Transcript:A Farewell to Arms

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Fun on a Bun
Written by	Dan Vebber
Transcribed by	Roboto63

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[Note: This transcript is based on the Countdown to Futurama post "Wooly Mammoth Clip" - of 18 June 2012.]^[1]

[Scene: An ice-covered piece of land. The Planet Express ship is hovering over the area, emitting a violet beam.]

[Cut to: Within the ship. Bender is looking at a beeping radar. Fry is seated, wearing a chicken over his head.]

Fry: [drunkenly] I didn't know this ship had a mammoth detector.

Bender: You're drunk, Fry. This is the elephant detector. I just set it to "big and woolly". [The radar indicates that it has detected something.] Mammoth ahoy!
[Cut to: The ice-covered piece of land. The ship is hovering upright in place. Fry and Bender are sticking their heads out the window.]
<poem>Fry: Wow! Bender? I smell burning tusk.

Bender: That's probably it. Kill the engine!

[The engine stops. The ship hits the ground, landing on its side. Bender exits the ship and jumps into a hole. He gets out of the hole, pulling a rope over his shoulders. Attached to the rope is the body of a wooly mammoth.]

References

^ Matt Tobey (18 June 2012). Countdown to Futurama: Woolly Mammoth Clip. (Comedy Centrl [sic].) Retrieved on 19 June 2012.

Futurama transcripts

1ACV
(Season 1)

"Space Pilot 3000" • "The Series Has Landed" • "I, Roommate" • "Love's Labours Lost in Space" • "Fear of a Bot Planet" • "A Fishful of Dollars" • "My Three Suns" • "A Big Piece of Garbage" • "Hell Is Other Robots" • "A Flight to Remember" • "Mars University" • "When Aliens Attack" • "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

2ACV
(Season 2)

"I Second that Emotion" • "Brannigan, Begin Again" • "A Head in the Polls" • "Xmas Story" • "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" • "The Lesser of Two Evils" • "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" • "Raging Bender" • "A Bicyclops Built for Two" • "A Clone of My Own" • "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" • "The Deep South" • "Bender Gets Made" • "Mother's Day" • "The Problem with Popplers" • "Anthology of Interest I" • "War Is the H-Word" • "The Honking" • "The Cryonic Woman"

3ACV
(Season 3)

"Amazon Women in the Mood" • "Parasites Lost" • "A Tale of Two Santas" • "The Luck of the Fryrish" • "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" • "Bendless Love" • "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" • "That's Lobstertainment!" • "The Cyber House Rules" • "Where the Buggalo Roam" • "Insane in the Mainframe" • "The Route of All Evil" • "Bendin' in the Wind" • "Time Keeps on Slippin'" • "I Dated a Robot" • "A Leela of Her Own" • "A Pharaoh to Remember" • "Anthology of Interest II" • "Roswell that Ends Well" • "Godfellas" • "Future Stock" • "The 30% Iron Chef"

4ACV
(Season 4)

"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" • "Leela's Homeworld" • "Love and Rocket" • "Less than Hero" • "A Taste of Freedom" • "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" • "Jurassic Bark" • "Crimes of the Hot" • "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" • "The Why of Fry" • "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" • "The Sting" • "Bend Her" • "Obsoletely Fabulous" • "The Farnsworth Parabox" • "Three Hundred Big Boys" • "Spanish Fry" • "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"

5ACV
(Season 5)

Bender's Big Score	The Beast with a Billion Backs	Bender's Game	Into the Wild Green Yonder
Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4	Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4	Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4	Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4