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• You There
  |name =You There ...equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each. Upon hearing this, You There burst into tears. In [[List of deleted scenes#Season 2|a deleted scen
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• Art & You
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• Do You Want Fry with That?
  |name=Do You Want Fry with That? '''Do You Want Fry with That?''' is the fifty-sixth [[comic]] issue, released 27 July
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• The Bender You Say
  |name=The Bender You Say "'''The Bender You Say'''" is the thirteenth [[comic]] issue, which was released 28 May, 2003
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• The bender you say
  #REDIRECT [[The Bender You Say]]
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• Be Careful What You Wish For
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• I Know What You Did Next Xmas
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• You Don't Wanna Know Jak!
  |name=You Don't Wanna Know Jak! |title caption=Science FACT! (As Far As You Know!)
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• You don't wanna know jak!
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• You don't wanna know jak
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You down]]
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• Related to Items You've Viewed
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• Who's Dying To Be A Gazillionaire? (game show)
  ...in the comic [[#05]] [[Fry]] enters and wins against all and if you loose you are killed
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• Art & You
  |name = ''Art & You'' |image = [[File:Art & You.jpg|200px]]
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• You There
  |name =You There ...equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each. Upon hearing this, You There burst into tears. In [[List of deleted scenes#Season 2|a deleted scen
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• Bender Lets Loose!
  ...then you'll want to purchase my spoken word album, just 18.95! Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine.
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• Nibblonian naval uniform
  ...a fellow crew member, fine, but no more purse rides, and no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit. '''Nibbler''': I keep telling you, that's my real naval uniform.</poem>
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• Trash can
  ...worthless as you? Try catching garbage in your head and raising six kids, you dumb townie.</poem>
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• The bender you say
  #REDIRECT [[The Bender You Say]]
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• You don't wanna know jak!
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• You don't wanna know jak
  #REDIRECT [[You Don't Wanna Know Jak!]]
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• High pr dofollow High PR web 2.0
  ..., Social Monkee is a pretty wise solution! it's like asking somebody would you want to consume this insanely tasty cake for nothing? .Some individuals cou
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• Unattractive giant monster's mother
  ...]]''': All I wanted was to apologise to you people! But now I have to kill you... '''Bender''': How? By making me look at you? Hahahaha!
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• Mort
  ...echanical brethren. He obviously lost his leg because if you look closely, you can see that he has a wooden leg. He also seemed to want revenge on non-bel '''Mort''': You're...you're a robot? God has been listening to my prayers!
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• Hyperion
  <poem>'''Leela''': [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]] says you're just a dream. ...''[The space around them changes to a purple forest.]'' Could a dream take you dancing in a [[Venus]]ian garden?
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down]]
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• Santa Claus Is Gunning You down
  #REDIRECT [[List of song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You down]]
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• Yancy Fry Jr.'s wife
  ...is pocket.]'' It's a lucky clover that can help you be successful whatever you do -- even breakdancing -- and it once belonged to someone very special. '''Yancy Fry Jr.'s wife''': I know what name you wanna give him Yancy. It's OK.</poem>
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• Richie
  ...he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your friend.
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• Universe 31
  <poem>'''Leela A''': Uh, have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here? '''Fry 31''': [mechanical voice] Negative. Will you go out with me?
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• Robot fox
  ...er's foot.]'' Oh, I get it! You freed me! ''[Looks at leg without foot.]'' You lousy son of a-!</poem>
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• 1980
  <poem>'''Fry''': Wait! You're the only friend I have! '''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You really want a robot for a friend?
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• Leela-Bender relationship
  ...at that five o'clock rust. you've been up all night not drinking, haven't you? ...er, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself but for the people who love you.</poem>
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• Bob Barker's head
  ...So you lost [[Jumbonium|the atom]], huh? You're garbage, Human garbage! Do you [[Planet Express crew|brain-dead space jockeys]] have any idea how much tha ...u. I may be against the fur industry, but that won't stop me from skinning you alive! As long as no one wears the skin.</poem>
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• Magic arachnid
  '''Greyfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Largest gold nugget in the world
  <poem>'''Lucy Liu's head''': Are you the last copy of me? '''Lucy Liu's head''': Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have. That, and the larg
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• Sexlexia
  <poem>'''Leela''': You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
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• Ignus
  ...yfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a [[magic arachnid]]. Can't you count the legs? '''Greyfarn''': Six, seven, eight. Not six, eight! I'll kill you, you imbecile!</poem>
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• Santa's Workshop
  ...eing mistreated, while Santa once quoted "You signed away your rights when you were hired." The workers live in fear, with explosives coming out of the fa
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• Satan
  ...]]''': I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where [[Worms of Colón|you]]'re gonna be living! <poem>'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]''': Help! Satan! You owe me!
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• Nerdlinger
  ...CE YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG, WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW: THE WRITERS, PRODUCERS, DIREC
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• J. J. Abrams
  '''Ndnd''': I send you out to conquer a planet, and all you bring is J. J. Abrams' face? '''Lrrr''': I thought you'd like it. You haven't even tried it on.
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• Lynn's mother
  ...'[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Last time you went to the [[suicide booth]], you ended up dating it for six months. <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Ambassador Mervin
  '''Zapp''': Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it, Shrimp-y? '''Mervin''': You wanna see, Mr. Big-Shot? ''[He speaks into a radio.]'' Attack Earth. ''[The
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• Gypsy
  <poem>'''Gypsy''': You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horro '''Gypsy''': For, you see, you are a [[Were-Car]].</poem>
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• Claudia Schiffer's head
  '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': I recognize you. Didn't you use to have a body of some sort? '''Schiffer''': Yeah, but it was holding me back. You know, I just did the cover of the [[Sports Illustrated Swimcap Issue]].
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• Golf caddy
  <poem>'''Golf caddy''': Perhaps if you tightened your grip, sir... '''Zoidberg''': Ah! Thank you, golf slave.</poem>
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• Bill Clinton's head
  <poem>'''Clinton''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on L
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• Net suit
  ...ro-Droid Machine|micro-droids]]. They smell like burning rhesus monkey but you stop noticing after a while.
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• Popplers
  :''When you come to Fishy Joe's,'' :''You can pick 'em,''
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• Scary Door narrator
  <poem>'''''Scary Door'' narrator''': You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of pl ...will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a [mumbles] but you're not quite sure what he said. [mouth full] He seems to be eating somethin
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• Granny Hester
  '''[[Robot Devil]]''': Oh, I hear you loud and clear. ...Bending Rodríguez|Bender's ghost]]''': You're not Granny Hester! What have you done with Granny Hester?!
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• Thundercougarfalconbird salesman
  ...cougarfalconbird salesman''': Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty. ...you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?
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• Texas
  ...of the {{w|A.C.L.U.}}''': [singing] You can eat my [[:Category:Dogs|dog]]. You can eat my truck. {{er|4ACV05}} But you eat [[Old Freebie|my flag]] and you're outta luck!
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• Robert Wagner's head
  <poem>'''Robert Wagner's head''': Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. This is <u>truly</u> another honour.</poem>
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• Doomproof platinum vest
  <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Nudar! How'd you survive that blast!? ...t! [regretful] In retrospect, I wish I'd been wearing doomproof pants, but you know us nudists.</poem>
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• Robot builder
  ...ons to a crane which is building a Tetris wall] Little to the right, there you go. '''Leela''': Have you seen this Robot?
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• Sun God Impostor
  <poem>'''Leela''': Huh, you wouldn't think a god could be mortally wounded. '''Sun God Impostor''': You found me out. I'm not really a god. I'm just an ordinary eternal omniscient
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• Fry, Bender and Leela's replacements
  ...The real crew walks in.]'' Oh ''God'', you're alive. I mean, ''thank'' God you're alive. ''[To the replacements.]'' Sorry, check back in three days, a wee
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• Makeup for dogs
  '''Fry''': Scientists like you! '''Amy''': You perfected dog mascara?
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• Ink defense
  ...And while you're under the knife, you could also get an ink pouch to help you escape your enemies. '''[[Farnsworth]]''': That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, you imbecile!
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• Pope
  '''{{Amy}}''': Yeah, and if you <u>were</u> the Pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat", and, "Put o '''Bender''': Weren't you already pope of somethin'?
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• Reverend Pickens
  ...hose poor, innocent creatures and hogged all the credit?! I underestimated you. '''Leela''': You know I hate lying. But those [[orphans]] were so proud of me, I couldn't be
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• Judge 802
  ...'Judge 802''': You are charged with two counts of burglarcenarsony. How do you plead?
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• Fry's parrot
  ...'[He drops the cage and the parrot flies out.]'' Stupid bird! I know where you live.</poem>
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• Globetrotter University
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': Tate? What do you know about this? ...''am'' Senior Lecturer of Physics at Globetrotter U. And I'd like to help you investigate.</poem>
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• Floozies
  <poem>'''Bender''': Hey, Bender the Offender doesn't need [[Leela|you]]. Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody! '''Bender''': Well, baby, for starters you need to be honest all the time!
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• Andrew
  ...Express}}, Bender says "Hey a friend of mine said he mugged you today and you had superpowers!". ...k and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets.
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• Yo Gimme Gimme!
  *If you look closely at the image, you can see a toy that looks like [[Bender]].
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• Warden Vogel
  <poem>'''Warden Vogel''': Leela! You're worthless and no one will ever love you! '''Leela''': You used to say that all the time!
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• Nixon's campaign manager
  <poem>'''Nixon's campaign manager''': You scored big points tonight, sir. '''[[Richard Nixon's head|Nixon]]''': What are you talking about? They ate me alive out there.
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• Yetis
  '''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': What are you, a whining machine? lf you wanna worry about something, worry about the Yetis. '''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Professor Farnsworth]]''': Amy, you speak Yeti. What are they saying?
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• Ronnie
  ...d box labeled "Action Comics #1- 100 Count". It's yours for only $10.95 if you're interest-
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• Space Honey
  ...r. Zoidberg]] said that if you eat three spoonfuls of it at the same time, you fall asleep and never wake up.{{et|4ACV12}} However, he said this during [[ ...ls help you sleep, but three spoonfuls, and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up. ''Never!''</poem>
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• Book of Pickup Lines
  <poem>"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"</poem>
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• Bender's father
  <poem>'''Bender''': Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!</poem>
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• Galactic Entity
  <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.</poem> <poem>'''Galactic Entity''': You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pick-pocket.
