Transcript:The Butterjunk Effect

	Transcript for
The Butterjunk Effect
Written by	Michael Rowe
Transcribed by	Sanfazer

[Note: This transcript is based on the Countdown to Futurama post "Leela and Amy Kissing Fry Clip" - of 5 June 2012.] ^[1]

[Scene: A room resembling the inside of a tree which has a kitchenette attached. On the wall are three frames. A giant flower serves as the light fixture. Kif - who is wearing pyjamas and holding a glass - and Amy - who is wearing a robe and whose arms are crossed - are seated at a log table. Leela - who is wearing a robe as well - is standing against it. A flower arrangement is the centrepiece. Fry is wearing pyjamas and holding a bowl which is on the counter. Bender is holding a mug and leaning against the counter. Leela is looking at Amy.]

Leela: You just hopped into bed with my boyfriend?!? [Leela points at herself with her right hand. Fry walks up to the table holding his bowl. Leela turns to him.] And you! [Leela throws Fry's bowl on the floor - scaring Fry.] As God is my witness, I'll never forgive you for this!

[Leela grabs Fry and kisses him passionately.]

Amy: Hey! [Amy stands up.] Just 'cause he's your boyfriend, [offended] doesn't mean you get 'im all to yourself.
[Amy grabs Fry, drags him across the table and kisses him passionately too.]
<poem>Leela: [snappy] He's mine! [Leela has grabbed Fry.] [back to normal] There's nothing more to talk about.

[Leela kisses Fry repeatedly.]

Fry: No, no! [Amy begins kissing Fry.] Keep talking.

[Kif raises one of his right hand's fingers.]

Kif: Um... Amy. I hope I'm not out of line - but—

Leela: Shut up, Kif.

Amy: How dare you talk that way to my Kif?!?

[Amy begins kissing Fry again and Leela follows. Bender takes a sip from his mug.]

Bender: This planet's got it goin' on!

References

^ Matt Tobey (05 June 2012). Countdown to Futurama: Leela and Amy Kissing Fry Clip. (Comedy Centrl [sic].) Retrieved on 05 June 2012.

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