park, I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir! '''Craterface''': At least I still have my self-respect. ''[Starts laughing, before breaking down into d2 KB (293 words) - 02:26, 10 January 2015
- <poem>'''Sal''': So anyways, {{Leela}}, I'd love to take a whack at ya but that 10:15 to Nutley ain't goin' nowheres '''Sal''': Why, yes I dids.1 KB (194 words) - 01:12, 1 March 2014
- '''Bender''': Well obviously I need floozies! Let's roll!</poem> '''Elzar''': Good evening, Bender. And to your lady friends may I say, [[Catchphrase#Others|"Bam"]]!1 KB (190 words) - 22:31, 7 August 2012
- '''Hank Aaron XXIV''': I'm not a holly-gram, but I am crummy.</poem>1 KB (194 words) - 12:00, 16 October 2011
- ...ic Ladyland Laptop Dances.]'' Hubba-hubba, she is built — in Mexico, I believe.</poem> <poem>'''Bender''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican and I find that offensive. ''[He opens his chest cabinet. "Hecho En Mexico" is et3 KB (395 words) - 15:31, 4 July 2013
- <poem>'''Monique''': Vaxtron, I have to tell you something. I'm...pregnant. And you're not the father!1 KB (176 words) - 22:48, 26 July 2017
- I'm from the vampire bank... that burned down? I have what remains of the contents of a safe-deposit box, belonging to a Ben1 KB (178 words) - 19:35, 13 December 2013
- ...ttle speech which was nothing but jibberish in the most heartfelt reading. I thought she gave one of the great Futurama guest performances.'}}</ref>2 KB (261 words) - 06:52, 31 August 2013
- '''Yancy Fry Jr.''': Uh, I'm sorta thinking one. ''[She hands him baby Philip J. Fry II.]'' Daddy has '''Yancy Fry Jr.'s wife''': I know what name you wanna give him Yancy. It's OK.</poem>1 KB (201 words) - 23:03, 15 January 2016
- <poem>'''Bender''': I was born on an assembly line in the bad part of Tijuana.</poem> <poem>'''Bender''': I'm gonna squeeze you out of there like Tijuana toothpaste.</poem>1 KB (174 words) - 02:40, 21 November 2013
- <poem>'''Robo-Hungarian farmer''': I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!</poem>1 KB (178 words) - 13:28, 11 November 2017
- ..."... I'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one. ''[He sobs.]'' And I never told him so. <poem>'''Bender''': Here <u>I've</u> been blabbin' on for years about killin' all humans... and who actua3 KB (445 words) - 16:04, 9 July 2015
- <poem>'''The professor''': [[Good news, everyone]]! I'm in terrible pain. '''The professor''': It's not. I've run out of <u>Good News</u>-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me2 KB (297 words) - 02:05, 4 November 2014
- <poem>'''Zapp''': How do I know these scissors aren't part of some Neutral plot? '''Leela''': But they're not even sharp. Who could I possibly hurt with them?1 KB (206 words) - 14:09, 3 September 2014
- ...|deleted scene]] Veins exclaims: "Dammit Zapp, {{st|I'm a doctor, not a...|I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!}}" referencing McCoy's catchphrase.1 KB (177 words) - 05:32, 17 February 2014
- <poem>'''Fry''': What? I'm old! Listen. [impersonating Farnsworth] Hey, you kids! Get off the lawn! '''Fry''': Uh ... I-I've got talking hump syndrome.2 KB (271 words) - 17:33, 13 December 2014
- ...ry|quote=The fish is named Cinnamon after my cat Cinnamon, that I had when I was a young child.|speaker={{n|Cohen|David|X.}}|episode=A Big Piece of Garb ...nd hands it to Wernstrom.]'' Now, sit! ''[Cinnamon doesn't do anything.]'' I said sit! ''[Still nothing.]'' Bad fish!2 KB (266 words) - 23:17, 14 November 2014
- ...perating the X-ray machine came down with a sudden case of broken neck, so I was able to bring you that delicious cake you wanted. ''[She pulls a pink, '''Professor Farnsworth''': I don't understand. Are you winking or blinking?4 KB (595 words) - 16:36, 28 September 2013
- ..., like the rest of [[Robo-Hungary]], is identical to the pre-{{w|World War I}} stereotypes of {{w|Eastern Europe|Eastern}} [[Europe]]ans. ...: [reading] To my loyal butler, [[You There]], for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in twenty equal installments of one-twentieth2 KB (352 words) - 03:53, 29 March 2014
- '''iHawk''': I'd love to, but first I need to perform surgery. [laughs] '''Zoidberg''': [angrily] That's my joke! I'll kill you!</poem>2 KB (280 words) - 04:28, 30 August 2013
- ...|village]]. It may not be [[Paris]] but it has a certain quaint charm that I, for one, wouldn't trade for [[Earth|the world]].</poem> ...glis''': This time I'm calling for the death penalty. And not just because I'm running for re-{{cat|election}} as Supreme Mutant.2 KB (293 words) - 08:55, 22 September 2023
- <poem>'''Brett Blob''': I thought I heard the doorbell but I see it was the ''dorkbell''!2 KB (287 words) - 00:13, 11 November 2014