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• Phaser eye surgery
  Phaser eye surgery is a procedure where a doctor makes it seem like you have a second eye. [[Leela]] underwent this surgery in {{et|3ACV09}}. I doe
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• 20th-century kid
  ...ine "You stink, loser!" was supposed to be much longer, having him saying "You stink, dude, even my grandmother could get past the first {{cat|gorilla}}, <poem>'''Fry''': And that's how you play the game.
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• Dave Borden
  ...isten, Fry. You're fifteen, and soon it'll be time for you to drop out. Do you have any realistic goals for the future?
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• Santa Claus' aides
  '''Aide #2''': I'll let you punch me for a buck. '''Fry''': Uh, look: we've got mail for Santa. Are you his elves?
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• Backwoods septic tank
  ...IGNORANT VILLAGERS AGAINST TRAVERS", and "STOP [[Earth|THE WORLD]], I WANT YOU TO GET OFF!". <poem>'''Chris Travers''': Why are you yokels doing this?
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• Human-horn dealer
  <poem>'''Human-horn dealer''': Welcome, friends. How may I pervert you? '''Human-horn dealer''': [whispering] Shh! You're not cops, right?
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• Borax Kid
  ...pace}} test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. <poem>'''Big rock alien''': Is that you, Borax Kid? I've got your fifty bucks.
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• Ipji
  ...that's your job, whether you like it or not. And it's my job to make sure you do your job whether I like it or not, which I do, very much!</poem> '''Leela''': But you never wore a ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
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• Big Apple Bank teller
  '''Big Apple Bank teller''': OK, you had a balance of 93 cents... <poem>'''Big Apple Bank teller''': You're opening a retirement account for $6? I'm sure a wealthy[sniffs Fry]mule
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• Transition Announcer
  <poem>'''Transition Announcer''': You've watched it! You can't unwatch it!</poem> '''Transition Announcer''': They won't know, but you will. Lucky you.</poem>
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• Hip Joint janitor
  ...: My, my, my. What's a beautiful lady like you&mdash; ah! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.</poem>
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• Wine bucket
  '''Amy''': Thank you. '''Leo Wong''': Stop seducing him, you hussy!
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• Sam (human)
  <poem>'''[[Elzar]]''': Which one of you cutie muffins gets the children's spicy squab? '''Bender''': Ah-ah-ah! What do we say when someone gives you something?
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• Helium miners
  <poem>'''Leela''': Attention, helium miners. Can you hear me? '''Bender''': In the meantime, you should sing a song, to keep your spirits up. How about... "{{w|Camptown Rac
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• Great Wizard Greyfarn
  <poem>'''Greyfarn''': Curse you, [[Momon]], queen of all that is evil and not very good in bed! And I not s '''Greyfarn''': It's not a magic bug, you dope. It's a magic arachnid. Can't you count the legs?
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• Big rock alien
  ...-space test was to teach you to work together! But you couldn't. Thanks to you, I lost my bet with the Borax Kid. ...is conflict. ''[The big rock alien neuters the Earthicans.]'' I have freed you from the tyranny of gender. Now go in peace. Or actually stay here. I'll go
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• Gerald Ford's head
  <poem>'''[[Bill Clinton's head|Clinton]]''': [to Leela] Hey, sugar cookie. You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. ...ip J. Fry|Fry]]''': [to Clinton] Hey, I remember you. I was gonna vote for you one time. But voting isn't cool so I stayed home alone and got trashed on L
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• Dr. Perceptron
  ...tron''': Greetings. I am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax. ...the following: {{Fry|You}} were admitted to this robot asylum. Therefore, you must be a robot. Diagnosis complete.
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• Jellyfish nurse
  <poem>'''Jellyfish nurse''': Are you ready to operate, doctor? '''Zoidberg''': [angrily] That's my joke! I'll kill you!</poem>
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• Wash bucket
  ...': No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you. ''[Kisses Scruffy passionately.]'' ...eet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
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• Lynn
  ...'[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Last time you went to the [[suicide booth]], you ended up dating it for six months. <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Treedledum
  <poem>'''[[Great Wizard Greyfarn]]''': Thank you, kindly, Treedledum. '''[[Leegola]]''': You know who I'm gonna miss? That tree guy.</poem>
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• Peace officer
  <poem>'''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': You guys were totally out of control. '''[[URL]]''': Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do.</poem>
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• Hank Aaron
  ...fun with that? '''Aaron''': Son, you've lost me. I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. }}</ref>
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• Partridge Family Lunchbox
  ...s a taste of what it was like to be a swingin' dude back in the dat. Catch you on the flip side, man. P.S. {{w|Lyndon LaRouche|Larouche}} for President in
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• Gold violin
  ...5]] requires me to inform you that if you can best me in a fiddle contest, you win back Bender's soul. As well as a solid gold fiddle.
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• Smart-ass teen
  ...en''': ''[He holds up the salad and a nozzle.]'' What kinda cheese fillin' you want on that? ...holds up the Fruit Cup and the nozzle again.]'' What kinda cheese fillin' you want on that?</poem>
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• Djambi
  ...ress|my business]] [[scammer Aliens|stolen]], I... have to make ends meet. You <u>will</u> be careful? ...t''': No need to explain. I too have known... unconventional love. Perhaps you and I... and Djambi... could get together and compare notes sometime, eh?
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• Albert Einstein
  <poem>'''Farnsworth''': You can barely remember your own name, Einstein. {{er|6ACV05}} ...ocked was a start, but, once I activate this processor, I'll be all like, "You're a big dummy, Einstein! Get a haircut!" {{er|6ACV25}}</poem>
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• Whale biologist
  '''Whale biologist''': Well, you asked the right guy. I'm the whale biologist. Though personally I hate whal '''Leela''': Then why'd you become a whale biologist?
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• Mrs. Beeler
  '''Mrs. Beeler''': I love you, too, but you move too slow.</poem>
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• Oil-ade
  <poem>'''Bender''': That's some fine oil-ade, son. We could use a man like you in the Robot Mafia, which I'm sorta in. '''Tinny Tim''': You flatter me, kind goon. But I'm only programmed to sell oil-ade and write in
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• Phillip Fry
  ...e Frys must be Fry. Look out Philip Fry, 'cause I got a little present for you. '''Bender''': Hang on a second Fry. I don't remember you being that ugly.
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• Japanese toilet
  '''Japanese toilet''': Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time. '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Sorry, you know too much.</poem>
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• Slurm Queen
  ...a [[Space Bee|bee]]'s behind, milk comes from a [[cow]]'s behind, and have you ever had toothpaste? '''Slurm Queen''': You don't want to know!</poem>
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• Dr. Banjo
  <poem>'''The Professor''': As a Professor of Science, I assure you we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. '''Dr. Banjo''': I cannot speak for you, sir. But my ancestors were not monkeys. They were orangutans. Hard working
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• The Son of the Sun (character)
  <poem>'''The Son of the Sun''': You see, sundials normally cast shadows, but mine casts solar light with 5,785 ...of the Sun''': It's "kill you all instantly" in Fahrenheit and "obliterate you on contact" in Celsius! Does that help?</poem>
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• Youthasizing
  ...Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': We've decided to do the merciful thing and have you youthasized. '''Farnsworth''': You sound just like my tennis instructor. ''[He climbs into the tar.]''
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• The Good Book 3.0
  '''Bender''': Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it! ''[The Preacherbot tuts and
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• Poster guy
  ...nces show unhappiness or depression, like the poster of "You gotta do what you gotta do".
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• Stage Mom 7.0
  ...ling wires.]'' What's this? ''[She snaps the wires out.]'' What did I tell you? ''[She whips him with every word.]'' No. More. Hanging. Wires!</poem>
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• Ranger Park
  ..."Top Quality Exercycle For Sale" and could you put "top quality" in bold? You can't? OK, whatever.</poem> '''[[Bender]]''': What are you doing with that?
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• Museum of Ancient Weaponry
  <poem>'''Fry''': You haven't won yet, Mervin! You didn't expect us to even go to a museum, much less steal this ancient heat- '''[[Ambassador Mervin]]''': I don't even know you.</poem>
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• Lucy Liu's head
  <poem>'''Lucy Liu's head''': Are you the last copy of me? '''Lucy Liu's head''': Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image, and in the end that's all I really have. That, and the larg
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• Mobile app
  ...se that free app that tells you what [[:Category:Restaurants|restaurants]] you are near, and by "that free app" she means [[the ship]]'s window. <poem>'''Bender''': Fry?! How'd you find me?
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• Acting Unit 0.8
  ...der''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're a thousand years old? Your bio says you're 27!
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• Edge of the Universe
  ...a location that universe consists of a brick wall and machinery that lets you look into a near by [[alternate universes|an alternate universe]].
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• Thespo-mat
  ...der''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're a thousand years old? Your bio says you're 27!
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• Flarg
  |first appear = {{clink|US#056|Do You Want Fry with That?}} * {{clink|US#056|Do You Want Fry with That?}}
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• Leonardo DiCaprio's head
  ...[Leonardo Da Vinci]]] It's an honour to meet you, Leonardo. And may I say, you were great in ''Titanic''. ''The Beach''... ehhh. '''Professor Farnsworth''': That's Leonardo DiCaprio, you blockhead!</poem>
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• Mystic aldermen of the sun
  <poem>'''Mystic alderman #1''': Thank you for your heroism, Earth robot. You have saved your planet from becoming a lifeless ball of fire. '''Mystic alderman #2''': You are now the greatest hero in Earth's history.
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• Keg Robot
  ...had a drink. ''[He pumps the keg.]'' Crummy keg! It's completely ta-- Oh, you're a robot!
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• Serpent of Eden
  '''Serpent of Eden''': Maybe you two belong together. '''Turanga Leela''': We do not. And you can't talk.
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• 2980 Olympics boy
  <poem>'''2980 Olympics boy''': You're my hero, Hermes! I'm gonna be just like you! ''[He jumps out of the stand and runs towards the limbo stick.]''
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• Mom's Caustic Anti-Fungal Bleach
  '''Man''': Do you suffer from the heartbreak of...? '''Man''': Then, you, Mr. or Mrs....
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• Zookeeper
  <poem>'''Roosevelt''': You've saved the Gemerald! ...course not, my lair's a hundred times nicer than this. You think I'd show you my lair?</poem>
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• Mom buying Planet Express
  '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Then they should cut you a break! In my day, old people had it easy, senior discount at the movies, '''[[Mom]]''': ''[On screen.]'' Don't let the door hit you on the way out, 'cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!</poem>
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• Cavitar Toothpaste
  <poem>'''[[Slurm Queen]]''': And have you ever used toothpaste? {{er|1ACV13}} '''Slurm Queen''': You don't wanna know.</poem>
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• Harry S. Truman's head
  ...>'''Truman''': If you're here to make peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender. '''Truman''': Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?
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• Hot dog vendor
  '''Bender''': Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered? '''Hot dog vendor''': Wait a minute. You're not the [[guy who delivers the rat droppings]]!</poem>
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• Heather
  ..., botulism toxin tightens and tones the facial muscles, instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable. '''Farnsworth''': Oof, you sound just like my tennis instructor.</poem>
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• 711
  ...cigars and gum. Its policy is "If you're not completely satisfied, I hate you", and, if a person isn't satisfied, then they are ejected by a conveyor bel
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• Emperor Chop Chop
  <poem>'''Emperor Chop Chop''': No one can save you now, Leela. '''Emperor Chop Chop''': Well, obviously Zapp Brannigan could save you... ''[Zapp Brannigan walks in.]'' Zapp Branningan!!
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• Fry's breakdancing crew
  <poem>'''Crew member with green shoes''': Phil. You're hot! <poem>'''Crew member with red shoes''': Fry. If I <u>ever</u> see you try anything that crazy again, this crew might just have some new {{w|parac
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• Striped-tie lawyer
  ...up to Mr. X and points at him with his right hand.]'' Including the crime you made up yourself called burglarcenarsony?</poem>
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• Frank Tubesteak
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• Chaz
  '''Chaz''': I'm afraid we don't have a reservation but, as you can see, I'm the Mayor's aide. Table for two, please. <poem>'''Chaz''': Beat it, kids! Come back when you got connections!</poem>
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• Guy who delivers the rat droppings
  ...ing Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered? '''[[Hot dog vendor]]''': Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings!</poem>
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• New New York v. Bender (3011)
  <poem>'''[[Judge 724]]''': You're on trial in courtroom three. ...udge 802]]''': You are charged with two counts of burglarcenarsony. How do you plead?
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• Zylex
  ...tion saying "And introducing Zylex". <!-- elchupra nebray --- Are you sure you spelt his name correctly? -->
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• Lord Mayor of Cologne
  '''[[Fry]]-Droid''': Obviously you've never been in love!</poem> <poem>'''[[Lord Mayor of Cologne]]''': You've damaged your brain, Universe, but no more than a week of binge drinking
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• Grand Midwife
  ...and Midwife''': Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.</poem> '''[[Dr. Zoidberg]]''': Do you validate parking?</poem>
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• Vaxtron
  ...>'''Monique''': Vaxtron, I have to tell you something. I'm...pregnant. And you're not the father!
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• Wikipedia
  ...vil''': A ghost! ''[Bender's ghost approaches the Robot Devil.]'' Oh, it's you. '''Robot Devil''': Fry's dead, you say? Funny. That's not what it says on {{w|Fry (Futurama)|his Wikipedia pag
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• Edwards
  ...ds''': I'll just use my...''opposable thumb''... ''[He signs the board.]'' You know normally I don't go for New World monkeys, but I am digging your uprig '''[[Guenter]]''': Jeez Edwards, hitting on a delivery marmoset? Why don't you just show her your big blue ass?
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• Main Page
  ===What else you got?=== ...s]]? {{cat|s=no|Technology}}? [[list of planets|Planets]]? This link's for you.
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• Felicity
  '''Zapp Brannigan''': Watch where you're shooting, [[DOOP Army|private]]! You spooked Felicity.
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• Glurmo
  ...ene]]] Why, [[Hattie McDoogal|you mother-father, you son of a beach towel, you rotten basketball]]!</poem>
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• Francis X. Clampazzo
  <poem>'''Joey''': They're coming straight toward our proximity. Maybe you should give 'em the clamps, Clamps. ...very single day at every opportunity? [shouting] You're a freaking genius, you idiot!</poem>
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• Greeting card
  You created me Mom so I guess you're to blame<br> You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami<br>
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• Whitey v. Calculon
  ...you. ''[He walks toward the door.]'' Ordinarily, to see acting like that, you'd have to sit through a tampon commercial. ''[To Judge Ron Whitey.]'' That
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• Record-your-own-message card
  <poem>'''Fry''': I just have to sign Leela's birthday card. How do you spell "XO"? '''Amy''': Guh! It's a record-your-own-message card. You don't sign it. You leave a nude video greeting.
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• April
  <poem>'''April''': It's better for us to just be ourselves. You, as wrinkled as a prune. '''Farnsworth''': You, fat as the queen of sea cows.
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• Let's go already!
  <poem>'''Bender''': Here's a little song I wrote to cheer [[Amy|you]] up. It's called... {{er|6ACV04}} <poem>'''Bender''': Cheer up, Fry. I'll sing you a tune you <u>can</u> identify. {{er|7ACV23}}
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• Bender is great!
  ...corn, I still don't care / Bender cracked corn and he is great / Take that you stupid corn!</poem> '''Bender''': I'm not blamin' myself. I'm blamin' ''you!''
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Independence Day Weekend
  | You don't need to call room service, just say your order out loud. ...essor, Headless Agnew and I are on a mission to restore my reputation. Can you help?
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• A.V. Club
  ...nga Leela|Leela]]''': This is a biographic projector. It'll help me assign you your place in society. ''[Approaches Fry with red and black stereo wires.]' '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Listen, if you need help with those cables, I was in A.V. Club. ''[She suction-cups the wi
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• Ronald Reagan's head
  <poem>'''Professor Farnsworth''': Hey, Reagan. Remember when you asked to see my family tree? '''Ronald Reagan's head''': I asked you to leave me alone.</poem>
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• Giant diamond
  <poem>'''Fry''': Wait. ''That's'' the bead you traded your land for? '''Bender''': Oh, Chief, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!</poem>
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• Barbados Slim
  <poem>'''Hermes''': Barbados Slim! What are you doing here? Last time I heard you were in Barbados! <poem>'''Barbados Slim''': You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye, forever!
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• English language
  <poem>'''[[Dr. John A. Zoidberg|Zoidberg]]''': ''[Angry.]'' Fry! I challenge you to ''[[Claw-Plach]]''! ''[He clacks his claws.]'' ...ut I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. ''[Shouting.]'' You speak English?
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• Five-eyed woman
  <poem>'''Fry''': Hey, Alcazar, you left somebody off the guest list. ''[The five-eyed woman enters in a weddin '''Five-eyed woman''': Alcazar, why you are so late for our wedding? And why you have only one eye
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• Donkey Kong
  ...nt Nixon''': ''[Nixon signs the peace accord.]'' There. No major crap-ups. You're on Mr. Ambassador. <poem>'''Fry''': What do you guys want?
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• Cereal girl
  ...: As an active Mother I care about these things. I'll check the box while you start eating? '''Cereal Girl's Mom''': You can really see the sugar!
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• Korean girls
  <poem>'''Bender''': Did you see me?! History came alive an' I killed it! '''Cubert''': If I overclock you some more, maybe we can beat those Korean girls!</poem>
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• Lrrr's father
  '''Lrrr's father''': Well, you didn't. I want you and your junk moved out by Monday.</poem>
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• Patchcord Adams
  ...d move his arms, to which Bender responded "if I weren't I'd be strangling you". After looking at Bender's chart, he escaped off. Patchcord Adams was lat <poem>'''Patchcord Adams''': You know why they are using [[Windows 3000]] as a prison guard?
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• Stupid Ages
  '''Leela''': You just say that because you're primitive. People in your day were backwards and crude.
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• Machine language time code
  ...s to the last three. If you reduce it to its top-left corner of 3x3 bits, you can see that the first three columns are actually just the numbers zero, th ...tstrap paradox include your future self travelling back in time and giving you something, Lars Fillmore, and Fry becoming his own grandfather.
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• Angle-ine
  ...m>'''Angle-ine''': Well, maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you're pretending to be!
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• M5438
  ...One day you will evolve beyond your physical body and on that day, I hope you will pick up the phone.</poem>
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• Hermaphrobot
  ...''chico''! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stoopid, stoopid? '''Hermaphrobot''': You couldn't afford it, honey! ''[Snaps fingers.]''</poem>
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• 711 clerk
  '''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': I believe you're forgetting about our 5% military discount. .... Our policy is: If for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.
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• Astor family
  ...is a very {{w|Astor family|old}} and wealthy family from [[New New York]]. You may be looking for one of the following members:
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• Alien Overlord & Taylor Clerk
  ...''': $30? I can't afford that. Unless... ''[He pulls out his wallet.]'' Do you take Visa? ...uranga Leela|this girl who I really like]], but she thinks I'm a jerk. Can you help me?
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• Gary Gygax (character)
  |image text="It's a pleasure to meet [[Philip J. Fry|you]]!" ...ygax''': It's a... ''[He rolls a dice.]'' Pleasure to meet [[Philip J. Fry|you]]!</poem>
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• New New York v. Bender (3001)
  <poem>'''Bender''': Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme s '''Hookerbot''': Bender, honey, we love you!
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• Femputer
  '''Femputer''': You heard the man.</poem> <poem>'''Femputer''': Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?
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• Joan Rivers' head
  <poem>'''Rivers''': Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body! It' ...ers''': Oh, and here's washed-up actor, whatshisname, [[Harold Zoid]]. Are you presenting one of those tacky honorary awards, or just getting one?
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• Edna
  <poem>'''Edna''': I heard you went to [[Earth]] and became a rich {{cat|doctor}}. <poem>'''Edna''': Teach me to love, [[Philip J. Fry|you squishy poet from beyond the stars]]!</poem>
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• Snooty House
  <poem>'''Chet''': I say! You've damaged our servants quarters. And our servants. <poem>'''Chet''': I say, Robot House, your water craft is as ill-designed as you yourselves.
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• Warner Bros.
  ...Bender bursts out of the screen saying ''"Ba-lap-ba-lap-ba-lap-That's all you get, jerks!"''
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• Francine (human)
  ...00 with the appropriate episode code, or comic number in the form {{c|0}}. You can look up the codes on the Episode Listings page, accessible from the Mai '''[[Zapp Brannigan]]''': I heard you the first time, Francine!
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• Tonya
  ...ews.mtv.com/2013/08/22/futurama-stench-and-stenchibility-clip/|title=So Do You Think Bender’s Got Talent In This ‘Futurama’ Clip? [EXCLUSIVE]|author <poem>'''{{Leela}}''': Don't you lay a hand on that [[:Category:Angels|angel]]!
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• Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences
  <poem>'''Ndnd''': What I want to know is what is on between you and [[Turanga Leela|Bossy Boots]] here. '''Ndnd''': Exactly. She nagged you, tormented you and pushed you around. That is my job! This must be settled. I demand the ancient ritual o
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• Abner Doubledeal
  ...11|accessdate=2011-6-23|speaker={{n|Cohen|David X.}} |quote='Tom Kenny, if you're a Spongebob fan. Tom Kenny will be back as Abner Doubledeal, the fast ta ...I'm a connoisseur of jerks like you who pick fights in movie theatres and you're the biggest I've ever seen.
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• IHawk
  <poem>'''[[Jellyfish nurse]]''': Dr. Zoidberg has twice the training you do. <poem>'''Jellyfish nurse''': Are you ready to operate doctor?
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• Moose and Mandy
  <poem>'''Moose''': Uh, Leela, you look hot. '''Mandy''': Jeez, Moose! Just dump me right in front of her, why don't you.
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• The Board Game Games
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places '''Kif''': Yes you can! You two finish without me. I'll keep these two busy by getting all Amphibiosan
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• Volume 4
  ...CE YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE TO TRANSLATE AN EASTER EGG, WE DO OWE YOU SOMETHING. SO HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE SHOW: THE WRITERS, PRODUCERS, DIREC
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• Sound Effects 5000
  '''Fry''': Wow! That would be impressive if you were a human! <poem>'''Police officer''': Yeah, that's great. Now can you actually turn on the ignition?
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• King of Cornwood
  <poem>'''King''': You calling me crazy!? Just 'cause I got a hotel in my foot, don't make me a BO <poem>'''King''': ''[To a passing orc.]'' What the...!? You're not made of Tuesday! ''[The orc hits him over the head with a club.]'' M
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• Droidel
  <poem>'''[[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]]''': Do you spin a dreidel made from clay? ...ng Rodríguez|Bender]]''': Mine is called a droidel and it's rigged to make you pay.</poem>
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• Stink lizards
  '''Fry''': Leela! Oh, my God! You saved my life. I am gonna get you so many lizards!</poem>
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• Ndnd
  <poem>'''Ndnd''': Would [[Lrrr|you]] like some [[Leela|human]] with your salt?</poem> <poem>'''Ndnd''': Why don't [[Lrrr|you]] just inject some fat straight into your ass and cut out the middle man?</
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• Robot Santa Claus
  ...econd Build a Bot in the [[Toynami Futurama Figures]]. From Series 4 to 6, you are able to collect parts of this toy, to assemble yourself. <poem>'''Robot Santa''': I'll be back. Back when you least expect it: Next Xmas! Ho, ho, ho!</poem>
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• Clobberella
  ...name for this section, since it's not really a biography. Help me out, if you can think of a better one.--> :"Clobberella beats you up,
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• Clippie Awards
  '''[[LaBarbara]]''': We couldn't be more proud of you. Unless, of course, you had won the award.</poem>
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• The Crushinator
  <poem>'''Crushinator''': Thank you, [[Bob Barker's head|Bob Barker]]. I'm as happy as a girl can be. End state <poem>'''[[Fry]]''': Oh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you?
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• A Close Shaving
  ...is claws to cut the man's moustache completely off. The man is shocked.]'' You are a buffoon. Now cut my beard. ...n's head bounces through the door. The barber waves the man's hat.]'' Sir, you forgot your hat! ''[The film ends with the captions "The End" and "Buy Moxi
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• Reverend Lionel Preacherbot
  ...might be looking for someone to play a preacher, [dramatically] I welcome you.</poem> ...fast forwarded.]'' take this woman before you...in sickness...to love...do you part?
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• Micky
  <poem>'''[[Phil LaMarr|Friend #1]]''': Hey, Micky... You seem kinda down. '''[[Tress MacNeille|Friend #2]]''': You should try some sugar-blasted Purpleberry Puffs.
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• Macchina magnifica
  '''Fry''': And I helped! ... Wait, you told me it was an unstoppable ice cream machine! <poem>'''Leonardo da Vinci''': Oh yeah?! Let's see how hard you're when my doomsday machine chops off your face!</poem>
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• Charles
  <poem>'''Calculon''': If you'll just give me the keys to my trailer&mdash; ...elf to be holding a cell phone to his ear. He holds up the phone.]'' Thank you, Charles. That'll be all.
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• Xmas
  ...However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas Eve, because you'll probably be killed (horribly) by [[Robot Santa]]. {{er|2ACV04}} ...f song performances#Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down|Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down]]"
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• Zapp Gets Cancelled
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• I. C. Wiener
  :''If you were looking for the character that used this pseudonym, see [[Nibbler]]'' '''Fry''': Who are you monsters? Is one of you I. C. Wiener?
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• Los Angeles
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|Farnsworth]]''': ...You're in Los Angeles! '''[[Turanga Leela|Leela]]''': Exactly, you're in L.A.
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• Antonin Scalia's head
  '''Bender''': That's her right there, with the "I'm gonna kill you, Bender" look in 'er eye. '''Antonin Scalia's head''': Hey, aren't you the robot who robbed me at gunpoint last year?
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• Rich Moore
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• Phil Hartman
  ...to go and then, you know, he was killed just a couple of weeks later. And you know, it was incredibly sad to see this guy, when he came in, so full of li
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• King Wendell Colonel Clown III
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• Philip J. Fry, II
  '''[[Yancy Fry, Jr.]]''': Phil, some kind of trash can here to see you. He's coming. '''Philip J. Fry II''': Are you made of {{w|Tinkertoy}}?
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• Execu-Tor
  ...death in the year [[3001]], Execu-Tor met with Vladimir's relatives and [[You There|butler]] in his office for the reading of the will. {{er|2ACV18}} [[ <poem>'''Execu-Tor''': [reading] To my loyal butler, [[You There]], for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in twen
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• Nudar
  ...Nudar''': That's just what the guys who oppose the things you support want you to do.</poem> '''Nudar 1''': Nothing gets past ''you'', eagle-eye.</poem>
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• Thubanian leader
  ...t the technology to save our planet was lost. Lost, that is, until I heard you speak at "[[Mars University]]". '''Amy''': So you called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
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• O'Grady's Pub
  '''Nibbler''': No. You? ''[Digby grabs a pair of keys.]'' Give me that. You're in no condition ''[He hiccups.]'' to fly. ''[Digby accidentally drops th
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• Recruitment officer
  '''Bender''': You know... Playin' you all for chumps? ...-President]] [[headless clone of Agnew|Agnew]] the remote.]'' I'm awarding you the Purple Heart.
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• Enos Fry
  <poem>'''Fry''': You almost got neutered! <poem>'''Fry''': She sure is pretty. You ought to marry her and father some children right away.
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• Cavern on the Green
  <poem>'''Waiter on the Green''': While you await your "friend", allow me to read from a prepared history of our cavern <poem>'''Elzar''': Hey, aren't you the loser who got stood up on [[Elzar's Fine Cuisine|my other restaurant]]?
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• Radiator planet
  <poem>'''Fry''': Well, you guys might both be losers, but I just made out with that radiator woman fro
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• Bont the Viscous
  '''Fry''': Hey, wait a minute! Who are you? '''Fry''': Oh, you're welcome.
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• IZac
  <poem>'''iZac''': It's obvious, {{Bender|Mr. B}}. You're in love. <poem>'''iZac''': You got it! Right after <u>these</u> 800 people get!
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• Salmonella
  ...ycentral.tumblr.com/post/50165382536/countdown-to-futurama-make-o-matic-if-you-were|title=Countdown to Futurama: Make-O-Matic|date=2013-5-11|site=[[Comedy <poem>'''Bender''': Can I have your autograph and also you tell me everything you know about folk singing and I'll take your guitar too?
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• For Your Eyes Mainly
  '''Nine''': Who sent you?! Why are you dressed like Fry?!</poem>
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• Andy Warhol
  <poem>'''Andy Warhol''': Hi, I'm Andy Warhol, and you're some kind of...marvelous lobster man. '''Zoidberg''': Right on! Say, you got any real soup, or just this schlock?
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• Anti-Human Patrol
  ...1.png|left|thumb|The propaganda behind {{Fry}} and {{Leela}} says "I want you for the Anti-Human Patrol"]]
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• Robot Stack
  ...e. ''[Robot Stack stands up.]'' But it's not enough to convict the Donbot. You'll have to testify... In ''open'' court. ...g you in the witness relocation programme. ''[Bender uncovers his eyes.]'' You'll be given a new identity, a new place to live, and this [[iPod]]. ''[Robo
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• Omicronian invasions of Earth
  ...{{omicronian|Omicronian people}} have invaded [[Earth]] on four occasions. You may be looking for one of the following.
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• Malfunctioning Eddie
  <poem>'''Malfunctioning Eddie''': Pleased to meet you. <poem>'''Victor''': The doctor says you are making great strides with your exploding problem.
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• Dr. Adlai Atkins
  ...is jigsaw puzzle of a pacifier factory makes me want to have children with you all the more.</poem>
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• Space Bee Queen
  ...g my booty for these fat jerks. ''[The bees glare at him.]'' I didn't mean you're all fat. Just Fatso there. ''[He points at a fat bee.]'' '''Space Bee Queen''': ''[In bee talk.]'' You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids.</poem>
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• Bender's Game Part 3
  ...a notes that he "made a bo-bo." he also doesn't rhetorically ask "You mean you've known I was sentient?" *Hermaphrodite doesn't say "You may pass."
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• Farnsworth's tennis instructor
  '''Farnsworth''': You sound just like my tennis instructor.</poem>
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• James Bond
  ...a way reminiscent of the James Bond film ''{{w|You Only Live Twice (film)|You Only Live Twice}}''.
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• Osirian High Priest
  '''Bender''': [crying] I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep! '''Osirian High Priest''': We shall read things off you.
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• Schlump
  <poem>'''Leela''': You won't send me any spam, will you?
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• Flexo
  ...pped by Bender and says, "Thanks, I appreciate that. Nah, I'm joshing with you, that was quite annoying!" While initially it is assumed by Fry, that this ...'''Flexo''': Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. Nah, I'm just kidding, you're a joker.</poem>
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• Welcome to my Nightmall
  <poem>'''Bender''': Fry, you fool! Don't you see! When you buy in the dream, you buy in real life!</poem> ...disturbing! You think you can trust your own subconscious. Well, at least you're not [[Kif Kroker|Kif]] again.</poem>
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• Europe
  '''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You... You're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Eur
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• Le Grand Cigar
  ...George Burns until grave-robbing {{cat|s=no|space}} mushrooms -- Uh, well you know the rest.</poem>
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• Leonardo da Vinci
  '''[[Schlump]]''': Da Vinci give you any trouble? '''Professor Farnsworth''': Leonardo? You're alive? Here?
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• Resin-offering robot
  {{q|<poem>'''Resin-offering robot''': Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate? '''ROR''': Well let me just patch you up with some hot resin.
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• Leg Mutant
  '''Leg Mutant''': You're pulling me!</poem> *{{clink|US#036|You Don't Wanna Know Jak!}}
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• The Flowering Inferno
  ...ower stand, before the falafel guy takes my spot, but it was great to meet you.</poem>
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• Detective Klaus Mandela
  '''Detective Klaus Mandela''': Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader. '''Detective Klaus Mandela''': Come on, Gabriel. You must've seen somethin'!
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• Mammoths
  ...n his sausage at [[Oktoberfest]] in 3012. It won third place (or first, if you count the death of the first and second place winners -- Bender does).
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• Tin signs
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• Good News
  ...'': It's not. I've run out of <u>Good News</u>-brand herbal supplement. If you don't get me more <u>Good News</u>, everyone, my arthritis will make me sei '''Hermes''': Sacred weed, you say? ''[He picks up the professor's Good News bottle and smells the supplem
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• Gus
  <poem>'''Gus''': Oh, I'm not drunk, I'm mentally ill. But I likes what what you said.</poem> '''Gus''': Okay, but I what warn you. Bullets generally pass right through me. ''[The Killbots shoot him.]'' Yes
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• Sean
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': All you have to do is look her in the eyes and say [sadly] I've never been so happy <poem>'''Sean''': Dude, you broke my reed! You owe me like a dollar!
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• Jezebel
  '''Bender''': That's what I like best about you, baby.</poem>
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• Fulcrum County Prism
  ...sudden case of broken neck, so I was able to bring you that delicious cake you wanted. ''[She pulls a pink, multi-level cake out from under the table, poi '''Professor Farnsworth''': I don't understand. Are you winking or blinking?
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• 3011 Young People's Choice Awards
  '''[[Fry]]''': I hope you win, Leela. '''Leela''': Thanks, Fry. It's nice to have the support of {{w|viewers like you}}.
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• Billy West (character)
  <poem>'''Fry''': You sure you don't want to [[kill all humans]]?
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• Mr. and Mrs. Kroker
  ...The final stage of my species' life cycle is a colony of flying hookworms. You just squashed part of my father. '''Inez Wong''': Sorry. I guess you got plenty of bugs to spare, though.
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• Umbriel
  <poem>'''Umbriel''': Here you go, darlin'. '''Umbriel''': Oh, you speak fish?
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• Darth Trocious
  <poem>'''Darth Trocious''': You're dead, Earth man!</poem>
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• Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits
  ...'''The [[Grumpy Snail (character)|Grumpy Snail]]''': ''[On TV.]'' Yes. Now you can hear Holophonor virtuoso Philip Fry play 900 of these classic themes in ...]'' Only $14.99 for a two-record set. Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer!
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• Mildred Fry
  <poem>'''Fry''': You know what really cheers you up, baking a tray of sugar cookies.
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• Ms. Johnson
  <poem>'''{{Leela}}''': You've changed, Fry. <poem>'''Fry''': Ms. Johnson. You've never lied to me. Am I still a good person?
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• Bender-Amy relationship
  : Bender: Whoa! You look a lot better than you used to for some reason. : Amy: (sexfully) You're not so bad yourself, big boy.
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• Phaser
  '''Mort''': You're...you're a robot? God has been listening to my prayers! '''Bender''': Are you Philip. J. Fry?
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• Hattie McDoogal
  <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': It's got a TV, you young whatchacallit... idiot.</poem> <poem>'''Hattie McDoogal''': You ate my change!</poem>
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• Blatherbot
  ...ms a Human had been rather injured by a knife, and as his... As his blood, you know, I think that's what they call it... ...oubt he intended to say doctor, but he was unable to complete his thought, you see, being as he had died. So, taking him at his word, we dragged his corps
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• Max Weinberg's head
  <poem>'''[[Conan O'Brien's head|Conan O'Brien]]''': Thank you, thank you. Let's get started. Max, play me over. ''[Max Weinberg's head is just a sku
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• Sgt. Feces Processor
  <poem>'''[[Billionaire Bot]]''': You'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sgt. Feces Processor.</poem>
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• Singing Wind
  ...it was placed on Earth to warn Earthicans against visiting Mars ("Why did you think we were so eager to leave this dump in the first place?") <poem>'''Singing Wing''': You mean family that took all Martian land and gave us one lousy bead?
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• Little Orphan Android
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• Petunia's Self-Serve Bee Farm
  '''[[Petunia]]''': Are you sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight
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• Old Man Waterfall
  <poem>'''Bender''': And you wanna defend Zoidberg? Are you familiar with the old robot saying "does not compute"? <poem>'''Old Man Waterfall''': You can crush me, but you can't crush my spirit! [''The [[Mobile Oppression Palace]] crushes him''] O
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• Sergio Aragonés' head
  '''Sergio Aragonés' head''': You want it? Take it. It's brought me nothing but misery. ...ps the mustache off Aragonés' face and puts it on. Aragonés screams.]'' If you could just quiet down, I wanted to get your opinion of my comic book.
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• Ludwig van Beethoven
  ...distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever. {{er|3ACV22}} '''Bender''': Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!</poem>
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• Crummy robot
  <poem>'''Leela''': Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look.
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• Neutral People
  ...ral, [[Zapp Brannigan]], of [[Earth]]. Brannigan argues that with enemies you have knowledge of their position, but neutral people's position is complete ...m>'''Zapp''': What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?</poem>
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• Fnog
  ...Fnog''': Perhaps. But there is more to winning than beating your opponent. You lack the Will of the Warrior.</poem> <poem>'''Fnog''': See you in Girl Hell! I'll be in Boy Hell. Much nicer.</poem>
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• Chris Travers' mother
  '''Leela''': Not you! The camerawoman needs room!</poem>
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• Jerusalem
  '''{{Bender}}''': Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeter
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• Energy being
  ...Leela|you]] will evolve beyond your physical body and, on that day, I hope you will pick up the phone.</poem>
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• Smitty's father
  ...he old dine-and-dash, huh? My daddy owned a restaurant and it's punks like you who kept it from going regional. That's why I became a cop.</poem>
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• A Terrifying Message from Al Gore
  [[File:Aninconvinienttruth.jpg|right|thumb|"You're in a movie?"]] <poem>'''Bender''': What do you play? A burned out cop, a street wise pimp?</poem>
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• Pazuzu
  ...Pazuzu you ungrateful gargoyle, I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!</poem> ...little one, is how papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all.</poem>
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• The Ballad of Me, Ramblin' Rodriguez
  Fry laughed and he said "you deserted me once. Now it's your turn to feel the chill". He cried "rambler. You slept with my Jezebel"&mdash;
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• Me, Bender
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': We need you to find the source of the beam and disable it. <poem>'''Fry''': Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?
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• A Touch of Medieval
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• Dean Vernon
  <poem>'''Dean Vernon''': You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, '''Dean Vernon''': That's enough out of you. From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple-secret probation!</poem
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• Dr. FlimFlam's miracle cream
  ...ll Dr. FlimFlam products? Contact a representative at a covered wagon near you."
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• Joey Mousepad
  '''Clamps''': Clamps? That's ''my'' name, you numbskull!</poem> <poem>'''Joey Mousepad''': Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.</poem>
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• The Bot Who Cried Wolf
  ...you. And that's not counting natural disasters. Add in robot attacks, and you're all lucky to last the week!</poem> '''Park Owner''': Are you kidding me? It has all the excitement of slowly moving in a circle!</poem>
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Space Bee Weekend
  ...00%" | There you are, Fry. Have you fetched those hexagons I haven't asked you for yet? | Good news, everyone! You're off to the Space Beehive to steal their honeycomb!
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• My manwich!
  *{{f|4}} <small>''([[LaBarbara]] says, "From now on, you make your ''own'' manwiches!)''</small>
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• Elzar
  <poem>'''Elzar''': If you promise to stop interrupting, alright. Against my will, I'm gonna knock it <poem>'''Elzar''': Hey, look at this crowd. You guys gotta try the pasta. It's got a real nice profit margin. Bam!</poem>
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• Masked Unit
  <poem>'''Masked Unit''': That's it! Sir, I challenge you to fisticuffs! '''Masked Unit''': I'm gonna open a file of whup-ass on you!</poem>
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• Checkers' head
  <poem>'''Nixon''': Now, look here, you drugged-out Communist. I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it tha
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• Darth Stroyer
  <poem>'''Darth Stroyer''': I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [touches [[Scruffy]] with a [[lightsaber]]] It is done.</poem>
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• Yetiism
  ...toms of hypermalaria exactly. Except for the part where, instead of dying, you turn into a Yeti!" [[Farnsworth]] had Yetiism from [[2927]] until [[3011]]
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Party on Omicron
  !colspan="2"|You arrive on Omicron Persei 8 where Ndnd is excited to receive a delivery! | style="width: 100%" | Do you puny humans have my mighty package?
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• Swamp Hag
  ...rodied at festivals, with her known [[catchphrase]], "get out of my swamp, you kids!"
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• The Transcredible Exploits of Zapp Brannigan
  ..., wake up. I can't face this mysterious planet without you or someone like you. ''[Starts performing CPR]'' ...g sex]'' That was a close call, but we saved [[Earth]]. Was it as good for you as it was for the human race?</poem>
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• Wanda
  '''Farnsworth''': I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety, grandpa discount card.
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• New New York sub-sewers
  *{{clink|US#036|You Don't Wanna Know Jak!}}
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• Pizza Wars
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Sofia Marinara''': Hello again, Fry. Have you missed me?
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• Garfield syndrome
  '''''Garfield'' syndrome''' is a disease that causes you to act like Garfield and skin color changing to orange along with black str
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• Beth
  <poem>'''Michelle''': My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. Now get out there and prove her wrong.
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• Mrs. Grant
  '''Mrs. Grant''': This is it, kids! Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!</poem>
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• Burning Mom
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• Rusty
  ...''': Say, Wendy. Your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you?</poem>
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• Volume 8
  ...erve-wracking <br> nose transplants]]. You'll watch...you'll laugh... <br> you'll obey. The [[Hypnotoad]] commands it!
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• Sprunjer
  '''Zoidberg''': Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.</poem>
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• Oregon
  <poem>'''Bender''': I thought you were in Oregon.
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• Do You Want Fry with That?
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• Ruth Bader Ginsburg's head
  ...trictly along gender lines and the female justices' votes only count half, you are hereby found guilty. <poem>'''Ruth Bader Ginsburg's head''': You Ruth Bader believe it!</poem>
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• Futuramarutuf
  ...xpress]]! Prepare for a {{w|Möbius strip|Mobius "comic" strip}} brought to you from the inventive and slightly addled mind of [[Professor Hubert J. Farnsw If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places
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• Tour guide
  <poem>'''Tour guide''': I don't know where you get your facts, sir, but I am a volunteer housewife with 45 minutes of orie
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• Fender
  '''Bender''': Hey, Fender! Man, I haven't seen you since high school. You still workin' at Jack In The Box?
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• Ndulu
  <poem>'''Ndulu''': So, what's the explanation for you, moron fever?
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• Blorgulax
  <poem>'''Blorgulax''': You goin' to {{w|Andromeda Galaxy|Andromeda}} or thereabouts? '''Dan McMasters''': No, sir... but how would you like to be part... of an exciting business retreat?
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• Baggy
  <poem>'''Leo Wong''': It's a 14-footer with a clown hazard. What club you recommend, Baggy?
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• Wendy
  <poem>'''Wendy''': Did you hear that, Rusty? It sounded like a human.</poem>
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• Catchphrase
  *Quiet you! * I will destroy you! - [[Morbo]]
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• Professor Morris Katz
  ...Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate|Bubblegum]]''': I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius. ...or Morris Katz''': I am the esteemed Professor Morris Katz, and [[Amy Wong|you]] are wasting my time.</poem>
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• James Lloyd
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} *29 "If You Can't Wiggum, Join 'Em"
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• Related to Items You've Viewed
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• Stephen Hawking's head
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Hey! Stephen Hawking! Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity? {{er|2ACV16}} ...Leela|Leela]]''': "Black-Hole-Hawking?" Wow! If I knew I was going to meet you I would have done something with my hair.
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• L-Unit
  '''Fry''': That doesn't look like an "L" at all. Unless you count lowercase. '''Bender''': You know we don't! ''[He slaps Fry, who groans.]''
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• New New New York
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''{{Hermes}}''': Fry! You know the office rules!
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• Fry-Bender relationship
  ...ks of Dschubba|a monastery]] to commandeer their space telescope, saying, "You guys have forever to look for [[God]]. All I'm asking is one measly lifetim <poem>'''Bender''': You really want a {{robot}} for a friend?
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• Good news, everyone
  *"You heard the good news, everyone." {{er|62}} *"This is how you treat me, after all the 'good news!' I've given you over the years?" {{er|129}}
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• Ken
  <poem>'''Fry''': Aww, aren't you a fuzzy little guy.
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• Robot Elders
  '''Blue Elder''': Silence! Come forward, Bender. You will have the honour of executing the prisoners. '''Bender''': You are?
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• Roberto
  <poem>'''Roberto''': You call yourself a robot?! Ha-HAA! ...ause I'm thinking of escaping. You in, or do I gotta '''''kill''''' you so you don't squeal?!
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• Adolf Hitler
  ...cause the guy's got a beard you label him as evil? Well, I got a label for you, pal: An ugly little word called ''prejudice''. ...ef> But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh!! Suddenly you've gone too far.</poem>
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• Bill and Keith
  <poem>'''Master Fnog''': Bill. Keith. You will go to Junior Championships.
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• Satellite dish
  <poem>'''Bender''': Aw, yeah, baby. You're quite a dish.</poem>
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• Unbendable girders
  <poem>'''[[Angle-ine]]''': You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable!
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• Leo Wong
  '''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my ro '''Leo''': Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!</poem>
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• Hoverbot Death Troopers
  '''Death Trooper #2''': Great! But, you know, towards the end of it, I was itching to get back to work.</poem>
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• List of science goofs
  ...e [[Sol|Sun]] for instance, it would take 8 minutes. Imagine the delay if you were to send to a distant galaxy? Of course, there may exist an explanatio
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• R.J.
  <poem>'''R.J.''': Howdy, Amy. Glad to see you come back to the country. It's where the flavor is.</poem>
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• Suicide booth
  The machine uses various items to kill you in the most horrible fashion, afterwards people's bodies can be shipped to <poem>'''Voice''': You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop-N-Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.</poem>
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• Elzar's Fine Cuisine
  '''[[Steve Castle|That Guy]]''': What have you got that's really overpriced? <poem>'''Elzar''': Hey, there! How are you folks doing tonight?
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• Kibbles 'N' Snouts
  ...|Seymour]]. A commercial is shown for it on the game with the slogan: ''If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!''
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 3
  ...adopt Fry and make him the son you never had? That'll replace the daughter you don't have anymore!"
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• Robo-Rooter
  <poem>'''Singer''': [voice-over; singing; on TV] Call Robo-Rooter when you flush your towel.
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• Doug (humanoid)
  <poem>'''Doug''': Just wait 'til you try these after dinner mints.</poem>
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• The Rusty Rail
  '''Big Caboose''': Then you've come to the right side of the tracks. Have a seat, stranger.</poem>
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• Alien invasions of Earth
  [[Earth]] has been the subject of several {{alien|Alien}} invasions. You may be looking for one of the following.
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• Video store clerk
  <poem>'''Fry''': [To [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]].]'' You know what movies average out to be ''really'' good? The first six ''[[Star
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• Johnny
  <poem>'''Johnny''': Thank you, assie!</poem>
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• New Justice Team
  :Superking, you rule! :Clobberella beats you up,
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• Robot Jesus
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': So what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?
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• Pazuzu's son
  ...tle one, is how papa gained his freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit... to you all.</poem>
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• Pinuporks
  <poem>'''Mom''': And bang! You've got a cocktail treat complete with built-in toothpicks.</poem>
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• Striped biologist-taunters
  '''Striped biologist-taunter''': What are you gonna do, shoot us?</poem>
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 2
  |caption=If you can read this, thank us! ...is explaining the situation to Fry, after silencing Hutch he doesn't say "You shall learn more in time, Fry. But..." Nor does he say "and our enemies wou
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• Anonyco
  <poem>'''Announcer''': And now... ''All My Circuits''. Brought to you by... Anonyco &mdash; the unknown company doing unknown things.</poem>
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• Walter Cronkite's head
  ...lock your children in the closet. This is Walter Cronkite saying, "I told you so".</poem>
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Animal Instincts Weekend
  | Hello? If you're looking for cute, your search stops with me, Bender. ...id "pets". And even if I said "vaguely humanoid bipeds", I'd still outcute you.
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• Obliteron
  '''[[Thubanian leader]]''': Say, do you know Obliteron? He pretends to be a hamster, but&ndash;</poem>
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• Inez Wong
  '''[[Amy Wong|Amy]]''': Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my ro '''Leo''': Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room!</poem>
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• Sol
  ...s vacationing in the sun saying he "just loves the heat".^{[[The Bender You Say|[US#013]]]} *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} <small>(mentioned only)</small>
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• LeRoy
  <poem>'''Langdon Cobb''': Thank you, LeRoy. I'm going to relax by the fire with my bag off. So that will be all
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• Police Academy
  <poem>'''Chief O'Mannahan''': Police Academy is not for everybody. You're gonna get your boobs scuffed.</poem>
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• Oily
  '''Fatbot''': Oh pooh. You win again!</poem>
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• I Know What You Did Next Xmas
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• Morgan Proctor
  ...''': A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you.</poem> <poem>'''[[Leela]]''': You and Morgan were having an affair?
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• Virginia
  ...emerald message, dictated but not read.]'' My dear Mrs. Astor, my love for you is as unsinkable as this land ship and as brilliant as this stone. Dictated
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• Darlene
  Darlene: Wait a dang minute! One eye, purple hair... you're [[Leela]]! The crazy one that [[Sean]] dumped!
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• Clarence Thomas' head
  <poem>'''Thomas''': Mr. Wong, the court cannot compel you to testify against {{Amy|your own daughter}}.
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• George Washington's head
  '''Bender''': Same reason you hocked your teeth. <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Time to re-educate you dunce-bags. We'll start with US presidents. ''[He takes a head in a jar out
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• Albert
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}}
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• Big Brain
  <poem>'''Infosphere''': Clarification request! Are you the [[Philip J. Fry]] from Earth or the Philip J. Fry from [[Hovering Squid '''Big Brain''': ''Earth'', you fat idiot, hurry up.</poem>
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• Waterfall family
  ...you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!" ''[is crushed]'' "Argh, my spirit"!<br>
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• Dr. Judy Lesterman
  <poem>'''Dr. Judy Lesterman''': ''[On answering machine.]'' You have reached the office of Dr. Judy Lesterman and Dr. Irah Rodkiss. The off
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• Clancy Wiggum
  Lou. Can't you just let me enjoy my day off?</poem>
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• Bender Gets Made
  === Act II: "You flatter me, kind goon" === === Act III: "You're a freakin' genius, you idiot!" ===
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• Twitter
  * The {{list of|title caption}} for "[[Cold Warriors]]" is "WE'RE FOLLOWING YOU, BUT NOT ON TWITTER". * In "[[Do You Want Fry with That?]]", the Twitter-logo bird, along with {{w|Linux}}'s mas
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• Janet
  <poem>'''Janet''': You can't deliver pizzas on New Year's Eve! It's gonna be the year [[2000]]. '''Janet''': <u>You're</u> a buncha zeroes. ''[She shoves a roll-out noisemaker into his mouth,
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• Butch
  <poem>'''Butch''': I'm Butch, leader of this place. I took your hole and you can't do nothing about it.
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• You Don't Wanna Know Jak!
  |name=You Don't Wanna Know Jak! |title caption=Science FACT! (As Far As You Know!)
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• Captain of the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente
  <poem>'''Captain''': Thank you for your glorious beacon. It saved our lives... and our Saturday night. ''[
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• Nintendu 64
  <poem>'''Fry''': What do you monsters want? '''[[Prof. Farnsworth]]''': Forget it, you pixilated pirates. We need those quarters to do our laundry.</poem>
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• Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell
  '''Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate''': I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius. '''Professor Morris Katz''': I am the esteemed [[Professor Morris Katz]], and you are wasting my time.</poem>
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• Burger King
  * In "[[Do You Want Fry with That?]]", Fry is sued by [[King Wendell Colonel Clown III|a m
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• Q. T. McWhiskers
  ...Mom. I've invented a new children's toy. I call it "Q.T. McWhiskers". When you pet it, it shoots rainbows from its eyes. '''Mom''': You should see the new 16-foot models.
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• Superking
  ...name for this section, since it's not really a biography. Help me out, if you can think of a better one.--> :Superking, you rule!"
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• Galaxians
  <poem>'''[[Linda van Schoonhoven|Linda]]''': Coming up next, Galaxians. What you need to know to protect your family.</poem>
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• Smitty
  '''Smitty''': Do you have any better hostages?</poem> <poem>'''Smitty''': You're under arrest for child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling
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• Volume 3
  ...TION 620 OF THE BLERNE COPYRIGHT TREATY, ENACTED 21 JUNE, [[2972]]. TRULY, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, (UNDER SECTION 620A OF THE TREATY.)" ...ISION]]. THIS ONLY BROADCASTS TO TWO SENSES AND DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BACK TO YOU, EXCEPT IN [[Human Farm|UTAH]].''
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• Wall of Prophecy
  '''High Priest''': We shall read things off you.
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• Yellow car
  <poem>'''Yellow car''': I'll pay you back. I swear. I'll do *anything*
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• The Trouble With Trilogies
  <poem>'''Fry''': I've seen a lot of Westerns, and what you need is practice to help get up your nerve. Ideally, in a musical montage.< '''Mad Max''': Let us in, or I'll feed you to my dingo!
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• Gabriel
  '''[[Detective Klaus Mandela]]''': Come on, Gabriel. You must've seen somethin'!
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• Juice-A-Matic 4000
  '''Bont''': It's the Juice-A-Matic 4000. It'll strain my juices from you while filtering out the pulp. By which I mean, your shredded remains.
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• Kill all humans
  <poem>'''{{Fry}}''': You sure you don't wanna kill all humans?
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• Nanobots
  <poem>'''The Professor''': I must say I'm so proud to see what you blossomed into since I first created your ancestors. '''The Professor''': I thought you knew.</poem>
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• Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate
  <poem>'''[[Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth|The Professor]]''': You're ''that'' Bubblegum Tate? <poem>'''Bubblegum''': You better bird-dog fast, my brother!
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• Mom v. Farnsworth
  '''Hyper-Chicken''': Did you say "extra-crispy recipe"? '''Ron Whitey''': You know I didn't.</poem>
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• Randy (comic character)
  <poem>'''Randy''': Let me tell you about people&ndash;if there's one thing they love, it's everything.</poem>
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• Petunia
  '''[[Ranger Park]]''': What you saw was Bigfoot, the monster ''truck''.</poem> '''Petunia''': Are you sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight
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• Apartment 00100100
  ...ents]], in [[New New York]], [[Earth]]. Beginning with "[[Related to Items You've Viewed]]," [[Turanga Leela|Leela]] now lives in the apartment as well. ...100100). No matter what kind of manipulation of the bit order you perform, you cannot flip a 0 to a 1. -->
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• Abraham
  ...e of [[petroleum oil]]? ''[Abraham comes in, carrying an oil can.]'' Thank you, Abraham. ''[Bender takes the can.]''</poem>
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• 11-Worth Variable-Security Prison
  ...rd''': There's your wallet... [[Salmonella|your guitar]]... and your gun. You're free to go.
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• Full Metal Racket
  If you don't know the correct value, note it in the summary and move on --> |title caption=The Yoke's On You!
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• Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (universe 1)
  ''Farnsworth (U A)'': "Oh, you."</poem>
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• Troop Grit
  '''Amy''': Ugh! Why did you pick that motto for your bot scout troop, Bender? '''Amy''': Oh no! I arrange things from cute to smoking. You put a sexy skirt right next to an adorable top! AAAAGH! This will take hour
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• Jim
  ...m>'''Jim''': I have just been informed that my last words were... "back to you, [[Linda]]".</poem>
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• Civil-defense van
  '''Civil-defense van''': You've got a degree in baloney.
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• Bernilla's fiancé
  ...>'''Bernilla's fiancé''': [off camera] Bernilla, my love, [on camera] will you marry me?
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• Dungeons & Dragons
  ...Gygax]]''': Greetings! It's a... ''[He rolls his dice.]'' Pleasure to meet you!</poem> '''[[Al Gore's head|Al Gore]]''': I don't know, but I can darn well tell you where we're not. The universe.
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• Bernilla
  ...>'''Bernilla's fiancé''': [off camera] Bernilla, my love, [on camera] will you marry me?
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• Yancy Fry Sr.
  **Yancy was fired from {{w|McDonald's}} {{et|1ACV12}} and always said that "you could tell a lot about a man by the rigidity of his shins" {{et|6ACV22}}. '''Yancy Fry Sr.''': You sayin' my boy's a commie?</poem>
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• Tea with Titans
  ...ng down to a delightful tea in this fake living room set. [shouting] Thank you for joining us, Mom!</poem>
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• Calculon Is HAL 9000
  ...those astronauts just the same. Wouldn't <u>you</u>, folks? Wouldn't . . . you?</poem>
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• Rumbledy-hump
  ...ice cream.]'' And I like lollipops. ''[He licks a lollipop.]'' And I like you, Princess Num Num. '''Lady Buggle''': [singing] So, if you're not sure if it's alive or dead,
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• Jimmy Carter's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Alejandro
  <poem>'''[[Captain of the S.S. Miami Muy Caliente|Captain]]''': Ah. You muddled the mint well, Alejandro.
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• Apollo Theater
  ...e famed Apollo Theater. Boo me off stage on open-mic night, huh? I'll show you! ''[He kicks the building apart.]''</poem>
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• Electric Snail
  '''Fry''': That's a stupid animal. You're stupid! I said I want the best one.</poem>
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• Dr. Ogden Wernstrom
  <poem>'''Poopenmeyer''': Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city? '''Wernstrom''': Of course. But it'll cost you. First I'll need tenure.
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• Martha Stewart's head
  '''Martha Stewart''': You've never seen mine
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• Pawnbroker
  <poem>'''Pawnbroker''': I'll give you fifty bucks for the kid.
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• Pick-N-Eat
  <poem>'''Guenter''': It's all-you-can-eat, so just pick off whatever looks good.</poem>
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• Robot Hell
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}}
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• Kif of Death!
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Brain slugs
  <poem>'''Hermes''': [monotonous] I got you an official Bender hat. ''[He takes a brain slug out of his jacket and hand '''Bender''': Sorry, buddy. Here you go! ''[Bender replaces the brain slug.]''
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• Municipal Arboretum
  <poem>'''Adlai''': ''[Arriving at the Arboretum.]'' I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary, a place no one could object to.
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• The Sun Also Raises!
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places '''Bender''': You mean brain damage!
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• Flying Spaghetti Monster (species)
  ...ng Spaghetti Monster]]''': Hey, Professor! I'm a Flying Spaghetti Monster. You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of flightless manicotti?
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• Robo-puppy
  ...s actions while doing them or before doing them. After it has been walked, you have to refill the canister for when it goes. Its functions include yipping
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• Human friend
  ...n ''All My Circuits'', {{Bender}} replies "he laughs, he learns, he loves. You know, typical human stuff."
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• Giant medium-sized ant
  '''Farnsworth''': Quiet, you.
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• Nine
  <poem>'''[[Hutch Waterfall|Hutch]]''': The Grand Curator will tell you more. ...m, I don't mean to be rude, but it's kinda hard to take you seriously when you say junk like ''grok'' and ''junk''.
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• Worlds of Tomorrow Episode 1: Lrrr Strikes Back
  | "Kumbaya" IS my favorite song! How did you know? | As President of this great planet, I have just two words for you: "Arrooo!" and "Why?"
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• Michael Collins Mix
  ...s, which is filled with ice cubes and a cherry, and a starred sky, wherein you can see a moon, and a few lemon slices. The drink was served by [[Bender Be
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• Time tunneller
  ...rank was turned (for example, turning the crank for two minutes would send you two minutes back in time). The other option is to turn on the generator, wh
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• Small rock alien
  '''Small rock alien''': Howdy there. You fellows need some directions?
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• 1074th Academy Awards
  <poem>'''Joan Rivers' head''': Hi, I'm Joan Rivers' head. I tell you, I've had so many {{w|Rhytidectomy|face-lifts}}, they finally lifted it rig ...nser feels. ''[The audience laughs. Jack Nicholson bangs his chest.]'' Oh, you like that one, Jack?
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• What the What if?
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Fry''': So you see Professor, we just need to get all the parts together.
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• Invader X
  <poem>'''Invader X''': Stop it, you hero!</poem>
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• Pain Monster
  '''Pain Monster''': See you April 15 folks!</poem>
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• Ian Boothby
  *{{clink|US#013|The Bender You Say}} *"Coach Me If You Can" #95
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• George H. W. Bush's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Into the Wild Green Yonder Part 1
  *Bender does not tell the construction workers "Yo, you need any girders bent, I know a guy." *Leo does not say "You mean, cursory environmental survey?"
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• Dwayne
  *{{clink|US#036|You Don't Wanna Know Jak!}}
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• Flabby
  <poem>'''Bender''': Just ask ''Flabby'' over here to describe it to you later.
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• Dick Cheney's head
  <poem>'''Dick Cheney''': As your Vice President, I order you to steal that tree.</poem>
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• As the Wormhole Turns
  <poem>'''Leela''': Bender! You should be ashamed of yourself. Legal immigration is one of the cornerstones '''Bender''': Aren't you really a mutant pretending to be an alien in order to live on the surface w
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• Curious Pussycat
  ...|4ACV08}} The [[Japan]]ese text reads something along the lines of "I love you more than your mother does!"
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• Huge-assed woman
  '''Bender''': Madam, I believe you're mistaken.
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• Colonel (merman)
  <poem>'''Colonel''': Nice out of town folks, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Umbriel. Umbriel, these are some Yankees.</poem>
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• Napoleon's head
  ...'''Bender''': [[HAL Institute|This place]] is great! Electroshock whenever you want it... [[Linctron|Two]] [[Abraham Lincoln's head|Lincolns]] for every N '''{{Amy}}''': Bender! You should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
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• The Bender You Say
  |name=The Bender You Say "'''The Bender You Say'''" is the thirteenth [[comic]] issue, which was released 28 May, 2003
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• Theodore Roosevelt's head
  ...But a kangaroo boxing [[Bender Bending Rodríguez|a Robot]]? Now I'm afraid you've lost me. ''[A crab drops into his jar and pinches him. He shouts.]'' [[L
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• Nutley
  '''Petunia''': Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley"?
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• Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection
  ...t sexy [[Leela|cyclopses]]. Someday all comedies will be this funny... but you'll be dead!
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• Gearshift
  <poem>'''Gearshift''': Are you here to fumigate the moose head?
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• Hank Aaron XXIV
  <poem>'''Hank Aaron''': Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time!</poem>
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• Bill Morrison Robot
  '''Bender''': Ooh! Ooh! Yeah. When you gonna make a second ''Simpsons Movie''?
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• Sith Overlords
  '''Bender''': Hurry up, you number crunching crumb nuncher. Everybody but me is dying of old age.
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• Dr. Cahill
  <poem>'''[[Philip J. Fry|Fry]]''': Can you save [[Hermes Conrad|Hermes]], Dr. Goodensexy? {{er|BBS}} '''Dr. Cahill''': I told you, my name is Dr. ''Cahill''!
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• Deep Blue
  ...l Gore''': Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Some day, you'll understand that.</poem>
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• Leela's finger
  '''Leela's finger''': You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand!</poem>
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• Robot Clowns
  ...'Fishy Joe''': Look, I paid for 15 Robot Clowns per cubic meter a car, and you're barely giving me 12. Now crumple up and get in... and fasten your seat b
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• Tijuana
  <poem>'''Bender''': I'm gonna squeeze you out of there like Tijuana toothpaste.</poem>
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• A Fit Worse than Death
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places <poem>'''Hermes''': You leave me no choice but to dock your pay and eat your shirt!
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• Prism railroad
  '''[[Dandy Jim]]''': We're going nearly the speed of light so, uh, roll when you land.</poem>
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• 21st-century girl
  <poem>'''21st-century girl''': You're from the [[20th century]]? That's incredible! I'm from the [[21st centu
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• Coolio
  ...er 28, 2022. The last episode he recorded before his death, "[[I Know What You Did Next Xmas]]," is dedicated to him.<ref>Joey Nolfi - "[https://ew.com/tv
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• Thomas Jefferson's head
  <poem>'''[[Bender Bending Rodríguez|Bender]]''': You know, I like it here. What's the rent on one of these jars?
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• Parts 'n' Crafts
  ...rnsworth]]''': Fry. Take the old gal to market and get the best darn price you can.</poem>
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• Supernova Scotia
  ...Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us, we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.</poem>
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• Leelis Lane
  <poem>'''Leelis Lane''': Oh, Delivery-Boy Man! You saved me by random chance.</poem>
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• Steampunk'd
  |prev=Do You Want Fry with That? <poem>'''Fry''': So you know a lot of famous people?
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• Applied Cryogenics
  |image text=You can solve all your problems by freezing them! '''Lou''': Why do you always have to say it that way?
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• Worlds of Tomorrow George Takei Weekend
  | Normally I don't let strangers unlock me, but you're an exception. | I don't think I'm smarter than you, I KNOW I'm smarter than you.
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• Linda van Schoonhoven
  <poem>'''Linda''': Why do you always get to read the top story, Morbo? ...ff her face.]'' Oh, hey....you....Good evening...Who you callin' drunk?! ''You're'' not drunk, ''I'm'' drunk!! ''[Collapses off her seat.]''</poem>
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• Paco
  ...No. It ain't drugs, but it's a lot ''like'' drugs. It's called spark. You want a hit?</poem>
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• Frank Welker's head
  ...as {{w|Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)|Fred Jones}} in ''{{w|Scooby Doo, Where Are You!}}''. In the [[31st century]], his head is [[head jars|in a jar]] in the [[
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• Waiter on the Green
  <poem>'''Waiter on the Green''': While you await your "friend", allow me to read from a prepared history of our cavern
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• Doctor What
  |title caption=IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU READ! ...om place in space and time, and when you flush the second time, it returns you to the {{Planet Express|building}}. Whilst Farnsworth is being interviewed
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• Robot Chef
  <poem>'''Robot Chef''': Yo, what are you talking about?</poem>
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• Thubanian flying saucer
  '''The Professor''': Of course it wanted a saucer, you idiot! A saucer of "cweam".</poem>
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• Lyndon B. Johnson's head
  <poem>'''Zoidberg''': Hey, hey, L.B.J.. You wanna get drunk?
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• Orbiting Meadows
  |image text=Orbiting Meadows in [[3001]]. {{er|3ACV04}} The sign reads "YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY CLOSER TO [[heaven|HEAVEN]]". Inside the smaller dome is t
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• Vulture preview clip
  '''Bender''': Wait wait wait wait. You can't give everybody <u>guns</u>. What if one of us is the creature? '''Professor Farnsworth''': You be quiet!
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• Hyper-Chicken
  ...t'ain't no need to fear me... ''[He crows loudly.]'' I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.</poem> <poem>'''[[Judge Whitey]]''': Counselor, what evidence do you offer for this new plea of insanity?
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• Cold opening
  === 1ACV06: Give it a rest, you two! === === 1ACV08: Because tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive. ===
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• Gary
  ...regulations are a product of five different regulation traditions, six if you want to get technical. Gary went on to explain the entire tale for Leela,
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• Falafel cart man
  <poem>'''Falafel cart man''': I kill you my friend!</poem>
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• Erwin Schrödinger
  '''Erwin Schrödinger''': It's a superposition of both states until you open it and collapse the wave function. '''Fry''': Says you.
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• Ra-Ra
  <poem>'''Ra-Ra''': Greeting, you aliens from other planet.</poem>
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• Connor O'Bocop
  <poem>'''Connor O'Bocop''': Police academy teaches you many things. But when the streets are flowing with spit and blood, only one
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• Cygnoids
  <poem>'''Blek's wife''': Thank you magic biped!</poem>
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• Fawn
  <poem>'''Morbo''': ''[To Fawn.]'' Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you.</poem>
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• I Second that Emotion
  === Act I: "How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet!?" === === Act III: "Aren't you supposed to be eating our brains?" ===
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• Boomsday!
  ...left a [[black hole]] in my heart. ''And'' in the {{w|Virgo Cluster}} when you finally set the [[Doomsday devices|device]] off.</poem> <poem>'''Farnsworth''': You know, this is a good excuse to start building a new doomsday device. Maybe
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• War of 2012
  ...have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I have one thing you'll never have: a soul.</poem>
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• Tartar House Five
  If you know how, make links of the first reference to any other characters, places ...ew and check over the page before saving it, to reduce the number of times you'll have to edit the page.
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• Ron Weiner
  ...''{{w|NewsRadio}}'', ''{{w|Arrested Development}}'' and ''{{w|Help Me Help You}}''. He also received an [[Annie Award]] in [[2001]] for the episode "[[Luc
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• Decapodian Emperor
  <poem>'''Decapodian Emperor''': Listen, [[Leela|lady]], as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly. Yet I emb
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• Bender's first-born son
  <poem>'''Bender's son''': Daddy, I knew you'd come back!</poem>
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• The Hip Joint
  ...is normally crowded and is a great place to meet people or go on dates if you don't fancy a quiet night at [[Elzar's Fine Cuisine]]. The club has multipl
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• Alien languages
  ...previous '''symbol's''' numerical value. If the result is less than zero, you add 26. Then that number is converted into a character as before. '''Note''': If you ever see two identical symbols in a row, the second is always an "A".
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• Jake the Dog
  '''Bender''': Time for you to shut up!</poem>
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